#ygo crack

[shiiko529]

how to summon an army:

[bakawitch]

Funny headcanon I have is that Yamima is more studious than Malik. I don't really have any solid reason or canonical support for this other than a probably false memory of Malik not understanding the hieratic text on the winged dragon of ra

Also I just think it would be something very fun Yamima could hold over Malik's head XD

[42wv]

[kneel-to-seto-kaiba]

It was all a ruse, you pathetic little ant. For, you see, I, Seto Kaiba, was the mastermind the entire time!! Every single thing that's happened to you over the last 24 hours was orchestrated by me… and my insane mind! Yes, it was all me.

The whole thing cost me $750,000, and over eight months of planning, just to lead you right here into the palm of my hands!

But why ask you all the trite details when I already know every detail from my network of cyber rats! Yes, you might have thought those were regular rats you fool. Wrong.

He brings up a hologram map, showing a server building from the US.

Next, I’ll lead a KaibaCorp satellite on a trajectory to come crashing down into this building in approximately one hour. Then, the dark cosmic energy released from the satellite in the explosion will activate these powerful cards!

Onscreen, powerful cards appear. They look cool.

Now try and stop me!! Hahaha!!

[thesilverlock]

𝓩exal 𝒎onth ~ A is for Astral

in the midst of a smol art burnout but I wanted to make one more silly thing for Zexal Month! :> Astral deserved some post-war pampering. Hope the best for him!

@zexalmonth <3

[kisaraslover]

pinterest is constantly trying to convince me the thigh pouch is such a normal and big part of fashion and i keep going "haha yeah maybe in the yugioh universe" anyway here are two of the most popular Kisaras from fics

[blastthechaos]

Kinda crack non serious Headcanon, but I like to imagine that when it comes to creating new cards to help his fragments, Zarc actually is the one that desgins and draws the cards...and he doesn't plan it in advanced, it's stuff he does in the heat of the moment, so he sends sketches...or what he thinks are sketches, it's basically this image.

And sister companion to this Crack Headcanon, the reason Ray doesn't make cards to help her fragments isn't because she can't...but because her drawing abilities are shit.

[bibookdemon]

Had a shitpost idea

Imagine Yugi finally gets a growth spurt and ends up even taller than Seto

Seto: Mokuba, get me a knife. I'm going to cut his legs off.

Mokuba: Big brother, absolutely not.

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S0 Yugi talking to his friends: Do you ever suddenly get dizzy with fear and pass out only to wake up to five brutally murdered bodies laying around you? The gang: \internally\ Haha, wtf. Yugi: And blood on your hands. Do you ever have blood on your hands from murdered people. Jou: \leans over to Honda and whsipers\ Please tell me you're hearing this too. Honda: \actually shaking with fear\ y-yup Yami meanwhile: \chillaxing in the puzzle, planning his next mass murder of people who have hurt his vessel\

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Halloween:

Jounouchi: I'm a vampire rawr XD

Seto: Bite me please

Jounouchi: What.

Seto: What.

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Seto: They tried to put me on the cover of vogue

Seto: But I made the owner cry

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Yugi: I was a little too silly. \people on fire screaming in the background\

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Kaiba: Dog

Jounouchi: Scalie

Kaiba: What

Jounouchi: whispers menacingly You're the femboy blue-eyes by the name of BEWD_UWU

Kaiba: ...why were you on furaffinity?

Jounouchi: ...

Kaiba: ...

Jounouchi: runs away

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Idk needed to get some crack outta my head

[cyberdragoninfinity]

I DONT REMEMBER RECORDING THIS??!? anyway. fantastic expressions in this clip

[theunknownmasks]

Oh, you mean THIS flamingo?

"Get this old meme out of here and I never want to see it or any other piece of...trauma ever again..."

[aigamidiva]

@blue-eyed-kaiba

“You’re a mad dictator… but that’s none of my business..”

bombastic side eye.

[bakawitch]

Lol Chucky yugioh au where Yami Bakura/Zorc is a british Chucky/Charles Lee Ray

Ryou is probably Andy, Malik is Tiffany/Jennifer, Anzu is Nica, and Glenn/Glenda is Tkb (we joke enough about him being their future child from the past)

[number-1-kuaidul-fanboy]

Friendly reminder that Sho canonically prayed to the god of duels at a Slifer altar

[kneel-to-seto-kaiba]

//crack post

he’s drinking KaibaCorp brand cardgamer fuel electric blue flavor ultimate ultra mega mind consciousness energy wave enhancement with a sweepstakes ad on the can and a very wired looking Kaiba yelling “get wired!!”

[thesilverlock]

This spoke to me idk