#you can't just say perchance

[shirazens]

headcanon that laurance has an ongoing addiction of watching aita reddit story read-a-louds on youtube for hours uninterrupted.

[cecilsbitingyou]

Kinda self indulgent but I really don't feel like The Militsioner would have a proper concept of gender and sexuality because he feels so undersocialized. Call him whatever pronouns you want. Genuinely does not give a fuck. Unlabeled giant cop for the win.

[viivdle]

cardan during meetings of royal matters, perchance

also him

[beanyboi173thegoober]

They're so bbg

[shopcat]

i've started saying perchance more i don't know if anyone's noticed its like addictive

[blog-du-caillou]

The duality of a relationship

Blue, screaming at the top of her lungs, tears streaming down her face: WHAT DO YOU MEAN CALM DOWN? I'M CALM! Gansey, looking as calm as always in one of the most stressful situations he's ever been in: Guys, not sure, I mean I may be wrong, but I think, maybe, perhaps, there is a chance I might be having a slight panic attack. Perchance.

[heyitsnyixie]

Everyone has a character or two that they hate and want to see them punched but consider:

Two characters that you like and want to see them fight each other. Maybe even kiss, perchance.

[orangeofthegarden]

I cant stop editing aot manga frames

[redisramblings]

Sonic The Idea vs. Sonic the Man

Everyone knows Sonic is cool as fuck. I mean look at him. He's the dude with the 'tude. But who knows what he's thinking? And why do we think of him so fondly as the mythical (nonexistent?) Super Mario? Aw yeah. Perchance is happenin.

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Sonic exhibits theory by rollin around at the speed of sound all day, and exhibits theory by stating "Aw yeah! This is happenin'!" That was tight, baby!

When Sonic exists as he doesn't have a place of safety, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can carry a golden ring and never get hurt, his life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Sonic as some carefree hero, but in reality he is simply a one-percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.

[ghostblazewrites]

screaming at my outline right now because wtf do you mean 'future me this is your problem' IT IS FUTURE ME. IT IS MY PROBLEM NOW. ARRGHGHGHGHH-

[voxcornum]

I made this account to shitpost and have somewhere to put my little arts and then I immediately stopped using it and also drawing. Oopsies. Anyway, I've been thinking about making a real metroidy metroidvania, so I was in need of a space badass to serve cunt in the caves of some hostile planet. Perhaps this is she. Perchance.

[quinngobrr]

breakig newss.... you CN just saay perchance.....

APERL FOOOLLSLSLSLSLS!!!!!!1!1!!1Q!!!!

[bitchriotsworld]

me whenever anyone says perchance:

[rosewater-and-chai]

anyway i discovered a new kink methinks, perchance

[fatuismooches]

akademiya dottore and reader as the mario the idea vs mario the man essay, i cant explain my thought process on 3 hours of sleep I'm gifting you this idea, i also just think the idea of dottore with his head in his hands saying "you cant just say perchance" is really funny- 🎈

Dottore has read his fair share of horrible essays from his "scholarly" peers and even qualified researchers and he struggles with how they even made it into this institution, but he's never quite encountered an essay like this one. If it could even be called an essay... no, it can't be. Who starts an essay with "Everyone knows that Sumeru's plants are cool as fuck." He puts his pen down after the first sentence because you simply cannot be real. Admittedly he writes strange stuff in his notes too but those are notes. Not an essay!

I'm not sure which would be funnier. If Reader is genuinely very bad at writing essays or if Reader is actually very good at them and just wanted to troll Dottore. Either way, he's exasperated and done with you for wasting his time.

"You can't just say perchance," he says while rubbing his temples.

"Why not? It sounds cool."

"Are you an idiot?"

"Perchance."

"..."

[liliesandthemoon]

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