#you nasty little crimeboy

[transfemininomenon]

you know people always rag on ryuji for being a little loud about being in the phantom thieves but nasty crimeboy is the one constantly having people be like "so youre a phantom thief right" like a month after they meet him

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

I Don’t Recognize You Anymore

by nomadic_swallow

Tommy stumbled back, scrambling away on instinct. It wasn’t safe with Wilbur anymore, and Phil-

“Do you think that’s fair?” Wilbur shouted, shoving a hand at Tommy’s shoulder.

Tommy didn’t know how to answer.

Wilbur promised he wouldn’t hurt him.

Or: Tommy has a nightmare where Wilbur hurts him. Tommy wakes up and is terrified of Wilbur, but Wilbur just wants to be there for his little brother.

Words: 2454, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of I will one day have legal custody over the ‘Tommyinnit Has Nightmares’ tag, Part 5 of crimeboys brainrot my beloved

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit

Additional Tags: Mentioned Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Has Nightmares (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Has Trust Issues (Video Blogging RPF), Older Sibling Wilbur Soot, Foster Care, Sleepy Bois Inc as Family, Hurt/Comfort, Pet Names, Platonic Cuddling, Platonic Kissing, tommyinnit is a child, why isnt that a tag?, SHIPPERS DNI YA NASTY, Crying, Nightmares, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Couch Cuddles, Wilbur Soot Loves TommyInnit, Scared TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit-centric (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Gets a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), rated t for cursing, Dreams and Nightmares, One Shot

[whumpkitty]

Whumpay Day 3: Holding Back Tears

Him sad ;-; Tried writing something for them in my more descriptive style, usually saved for my philosophical rambles haha but. I guess that’s more or less what Dani is doing here so.

ALSO I DID NOT PROOF READ THIS I COULD NOT FOCUS BRAIN LONG ENOUGH SORRY.

TWs: Toxic relationship, brief mentions of the following; things in skin, drugs, death (sort of, it’s more metaphorical), implication of needles

Timeframe: A while after Danika has been Andrik’s Jewel

Danika watched as the golden threads so long a part of him glinted coldly in the moonlight. His eyes followed the icy glimmer tiredly as he slowly rotated his arm back and forth, watching the light catch on the gemstones and cast a momentary star into the air. Watching as it blinked out of existence, died so easily as he tilted his arm just a fraction of a centimeter to the side.

They all died so very easily.

Almost like they were never there to begin with. If he hadn’t seen the little spark with his own eyes, no one would have ever known it existed. Almost like his love.

He glanced at Andrik, sound asleep next to him. Danika should be sleeping too, it was well into the quiet hours of the morning, but he’d been finding it difficult ever since… well. Ever since. He’d worried Andrik several times with how sickly he had become and how often the mafia lord walked in on him wavering only to pass out a few seconds later. Exhaustion was taking a toll on him, but it was still better than giving in to more of Andrik’s drugs or the nightmares.

Although he could barely call them nightmares, they were more. Memories. Twisted and distorted till he could barely recognize them. And yet Danika was certain they had happened. They had to have. He couldn’t imagine how he could have loved Andrik without at least some of the memories being real, couldn’t imagine how he could still love him, somewhere inside himself that was protected from the ice that grew colder every day.

Danika continued playing with the gold, though it looked less like gold and more like silver in the dark. Silver. Hope, love, and kindness. False in both its glitter and promises.

~

Danika dropped an enormous book down on the table with a thud.

“That’s so big though! Did you really read all that?” Andrik’s skeptical tone earned him a stuck out tongue.

“I told you I didn’t read it all, I haven’t had time. I was just looking through it, and found some cool stuff! It’s all about magic and symbols and things like that. I thought you liked that?”

Andrik nodded, looking somewhat more interested at the mention of magic but still giving the admittedly very large tome an appraising look. Danika sighed and opened it to somewhere in the middle, flipping through till he reached a page covered with illustrations of precious gems and metals. Andrik perked up, leaning over the book himself, eyes running over the shining ink.

“You want to be a jeweler like your grandpa, right? So I figured you’d be interested in this! It’s all meanings and magical importance of jewels and stuff like that.”

Andrik turned the book towards himself, skimming the page. Danika pointed to a section edged in silver whorls, grinning as he spoke.

“This one is my favourite, it’s about silver,” he turned his head a bit, reading the passage out loud albeit slowly as he tried to decipher the upside down words. “Silver is a precious metal and, like gold, often symbolizes riches and wealth. It is believed to be a mirror to the soul, helping us to see ourselves as others see us. It represents and magnifies hope, mystic visions, kindness, sensitivities, psychic abilities, tenderness, meditation, and unconditional love,” he looked up at Andrik. “Isn’t that pretty?”

The other boy nodded and looked up as well, smiling widely at Danika.

“Yeah, it’s really pretty.”

~

Danika closed his eyes, leaning back against the headboard.

It goes so quickly, doesn’t it? Just like the little stars, here one moment and gone the next, no trace whatsoever. The warm summer days evaporating like so much nothing and the soft kisses blowing away on the wind, replaced with this mockery of a romance. Dreams of the future morphing into horrors that he had to find a way to live through.

Unconditional love and hope. His false silver didn’t do what it was supposed to, but did he really expect it to? It was fake, after all, like everything else, only what he wanted it to be when it was least useful. It would turn back to gold soon enough and with it would come all the wealth and grandeur and broken smiles.

More silver glinted in the moonlight, tracking down his cheek, cold and real.

[cyncerity]

I had no idea that people genetically modded animals to do that. Absolutely Horrifying. Also creature Tommy is a little bastard. I love him.

I know for a fact that there was a little island somewhere that was having an insect problem, so you know what scientists did? Engineered mice with poison in them so when bugs bit them, they died. There are probably worse examples but this is what i thought of when i wrote out the au basis.

I only remember this specific one cause me and my friend were literally crying laughing trying to figure out how that could progress farther, and we got all the way to giant kangaroo rats that spat acid and took over the world.

I cannot find proof of this happening but i swear to god i watched a 45 minute documentary on this in ninth grade.

Anyway, I just thought that would be a neat idea for a borrower. I really liked Tommy’s feral nature in Charlie’s 100 days video, but i wanted to make it crimeboys cause i love them, so this happened!

And thank you!! I’ve been seeing too much wholesome Tommy lately, i wanna make him a nasty lil guy, but he’s usually only nasty as a giant, so i’m switchin it up. Little bastard indeed. Lil rat bastard.

[captain-lonagan]

c!wilbur and/or chase davenport?

i'll hit ya with both under the cut to save the dash

c!wilbur

First impression: lmao what a theater kid

Impression now: Get Some Rest And Therapy You Poor, Destructive Man

Favorite moment: everytime he says or does something when he's trying to be a Big Bad Antagonist immediately followed by him trying desperately to protect others or grapple with the harm he's done

Idea for a story: he gets a really ratty cat and takes care of it and in learning to care for it learns to care for himself

Unpopular opinion: not unpopular in my corner of this fandom but the zombified c!wilbur design is ugly as fuck and has some really nasty connotations regarding mental illness (since 99% of the time only the clearly mentally ill characters get zombified) and i would actually be happy if it stopped existing entirely

Favorite relationship: crimeboys...they compel me

Favorite headcanon: his physical presentation is very important to him, like he likes to be Professional, but he's just so bad at the actual upkeep that comes with looking that way. he's always got just a slight 5 o' clock shadow and he always looks just a liiiittle raggedy

chase davenport!

First impression: since i was like, twelve my first thought was "...ppretty. smart boy prettyy Wow I Sure Want To Look And Dress Like Him Thats Wild Ha Ha Wont Examine That"

Impression now: fucked up little man. get some help. have a good cry and admit your flaws and insecurities.

Favorite moment: god its been So long since i watched the show so it's hard to think of specifics but casual moments where he's genuine about his love for his family and isn't a smug asshole are always nice. WISH THE WRITERS WOULD'VE LET HIM GROW AND DO THAT A LITTLE MORE OFTEN

Idea for a story: chase davenport learns that people can have superpowers just naturally without having a chip put in their brains and has a complete breakdown over his Special Boy status. essentially rewriting elite force to give chase an existential breakdown. break his bones to make them heal better, ya know?

Unpopular opinion: in the little bit of chase davenport content i've seen the majority of people just kinda smooth over his edges and have the twelve year old me reaction of "prettyy boyyyyy" which i Get but also he's an asshole. he's an asshole and that must be grappled with when making content of him

Favorite relationship: it's been so long that i don't know if i made this up in my head or not but istg at Least once he and adam actually worked together instead of against each other in a non-mission setting and it was Awesome so i'm gonna go with them. the Potential they had as brothers with totally opposite strengths and personalities

Favorite headcanon: after meeting douglas for the first time he looked in the mirror and Recognized Traits and freaked the fuck out because it really sunk in that "oh my god that's my dad"

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

(Different anon, and you don't have to answer publicly if it makes you uncomfortable) If it helps at all, none of your writing has ever come across to me as, like, intentionally romantic-coded, or sexual in the slightest.

I think it's pretty close to the sentiments we see in canon, or at least how they feel from c!Tommy's perspective. It's just that the amount of detail you can convey in writing always seems a little more intense than what we see in Minecraft.

THAT BEING SAID, if you're really worried about it, I think the "adult seeing a teenager as a toy" thing is what's throwing people off. Because that's a very established trope, and in other media it's all too often a way to hide actually nasty stuff.

Best way around it I've found is to play up other aspects of the dynamic: scientific fascination, desire for control in all aspects (not just this one kid!), annoyance/exasperation at the childish antics, grudging respect for ingenuity or fighting skills, or desire to guide him in the "responsible" direction. If you're more specific about the nature of c!Dream's fixation - somewhere between an archnemesis, a toxic friend, and a big brother making their sibling cry because it's funny - there's a lot less room for creepier imaginations to fill in the gaps.

But tbh these are just suggestions, and you already do a few of them. Some things are going to be misinterpreted no matter what. As long as you're tagging things properly (you are) and not doing anything that the creators have said they're uncomfortable with (you aren't, afaik), I wouldn't worry too much.

I try to make it pretty clear that the like “toy” stuff (which is based off how c!Tommy described himself, I didn't pull it out of nowhere) is just how c!Dream sees the world in general, as his own personal playground. He's very childish and sees everything as a game, and c!Tommy if anything is the closest thing to a playmate. He just plays up the whole thing at times bc he knows it upsets c!Tommy and he finds that amusing. Hence the whole ”you're too fun” thing. I try my absolute hardest to make it very clear in context it's not anything like that, I'm just trying to expand on canon sentiments.

Most of what I go for is like, a mix between an exasperated parent taking care of a rambunctious toddler, a fucked up parody of both c!Crimeboys and c!Clingyduo, a mad scientist and their favourite test subject, an artist working on a masterpiece, a young kid with a new puppy, a child with their favourite playmate who doesn't want them to stop playing, and a God and their angel. Older stuff might be a bit clumsy, I'm not sure, but I try hard to make sure there's no way in any context you can read anything boundary breaking.

[akirakurusuimagines]

Can I request a headcanon where Akira’s s/o is a memer and overall a funny person?

Want your request done ASAP? Want to have a special something written for your OC and nasty crimeboy? Want to support me? Consider commissioning me (shoot me a DM and I’ll give you a discount!) or buying me a ko-fi! 

You can brighten up any day, no matter what happened or what Akira had been feeling. It was an incredible talent, truth be told. 

He was used to being sent ridiculous photos, some cryptic, others just bad jokes, even late into the night. Truth be told, he looked forward to seeing some of them when he woke up and starting his day off on a good foot, before the reality of life truly set in. 

You, Ryuji, and Futaba would be the wild and chaotic trio when it comes to terrible (but at the same time wonderful) jokes. Sometimes Akira would even join in, slipping in a bad pun or two (which usually results in someone’s groan and his satisfied smirk).

He doesn’t often wear a smile in public or around strangers, but with you, it seems like he’s always grinning from ear to ear, a chuckle tickling his throat that threatens to evolve into a hearty guffaw. 

Sometimes you could forget Akira’s a teenager in high school with how much he does and how serious he can get, but you really bring out the playful youth in him, reminding everyone around you of his age. 

With you around enabling him, he shows you some sides of him that not many people really see— that playful, pun-loving, dorky, one brain cell version of him that feeds right back into your own playfulness.

You two create some hilarious videos together⁠— mostly by accident. Some with him doing something and failing spectacularly, others with you pranking your boyfriend in good spirits, even taking photos of him when he wasn’t looking and capturing his rare but hilarious expressions. Of course, he would do the same to you after a little while, as a means of both getting back at you, as well as memories to keep for himself. 

Once, you actually made him spit out his coffee in a very satisfying way, after saying one too many hilarious things, and he couldn’t handle it anymore. He was embarrassed but couldn’t stop laughing either, and he was at least just glad you were going to keep that to yourself, and that it didn’t go through his nose. 

It becomes something very personal between the two of you, spending time together in high spirits, letting loose and just enjoying life. Those days with you have to be some of his favorites. 

[brokenhardies]

TAKE YOUR HEART - THIRD SEMESTER

Chapter Two: Some Kind Of Madness

Summary: The last thing you can expect may just be the best thing...

TAGLIST

@seize-the-droid @anotherunreadblog@ocfairygodmother @randomfandoming1 @eddysocs @foxesandmagic @vivis-ghost-wife @witchofinterest @nolanhollogay

January 2nd, and Madoka was certain she would wake up to find out yesterday had been a dream. Yusuke's mother was deceased and everything that transpired yesterday was just a horrifying nightmare. 

Instead, she found herself waking up to the tickets to the show on her bedside table, and her phone erupting with texts... Texts from Jirou.

NASTY CRIMEBOY: Hey, did yesterday feel weird to you?

MOON SHOES: oh god you noticed it too?

NASTY CRIMEBOY: It gets worse.

He then sent a photo. A photo of a tall, studly looking man, sitting on Jirou's bed. He looked oddly familiar, something about him Madoka couldn't quite put her finger on made it feel like she'd seen him before. He had bright blue eyes, and that was definetly unnatural.

MOON SHOES: 0_0

MOON SHOES: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS???

NASTY CRIMEBOY: THAT'S JUST WHAT I ASKED HIM

NASTY CRIMEBOY: AND HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I JUST SAID I ATE SNICK SNAK BARS WITHOUT BREAKING THEM IN HALF

NASTY CRIMEBOY: Which indeed I do BUT STILL

MOON SHOES: jeez i didnt think you committed the worst crime against humanity :p

NASTY CRIMEBOY: haha very funny

NASTY CRIMEBOY: But I'll keep you posted on if other strange things happen

So Jirou knew that something was off as well. The fact they were exchanging glances during the conversation at the shrine as more troubling information was dropped, more obvious lies were written before them. She frowned, stretching as she went downstairs to prepare breakfast.

Midway through her breakfast preparation, another text from Jirou came through.

NASTY CRIMEBOY: Holy shit

NASTY CRIMEBOY: You know how Futaba mentioned that her mom was alive?

MOON SHOES: ye?

NASTY CRIMEBOY: I just called her Sphinx Lady

NASTY CRIMEBOY: To her face

MOON SHOES: jfc jirou-san

She finished off her breakfast, struggling to swallow the food down as she calmly placed the dishes away. She'd deal with that later. Currently, she found herself sitting at the dining room table, about ready to collapse. She took a deep breath inward, now seeing a text from Yusuke.

KITSUNE: Are you feeling better, my love?

She smiled, somewhat weakly.

MOON SHOES: a little bit. thanks for thinking about me babe. ily

MOON SHOES: (◕‿◕)♡

KITSUNE: I love you as well

She sighed, now seeing another text come through. This time from Jirou;

NASTY CRIMEBOY: Hey, wanna meet me at Odaiba?

NASTY CRIMEBOY: A certain individual has reared their still pretty head from beyond the grave, and I could use some backup.

xxx

"WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE?" 

The now alive Goro Akechi smugly smirked at Madoka as she raced down towards the construction site.

"Ah, I see you were just as ready for me as he was." He greeted, his voice dripping with disdain. 

"Oh, cut the pleasantries you betraying, murdering, jackass." 

"Oh, is that how you say hello now, isn't it?"

"It's how I say hello to SCUMBAGS who MURDER PEOPLE!" 

"Madoka!" Jirou's sudden cry alerts Madoka to revert her stance to one that was more guarded. Even though his eyes were hidden by his - obviously fake - glasses, she could see that he was glaring at her. "He's on our side, for now."

She frowned. "Sorry, Jirou-san." 

"And what am I doing here? Apparently the same thing that has affected your friends has brought me back from the brink." Akechi folded his arms, "And I guess, you, as well, were unaffected by whatever this is?"

Madoka nodded. Akechi grins, and god it looks just as sinister as it did when he was trying to kill them all back on Shido's ship, when he slammed the boiler room shut in front of them, and left himself at the mercy of his cognitive counterpart. 

That's when she looked up, to see the tall spiral building that sat behind the stadiums doors. "So that's why you're in Odaiba."

"You can thank Yoshizawa-san for that," Jirou smiled, gesturing to the small redhead as she stood on her toes awkwardly. "She spotted the Palace and called me." 

"Good job, Yoshizawa."

"It was nothing, Nakano-senpai."

Madoka felt her face grow hot. She had to hold her excitement in for a hot second. Most of the time she was called 'senpai', it was more because it was a formality, not because of a real earnestness like with Yoshizawa. 

"I've already introduced her to Akechi," He stated, "So, shall we go in and check it out?"

Madoka nodded. Maybe performing acts as the Phantom Thieves would calm her down from the panic of the strange reality that she woke up in. It wouldn't erase the fact that those that are dead are now breathing, or that people are happy but not truly happy... But it could numb the feeling for a while, just so she could figure out what's going on.

[kiyoung2056-blog]

    hi folks ! it’s me again, kay ~ i bring you a nasty crimeboy in disguise this time, and i apologize for him in advance ψ`ー´)ﾉ but as a lil reminder to introduce myself, i’m 20, i go by she/her pronouns and reside in the gmt+3 timezone ~ you can always reach me through tumblr im, but my preferred method of communication is thru disc.rd ( i’m there 99.99% of the time ), so you should def add me @ kay#5119 ! back to this boi, i’m bringing THE HEAD HUNTER this time, YI KIYOUNG, 34, who is known by the general public as the owner of a famous restaurant — of course, that is a front. in reality, he is a freelance criminal who helped the FPK a lot back in the day while they were in power, and still does a lot to bring it back to power, xoxo minsu. ehem, long story short, no good bone in his body, kiyoung is here for all your sketchy needs v(￣∇￣) — if you’d like to learn more about him, you can find his bio HERE, and interview HERE ! before i sum him up real quick, i would absolutely ADORE, to have some connections and threads for him, so please hit me up or hit that like ♡ button below and i will slide into ur ims ! and now, you can find a lil blurb about him below the cut, heed the warnings please ♡

— his mom, daeun ran away from home in empty hopes of becoming famous. unfortunately enough, she was forced to the night circles of seoul to make a living, and kiyoung’s conception wasn’t planned at al.

— ( tw: child neglect mention ) kiyoung still doesn’t know why she kept him, but she did. he had a difficult childhood, while daeun could be around early in the day, the nights were spent alone while his mom went to gigs.

— ( tw: drug use, overdose ) with shaky hands and changing emotions, there were clear signs that daeun was an addict. kiyoung was worried out of his mind, but as a child, there wasn’t anything he can do. when he was 14, he found her overdosed in the bathtub.

— a couple of her friends took kiyoung in. they had a bar, and after a while, he began working at the back scenes to earn his place.

— with little to no guidance or limit, he began spending his time on the streets, and got acquainted with different types of circles. it was soon after he was 16 that he was initiated to a gang. 

— he worked with them for a long time, climbed up the ranks from being a runner to a handler. however, he wasn’t happy with being ordered around, he didn’t like how they operated. kiyoung knew he would be more successful by himself, so he left. it was a difficult ordeal, but he managed to do it.

— he met minsu when he was part of the gang. kiyoung also helped the man with his illegal deeds even before he was elected. they have been together for a long time now. kiyoung is very dedicated, and does his best to help him throughout it all. ( in fact, he was the one who tampered with the evidence so that the man couldn’t be found guilty at court. ) 

— his identity is unknown, he performs illegal deeds with an alias: jax. yi kiyoung in every day to day life owns a restaurant, and is an upstanding citizen, well, one that is innocent in the eyes of the police, save for his relationship with kim minsu. the reality is, of course, very different than what he actually does for a living. 

— he can be very sweet and charming, but most of the time, it is just a play. he is a very good liar, and usually only thinks about his own profit (and minsu’s) rather than anyone else’s. there is little to no remorse behind his actions, and he will most likely do any dirty deed you bring him, as long as you have enough money. 

     and that’s all, i think ? you can find more about him HERE, and i would absolutely adore to plot & thread connections !! like i said above, pls hit me up or like this and i will come your way !

[kazkari]

You wanna talk DnD huh, so how have your sessions been going?

We’re in the Feywilds to look for some nasty crimeboys (and save a baby )and our Warlock (who is currently green) almost got our entire party murdered by being a little shit, so the DM was sweating buckets probably.

Also my char literally got her grubby little hands on some Wings of Flying in exchange for a breakfast sausage she had stuffed into her bag earlier that day.

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

I Forgive You (But I Can't Forgive Myself)

by nomadic_swallow

Tommy took a step back.

Then several.

Flashes of hostile memories blinded him, all too similar circumstances as this ending in the same way. Memories of tears and screams and that horrible smell.

Unlatching from Techno, Wilbur inhaled and exclaimed a little too loudly, “Tommy! My sweet baby, come here, sunshine,” Wilbur staggered forwards, reaching out to Tommy, “I love you so much, Toms, my-“

Wilbur hesitated when Tommy jumped back like he’d been burned.

Wilbur’s face fell into shock at the realization of what Tommy was thinking. What Wilbur had forgotten.

Or: Wilbur comes home drunk and forgets Tommy’s boundaries and triggers. Tommy has only ever seen the abusive side of intoxication and reacts accordingly. Tommy isolates himself, blaming himself for his reaction as Wilbur tries to get through to him.

Words: 4886, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of crimeboys brainrot my beloved, Part 2 of I will one day have legal custody over the 'Touch-Starved TommyInnit' tag

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit

Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Older Sibling Wilbur Soot, Touch-Starved TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Has PTSD (Video Blogging RPF), Insecure Tommyinnit (Video Blogging RPF), Self-Hatred, TommyInnit Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Gets a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Scared TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Traumatized TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot Loves TommyInnit, Platonic Cuddling, Platonic Kissing, Pet Names, One Shot, Couch Cuddles, Angst with a Happy Ending, Sleepy Cuddles, SHIPPERS DNI YA NASTY, TommyInnit Has Trust Issues (Video Blogging RPF), Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Clingy Wilbur Soot

[ranvwoop]

Lore time lore time lore time!! Thoughts?? ( it's fine if you don't have any time to I totally understand!!)

Cryptid!! Hello!!! Lore time!!!!

I'm finally free of those book reports! My time is free for Minecraft and pals. (sports homework looming in the distance: excuse me? you disrespect kinesiology? jail! jail for kin crimes!)

Honestly, I don't know much about c!Tommy centric lore! He's the ""Protagonist"", but I think my first Tommy stream was actually the loose S2 finale and I mainly watch them for other characters. But, uhhhhh, he eternally deserves better, Quackity and Wilbur are both on manipulation arcs, go hang out with Tubbo's new country.

I AM VERY EXCITED FOR THE FACT THAT HES GUILTY ABOUT TECHNOBLADE. I don't think either of them are to blame, but, techno apology??? apology to technoblade ??? reconciliation with technoblade ?????? (... technoblade logging on at all....)

I have the you kick miette meme stuck in my head. Can you tell.

On that note I am Also very excited that Wilbur explicitly disagrees with Phil's beliefs. I have favourites here, okay. I would like to see Phil be stuck in between Wilbur and Techno. It would be a cool source of conflict that isn't miscommunication driven. Especially since Phil believes what he does because of Wilbur! Hhhhh. all i care about is the arctic boys and their families, actually.

I also love Wilbur's acting! Wilbur and Quackity both, really. They both are sly little slippery fools. I didn't actually catch if Wilbur was going to go through with the plan of making a rival to Las Nevadas, but I hope he does, because mm!!!! tntduo rivals good!! I... am uncomfortable with the energy that we've created in the studio today, however, boys. Tommy is very insistent that they're kissing. That's an engaged man >:V (/lh!!!)

But overall! Very good. I also enjoyed some Genuine Crimeboys Content tm, even though it had the air of Ah, This Child's Getting Manipulated Again.

Also?? Tommy knows about torturing Dream???? Who all knows? Why does Tommy know?

ALSO CC!WILBUR SURE DOESNT LET SAYING THAT C!WILBUR THINKS NOBODY CARES ABOUT GHOSTBUR GO HUH. PLEASE. PLEASE WILBUR WHY.

But yeah!

I. I just really want some arctic boys interactions I'm sorry. Wilbur lives there now. Go hang out with your dad, that family friend (the sort that your parents had you call an uncle despite not being their sibling), and maybe the neighbour. I'd say bring Tommy, but that would be 4/4 sleepy boys, and we know that's not allowed.

Also visiting Dream! I also couldn't catch if Tommy did forbid Wilbur from visiting, or if it would be just the one visit, but I am very excited to see how it'll play out if it's just the one.

Oh, I also really like Wilbur's reaction to Las Nevadas. It doesn't seem intentional on c!Wilbur's part but a genuine reaction, but he still really just comes and belittles Quackity. I like, for one, Wilbur being a nasty little boy it's very fun, but also that though Quackity is now in a position of power it still like, comes from all that's happened under the various stages of L'Manburg. The previous powers are just gone now. N stuff. Mhm. That made sense.

Fun time!! I enjoyed!!!

[ao3feed-p5-boyslove]

by WinterWyvern27

Ryuji and Akira skip from motel to motel, pull guns out at convenience stores and banks alike, and they wouldn't have it any other way.

Words: 3098, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 5 of Persona 5 Oneshots

Fandoms: Persona 5

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: M/M

Characters: Sakamoto Ryuji, Kurusu Akira, Sakura Futaba

Relationships: Kurusu Akira/Sakamoto Ryuji

Additional Tags: 90s Criminal AU, Established Relationship, Akira and Ryuji are nasty crimeboys, but they're not actually that nasty, Bank Robbery, Car Chases, Gun Violence, oh and they are NOT high schoolers lmao, Aged-Up Characters, gets a bit saucy but only a little

[trickstershot]

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@okcmura​

I ONLY JUST STARTED TO FOLLOW U BUT I LOVE YOUR JOKER TBH AAAA

     WELL GEE THANK YOU <3 I have poured a lot into him for a muse I've only been properly playing for about a week... but I'm glad other people enjoy him because I sure as heck do.

@pillcger0ftwilight​

(Dude? Dood. I adore what you got here. From the bad end we got, from how your twist on Akira to how he holds himself. It's unique and charming all on its own, and I can't wait to see more interactions overall. OUO)

     Ooh, I have a "twist"?? That certainly wasn't intentional, haha... I'm not trying to be unique or anything, literally just writing the dude I felt that I saw in the game. <3 I can't wait to interact more with you too, friendo!

@shiftxdxquilibrium​

I love your nasty crimeboy

     Nasty crimeboy loves you!!!

@corruptionxgod​

I've only just started interacting with you but I enjoy your joker and his conviction. :) it's also nice to see one that isn't falling all over Akechi (even if I don't dislike the ship). Hehe

     Well thank you~! Yeah, Joker is the sort of person who could only have gotten to where he is through sheer force of conviction, so I do my best to illustrate the positive and negative sides of that. One result of this (even I can't decide if it's a positive or negative) is that he has precious little patience for people like Akechi, and Akechi used it all up. :P

( if you want to shower me in praise sob )

[akirakurusuimagines]

How do you feel about the whole like Akira vs Ren for joker. I keep calling him Akira but my brother keeps calling him Ren and he’s always like “It SaYs In ThE aRt BoOk HiS nAmE iS rEN!!!!!” How you feel about the whole thing?

The only canon name Joker really has is, well, Joker. It’s not any different from the p3 and p4 protagonists, who also have a bunch of names, like with Yu/Souji or Minato/Makoto— the entire Akira/Ren thing is up to subjective opinion. Not to mention the absurd amount of names in the stage play, and technically anything you name him in game can be called “canon”. Even something as silly as Nasty Crimeboy or Haremfucker69.

That being said, I knew Joker first as Akira Kurusu, and so Akira he will stay. To me, at least. Though that’s probably not a surprise considering the name of the blog and how I always use Akira as his name when I write for him.

I don’t mind using the combination, Akiren, knowing some people prefer that, and I do use it with some friends, but he’s still Akira to me.

There’s just something about Akira that feels right, compared to Ren. Maybe it’s cause I can list ten different characters named Ren off the top of my head, maybe it’s cause it was over a year before we got Ren, who knows. I will admit that Ryuji calling Ren “RenRen” is adorable, but that’s... kind of about as much as I like when it comes to Ren. Plus the whole making fun of his last name thing.

Back when Ren Amamiya was first announced as Joker’s name, I asked my followers whether they’d prefer I stuck with the manga name or whether I went with the anime name. The majority consensus was for me to stick with Akira, plus my personal preference for it, so the rest is pretty much history.

I think it’s a little absurd for people to get super worked up over the whole Akira/Ren debate, I’ve seen on twitter people clawing each other’s throats out for the names and how canon or not canon they were (but spoilers, none of the names are canon because Joker is a blank slate), and while it can be funny to see, it’s also like... let people do what they want and have whatever preferences, especially since this isn’t hurting anyone. And if you only call him Joker, or if you call him by the name you gave him, or anything like that, that’s your choice.

Like, I won’t actively seek out fics that use Ren as the name for Joker because it feels wrong and weird to me, like there’s a disconnect, because I’m so used to associating him with Akira and I’ve based my entire characterization of Joker around the name Akira. Names are very fundamental for identity. But again, Joker is a blank slate, as is most of the finer details of his personality, so someone’s Ren might be a totally different person from my Akira, and that’s completely cool! It’s interesting to see how people change Joker. I actually do have a concept to write based around that very thing.

But! That’s all I really have to say on the matter. You both know who you’re talking about when you say Akira and when your brother says Ren, but if it bothers either of you, you can use Akiren or Joker or some alternative! There’s always another option.