#you paid for the ticket

[bobbydabob]

I came for the eddsworld but I like everything that comes along, it’s a buy one get four deal following you

Glad to hear it man. I am a casual Eddsworld enjoyer forever and constantly dabble in like every fandom that sucks or is embarrassing. You’re like my buddy in the passenger seat that is buckled in with titanium. Here along for the ride, too late now.

[serafimo]

Holly-Anne Hull as Christine Daaé in The Phantom of the Opera. West End revival, 2023. Holly's last show. 🎥: @callmelasagna.

[unlikecharlie]

every comment or post that I see yelling about sympathy, empathy, and reminding us that those people are humans with lives and families only makes me wish they're dead even harder. matter of fact, I hope they all suffer as much as possible and then go to hell and suffer even more. there

[koko2unite]

[lowvintagesims]

@funkiesims and i saw john mulaney last night and this is the front and back of the shirts we made for the occasion

[dinosaurtsukki]

one day you're 14 and depressed in high school with very few friends using haikyuu!! as an emotional crutch to get through each week and then next you're 23 and happy and thriving with tickets reserved to watch the haikyuu!! battle of the dumpster movie with the friends you made in college

[queenhawke]

maybe the reason i can't get into taylor swift is bc there's so much Lore. "u would understand the intricacies of these lyrics if you knew that [seven hour powerpoint presentation about the love life of a billionaire]" ok well im not gonna sit through that, you know. i just came here for some bops and now you're telling me there's no bops? just a 30 track album about some guy she dated? well have fun with that im gonna go back to listening to chappell roan, whose lyrics i can understand bc they're about lesbians fucking

[starsarestaringatyou]

Phoenix Wright parents headcanon:

His mom is the luckiest person alive while his dad is a trouble magnet, and that's why he's always getting into the craziest accidents but always manages to come out alive while being almost unscathed.

Also that's why he always gets the worst cases and bluff his way through and actually win

[xylophone888]

actually headcanon: right after the agatean empire turned into a republic (maybe a federation or some other fancy word to describe not being a cruel tyranny anymore) open for trade rich people thought for some reason that they're gonna make an easy buck since "they just started trading so they must have zero experience" but were quickly disproven when they found out that over several centuries the agateans have created the most confusing disgustingly complicated viciously elaborate bureaucratic system in the entire history of the disc just because they had nothing else to do; any attempt to scam this government would be forced to go through at least fifteen different circles of paper and ink based hell controlled by people wearing square glasses and formal black and white attire strangely resemblant of the traditional clothing executioners wore before death penalty and all (known) methods of torture got banned... and then if even those found nothing the request to sell five tons of birch for three tons of gold landed right on twoflower's desk and no matter how naive this man is in interpersonal matters he knows precisely what birch is worth due to years of making sure he doesn't have to pay if the owner intentionally burns the entire forest down

in fact, these people know their worth ever since climbing out of the womb, trying to scam even the most average agatean will get you cussed out with some of the most detailed but uniquely non-obscene wordings known to anybody ever; they value themselves and their time and don't like getting lied to, that's why it was pretty easy to convince them the old empire deserved to be overthrown once they saw the first batch of foreigners come in not looking like cruel barbarian demons whatsoever; nowadays even the most conservative auntie will tell you that the old emperor was a total [redacted for legal reasons to avoid paying moral damages] and of course an absolute [redacted out of fear of invoking the emperors vengeful spirit] for trying to mess with his people about these weird backwards folks who had trouble understanding the most basic paper money before a wet guy made some for them

[stylinsuns]

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[eternal-brainrot]

hospital just phoned me and the surgery i thought id be having MONTHS from now has been scheduled to next week im fucking bricking ittttt

[nichtimhandelerhaeltlich]

wait wait wait how much did y'all pay for public transport to get to school????

[superbattrash]

Sometimes… sometimes I wonder how someone can look at another person, hear that they’re struggling, and then somehow make it about themselves. Subtle enough that it’s not “who cares, let’s talk about me” but direct enough that the other person has to swallow down anger and frustration as to not escalate the situation

[goldenpinof]

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[nymphaforesta]

if you were thinking about helping someone out so you get them some tickets they missed for a concert, save yourself and don't do it :)

[morhath]

I understand, logically, why doctors can run super late, cancel at the last minute, etc. while not allowing patients to do the same. but when you cancel my appointment with less than 24 hours' notice when I've already spent $100+ on bus fare and set up plans with my friend to crash at his place, and when I know full well that if I did that to you you would dump me as a patient... hoo boy. it is hard to remind myself that I understand.