#yo they ballin

[mechanical-magician]

BOMB RUSH CYBERFUNK HEADCANONS: FRANKS EDITION

MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD

Headcanon Directory >>

> As we know, Versum Hill is their turf. They're base is that basketball court, which they're chill with people coming to play some skremish rounds :]

> However, below ground through a manhole is their exclusive hideout. This is also the location of Flesh Prince's workshop

> The group is comprised of 5 members: Ab, Femur, Pec, and Bicep. Flesh Prince is their leader.

> The other 4 members are all grown adult men in their 30s, listening to the whims of a 16 year old kid

> They know about Prince's story (see Flesh Prince headcanons through the above directory) and honestly, they've adopted him as their collective son

> That being said, Prince still absolutely calls the shots.

> They all met Prince one way or another through his underground body manipulation business. Prince will do procedures no one else will, and gets paid a pretty penny to do it.

> Most of the respect for Prince however, comes from the fact that he does it right. He takes genuine care, and demands regular check ups with his clients to ensure that everything is going smoothly.

> Also, if you want a part from a specific... donor. He's got connections to make that happen.

> A seller once tried to sell him the arm of a famous recently deceased baseball player, and when Prince figured out that it was just some regular person's arm, he threw a FIT. "I've been waiting 3 DAMN WEEKS FOR THIS AND YOU BRING ME A FRAUD?! My boy Pec has been patiently waiting without an arm for a month and you WASTE MY TIME WITH THIS?! I oughtta take your HEADS and make MINCEMEAT outta the LEFTOVERS!!!"

> Needless to say, Prince cares deeply for his boys

> They care for him too!

> After an incident where Prince had an allergic reaction and his epipen broke, the members of the crew decided that they should all always have an epipen and inhaler on them so something like never happens again. Prince doesn't know about this agreement

> Prince is the only one who lives at the base. Though sometimes some of the others will crash there for the night

> overall, they're one of the more chill gangs to hang with!

[marshmellonew]

JOHNNY & DOYOUNG - Ay-Yo Jacket Shooting

[drthrillerr]

I forgot that I had these edited images I made a while back in my phone.

Why did I make these??? Idk. Really..

[oh-meow-swirls]

extremely funny to me how before playing 3 i was like "idk if i'd like 3 it changed a lot :///" n then i played 3 n was basically immediately like "i love this game."

[crowzenyogurt]

Yo your wizards are ballin’

wizard of balls

[a-substantial-trash-pile]

goodbye gordon

YO gnome finale dropped and wayne n the crew did a ballin job 10/10 i laughed and yelled and shed tear

[octuscle]

Hey support. I gave my phone to my dad for safekeeping while I went to a doctors appointment. During the appointment, I started feeling strange, like I was getting dumber? Also my shirt feels tight, don’t know if that’s something.

It's just a screening appointment. I'm here because I need to get my blood levels checked. Of course, I know for a fact that the doctor will say something about my cholesterol levels again. He will say something about the fact that I should do more sport. What should I do? I'm a junior in college. It is extremely challenging to keep up with the curriculum.

The shirt is not only tight, it is also itchy. It would be nice if the doctor came soon. Then I can finally take it off for the examination. I don't have forever. I have to be back on campus by 4 p.m. at the latest. Otherwise I won't have enough time to warm up before training.

I hope da doc isn't uh wimp. Yes, I cud have taken uh shower before going to da doctor. But before da doctor wuz gym, afta da doctor is football training. Ha much sense does uh shower make? let me check my armpit. Yes, gud jock sweat. Da doctor will like that.

Bruh, I'm lowkey praying this ain't nah shredded muscle or somethin wild like that. Haha, damn, I probably went ham on dem weights, but you know ha it goes on chest day - total amnesia, all about them pecs! I live for chest day!

Yo fam, like, why do I gotta chill on this chair every time for them to drain my blood? n why does da doc gotta inspect my balls first, like, what even? but hey, he's da med guru, he must know his shit, right? lit to know that my coach is posted up in da waiting room holding down my celly. Praying I can bounce back to ballin' with da squad pronto. Da ultimate showdown is goin' down this weekend. N coach dropped uh hint about needing uh fresh QB on da team. Please, oh please, let it be yours truly!

[smallpwbbles]

Gooseworx did say that out of all the people in the Circus, Jax deserves to be there the most, which may have a different meaning if he really is an NPC

SH E SAID THAT, YO IM BALLIN WITH THIS THEORY

[arthropod-diagnosis]

Name: Premium Paper Napkin

Skill: Basket Ballin'

Quote: "Yo Yo Yo Yo!! What is up, mother fuckers??!!"

(Image by froggy143 on iNaturalist)

[snoppy]

born on the north bank king of the east side fifty years strong now he's rolling in a stick ride hand made suits rakin in loot five star general y'all best salute yo bitches be catty but the king kong daddy rock all the haters while we go roll a fatty squiggle on deck kenny on rhymes and logan big ballin on hamptons time l to the og dude be the og ay and he playin playin like a pro see l to the og dude be the og ay and he playin playin like a pro A1 ratings 80k wine never gonna stop baby fuck father time yo don't get it twisted i been through hell but since i stan dad im alive and well shaper of views creator of news father of many paid all his dues so don't try to run your mouth at the king just pucker up bitch and go kiss the ring

[alterenjun]

nct 127 - Ay- Yo! bios

›. Ay-Yo! ♪

◜ ˉ step up, break the roof ⋆ ◞

☇ skyscraper ☁

✦ ˆ we got up higher than you see ︿ (127)

▒  ballin' big time ✷ I say "Ay-Yo!" ⟡→

˖ ｡ 여기가 Valhalla ≋⬦

( — feelin' kinda wonderful ♡﹐︵ )

੭ ⌑ put some records on 📀

◎ ➜ DJ, turn it on, let's go! ▢

like or reblog if u save/ use - @alterenjun

[respectthepetty]

With My Dear Bro Day One

Love Tractor's leads got sent to El Nido in the Philippines by the production company and recorded it for With My Dear Bro. I truly have nothing better to do with my time during this quiet holiday break now that midnight mass is done, and GMMTV didn't give me Safe House this year, so I'm binging it and writing about it in three posts (One, Two, Three) because why not?

First off, the opening credits are adorable.

Next, their only concern when packing was making sure to bring a hairdryer. Not a joke. Very serious business.

There is only ONE BED, and they did not realize that until they get to the house. Yoon Do Jin said he would sleep on the couch.

That was a lie.

Yoon Do Jin is very outgoing and travels often while Do Won is introverted and hasn't traveled much. Yoon Do Jin is fine spending all their money. Do Won is frugal. Yoo Do Jin wants to try all the things. Do Won, not so much.

They both speak English often on the trip, but Do Won, who has a degree in hotel management teaches Yoon Do Jin the words for fork, knife, and spoon, plus that the taller glass is for wine and the shorter glass is for water (the more you know). They struggle with the laid-back style of the island aka the speed of service.

Much like their characters in Love Tractor, Yoon Do Jin fills every silence (with horrible dad jokes!). Do Won, not so much.

They have $700 which equals over 40,000 pesos! I'm on Yoon Do Jin's side here. BALLIN'! Treat yo' self! But they are counting the money with ALL THESE PEOPLE WATCHING!

They even had the money changer stressed out. 40,000 pesos is a lot to be counting out in the open like that. No, baby boys, NO!

Oh, lord. Men. Do Won wants to buy a wallet and Yoon Do Jin wants slippers. Then, the walkway is wet, and Yoon Do Jin needs help crossing it. They are 60-year old dads.

They haggle (as they should), but they misunderstand. The price is 3 for 100. They think each item is 300, so the haggling gets lost in translation! The lady is actually really sweet to them and shows them which bill to hand her.

Everyone is watching them and wants to take a picture with them since it's become obvious that they are Korean actors (with the cameras and the 40,000+ pesos!). I am bothered for them, especially Do Won who is anxious, but they don't want to make ALL Koreans look bad because that's what they think will happen.

They take a taxi which was supposed to cost 100, but haggle for 90. Then, they only hand the driver a 50. These men are wildin'!

Yoon Do Jin is haggling his ass off, and the ladies are loving it He ends up getting free fruit!

Oh, God, they spot balut, and Yoon Do Jin, who is down to try everything, goes for it. Do Won lets Yoon Do Jin take the L for both of them.

This is adorable. They shop because Do Won likes to cook. Yoon Do Jin sneaks chocolate into the cart. Do Won wants to carry the bags. Yoon Di Jin says no. Yoon Di Jin wants to help cook. Do Won says no.

Do Won, who is visibly nervous when they sit down to eat, waits for Yoon Di Jon to take a bite, then immediately asks for a score repeatedly as he begins to freak out about how he cooked it.

But Yoon Di Jon comes through with the compliments!

They bought banana blossoms, and have no idea what to do with them or how to eat them, so Do Won tricks Yoon Di Jon into eating it as it is.

They didn't even google or anything. They just ate it. Raw. With the leaves y todo. No bueno.

A bug is spotted. Do Won is terrified of bugs. Yoon Di Jon kills it.

But then he teases Do Won with it. Do Won is not pleased.

They shower, Yoon Di Jon kills a moth for Do Won, they drink, then Do Won attempts to make plans for the next day.

To which Yoon Di Jon responds.

Man's got jokes, all day, every day.

And that was just the first day, so they hop into their one bed and get ready for day two.

[discount-butlins]

Day 11 - Play - @capydoodle

AYYYY YO, HE'S BALLIN'

[ox1-lovesick]

you ever just STOP 🤚 IREUMEN 😈 BORYEO MISTER 🫦 ROVER 🚴 ROVER 🚴 ROVER 🚴 give me 😩 a 🍆 good 💯 ride 🚗 eenie 🤨 meenie 😪 mini 😓 moe 🫵 chumchuneun 🕺 agi 🧑‍🦲 flow 🔄 SUGAR 🍭 RUSH 🫨 USH 🙉 SUGAR 🍬 RUSH 🏃 USH 👽 SUGAR 🍫 RUSH 🕺 USH 🤸 SUGAR 🧁 RUSH 😵‍💫 USH 😇 AAAAAAHHHHH 👺 yeah 😻 we ridin' 💪 and ridin' 🛻 and ridin' 🚴 on up 🔛🆙 BALLIN' 🤹 BIG TIME ⬆️🕑 AND 🙉 I 🫵 SAY 😶 AY-YO ‼️ young 🧑‍🦲 dumb 😶 stupid 😪 young 🧑‍🦲 dumb 😶 stupid 😪 but who cares 🤷 kitsch 🏹 kitsch 👺 kistch👾 kitsch 🦧 kitsch 🫏 KKUCHYANGIMAN 🌺 NAMGIGO 💯 GATTANDA 😈

[x-heesy]

Rockstar, rebound

Bitch you know we ballin'

Always at my phone to find another hoe was callin'

I'm on the team, I'ma shoot for three

Breakin' new means

Then I release

Hittin' that buzza beater (Ugh)

Winnin' the game, I'm winnin' (Ugh)

I let my brother beat 'em (Ugh)

I couldn't lose if Lucifer made me a loser

I jump from the fuckin' bleachers

Rockstar, rebound

Bitch you know we ballin'

Always at my phone to find another hoe was callin'

Why she callin' my phone?

I don't know

I couldn't answer 'cause I'm on a boat

Got the remote 'cause you know I control

All the waves that you ride like I told ya

This that super fly drop kick shit

All these motherfuckers jumpin' in the moshpit quick

If you got a big booty, better pop that shit

I've been lookin' for a biddy that will rock my dick

Need a new flow, then I'll top this shit

Me and Swvde be the team

Always comin' with the hits

Everybody love it when we drop them shits

I'ma spit it 'til I hit it then I got my fix

I don't even look like I should rap but yo I kill this shit

Workin' 'til his perfect fingers hurtin'

Know you feel this shit (Ugh)

I spit a couple of bars at a time

Off of the dope but I'm coming out fine

Trippy been droppin' full bottles of wine

Now that bitch over we ready to grind

I'm a goof and that's just the way I am

Don't follow the rules and I don't stick to the plan

Okay you know me, that don't mean that you're my friend

So all that shit you was talkin' you say it was all just pretend

(Hold up, hold up, wait up, hold up)

Gotta change it up a little bit like she gon' be with me

Got the boba fett up in the blunt

We high as we can be

Out in Colorado for a while

I'm in the 303

Sendin' my vocals to Dutchman we gon' be like

Leedle Leedle Lee

Hit the sto' for weed

I'm TrippthaKid, I get the tree for free

Pass the blunt to him so he get lifted

Never seein' me

Higher than the universe

You know you wanna be a G

TrippythaKid the G.O.A.T

Y'all already know

You never beatin' me

Hit the sto' for weed

I'm TrippthaKid, I get the tree for free

Pass the blunt to him so he get lifted

Never seein' me

Higher than the universe

You know you wanna be a G

TrippythaKid the G.O.A.T

Y'all already know

You never beatin' me

Shoutout to Swvde

Shoutout to Dutchman

Shoutout to TrippythaKid

You guys are so sick

You work so hard at your craaaaft

Oh my God

Leedle Leedle Lee by TrippyThaKid v4

@bethanythestrange @luna---zylum @bigbonzo @seanisnothing

[tolerateit]

good evening, everyone. thank you for being here to honor my dad's life and work. so when rhea was planning this thing she asked me to help out with a tribute of a certain flavor. just remember, im not a professional. BORN ON THE North bank king of the east side fifty years strong now he's rolling in a stick ride handmade suits raking in loot five-star general y'all best salute yo bitches be catty but the king kong daddy rock all the haters while we go roll a fatty squiggle on the decks kenny on the rhymes and logan big ballin' on hamptons time. L to the OG dude be the OG A N he playing playing like a pro see L to the OG dude be the OG A N he playing playing like a pro A-1 ratings 80k wine never gonna to stop baby fuck father time bro don't get it twisted i've been through hell but since i stan dad im alive and well shaper of views creator of news father of many paid all his dues so don't try to run your mouth at the king just pucker up bitch and go kiss the ring L to the OG dude be the OG A N he playing playing like a pro see L to the OG dude be the OG A N he playing playing like a pro L to the OG dude be the OG A N he playing playing like a pro see L to the OG dude be the OG A N he playing playing like a pro when i say L you say OG L to the (OG) L to the (OG) L to the (OG) L to the (OG) L to the (OG) L to the motherfucking O G