#you sneaky anon

[littlestrawberrymouse]

Excuse me, do you have the time?

Oh sorry, I know what time it is. It’s time for you to let loose and laugh a little! *smiles and waves makeup brush like it’s a way of greeting lees*

hdosjwbvfi 😵‍💫

please

[quiddling]

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they dislike each other very muchly

[blindmagdalena]

I’m in dire need of angst. How do you think he would react to someone who didn’t have a close relationship with their parents? I’m just imagining an awkward Christmas dinner, their family totally sucking up to Homelander. But also not-so-subtlety making passive agressive/snarky comments towards the reader.

It was definitely his idea to go to Christmas dinner in the first place. You've been dreading it. He insisted, though. You don't want to deny him this when he doesn't even have a family, and he's clearly so excited by the prospect of it.

And to be fair, it started off well enough. Your family was so excited to meet Homelander. They couldn't believe this was really happening!

It didn't last long, though. Your dad just had to make an offhanded remark about how you sure were "dating up."

That was the beginning of the end.

Through the night, Homelander grows gradually less boisterous. He's talking less, listening more. You're uncomfortable, dejected, but ultimately you knew it would end up this way. You just wish he would have listened to you.

By the time dinner rolls around, the tension in the air is palpable. Homelander has stopped preening under the praises of your family. You want nothing more than to eat and leave.

The final straw is when your mother sneaks in a snipe about how you "Really could have dressed up for the occasion."

"Well, Sheryl," Homelander begins, his tone immediately catching the attention of the entire table. "You could have tasted the mashed potatoes before you salted them into an inedible sodium fuckfest, but hey, I guess that's beyond your scope of competence."

The silence is deafening.

He isn't done. "God, y'know. You people. You had one job. All you had to do was be good. Nice. Shovel some food into your face and not be total fucking pricks at every available moment, but y'couldn't even manage that. Y'had to air out eeevery single little nitpick and grievance that sprang into your circus peanut brains."

You're stunned, jaw hanging. Your mother's expression mirrors yours. With a noise of indignation, your father begins to stand.

"Sit the fuck down, Henry," Homelander snaps with a flare of crimson to his gaze that puts a shiver down your spine. It works. Your father sits, and the light fades away. "Now that's the smartest thing you've done all night. Didn't think you had it in you."

Homelander pushes his mostly full plate away and sighs, picking up the napkin from his lap to fold. "I was the one who asked to come here, y'know. Practically begged. Thought Christmas might just be a grand ol' time. Do you know how often I'm wrong? I'll give you a hint: it's not often. But you..." He wags his finger between them, smiling more maliciously than you've ever seen him. "You folks really got me tonight."

He stands up. Your heart is pounding in pure anxious adrenaline. For a moment you have a terrible vision of him leaving you here, furious with them and you that this wasn't the experience he had been hoping for.

His hand in your face snaps you out of your thoughts. You look up sharply, and see him looking down at you, that wicked expression suddenly much softer. Kind, even with that anger still simmering under the surface. You close your mouth and take his hand, swallowing.

"Lucky for me I already got my Christmas wish, hmm?" He says, offering you a little wink. "You are... perfect," he says, leaning in to press a tender little kiss to your forehead, emphasizing it with a pointed mmmwuah. "No idea how you escaped all that unscathed," he says, nodding his head in your parents' direction. "So, how about you and I blow this popsicle stand and go find a whooole lotta mistletoe to stand under?"

You exhale a breathless little laugh, tears prickling hotly at your eyes, overwhelmed by how thoroughly he came to your defense. "I'd really, really like that."

Glancing over, Homelander offers your parents one last tight, venomous little smile. "Merry Christmas, you miserable fucks."

Which is exactly how he signs every single Christmas card he maliciously sends your parents each year from that day forward.

[feluka]

and also.... sometimes... if a post is in arabic and left untranslated... consider the fact that if you can't read it maybe it's not for you <3

[wannaeatramyeon]

No no but the question is who payed for Jake‘s teeth implants

Jake Kim x Reader: Dental implants

G/N. Response to other ask in tags heh.

Jake only allowed you to visit him once before he got his implants.

He was already too ashamed at having landed himself in juvie, at dragging you down by association.

And he knows he really shouldn't care about this, but he fears how repulsed you would be by him. By the lack of teeth and the scar, a gruesome outcome of his weakness.

You aren't stupid or naïve enough to expect high spirits when you visit, however you didn't expect to see this shadow of a man. Keeping his lips shut, giving you perfunctory closed-mouth smiles with haunted eyes, fingers subconsciously lifting to his scar every now and then.

.

.

Dental work is expensive and your savings are laughable.

Nevertheless, you approach Jerry to see if there is anything you can do with the street's help. Which is another laughable idea because Big Deal is famous for two things: their passion, and their lack of money.

Jerry's response surprised you. In hindsight you're not sure why; you know you can always depend on him and on the crew.

"Don't worry about it," he gives you an assuring squeeze on the shoulder and a warm smile, "The boys wanted to do something for Jake for his birthday."

It's not your place to deny their kindness, though you couldn't help but feel guilty about them using their own money.

"Oh, they don't have to-"

"Everyone here loves Jake," Including me, including you doesn't need to be said. "We don't do it because we have to, we want to."

[justanechoflower]

Hello there Flowey and Frisk!! Would you guys like some cookies? I have some made if you'd like to take some!

-🌹

[rhapsoddity]

a reminder that this is a SAFE FOR WORK account!!

i have got a LOT and i mean a lot of kinkbait asks that I refuse to post lately bc I draw hypnosis stuff, and while I'm very pro-kink, I ain't drawing kink content on here!!

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

What if… one day, us and Legacy/Childe have such rough days that we decide to go out to alleviate ourselves…

By going onto the most secluded hilltop and just yelling, letting out shrieks or battle cries to get all the pent up yuck out of us. The harbor will definitely be on high alert when they hear Legacy’s unholy roar, tho.

But on the plus side, we fall asleep on said hill after watching the sun set :3

god sometimes i wish that could be me

you both know from just a look that the other had an absolutely horrid day, you from your tense shoulders and rumpled clothes and Foul Legacy from the way his claws grip at the couch and how his usual chirps come out more like soft growls. on those days you simply glance at each other when you arrive home, before silently putting down your things and heading right back out the door. you don't even bother climbing the mountain, Legacy simply picks you up and spreads his wings, flying you to the highest cliffside he can find and settling down next to you. for a moment, everything is quite as the breeze ruffles your jacket and his hair and fluff

then you both scream as loudly as you can

well, Foul Legacy's is more of a guttural shriek, one that would terrify you to your bones if you didn't know it belonged to the same monster who likes burrowing under blankets and gets frightened by thunderstorms. your own shout is nothing to be sneered at either, letting out all your stress and anger and frustration from the past day until your vocal cords are spent and your voice is hoarse. only when you can't physically speak anymore do you flop down beside Foul Legacy, breathing hard. he lets out a quiet, whispering trill and rests his head on your lap, the only thing left in both of you being exhaustion and relief as you fall backwards onto the grass, staring up at the night sky. Legacy's claws knead sleepily at your legs, the motions gradually slowing as he drops off to sleep with an exhausted purr; you follow suit not even a few minutes later, your eyes fluttering shut for the first restful night you've had in a week

the next morning you wake up to a very concerned Zhongli standing over you before he launches into an hour-long lecture about the whole city heard your screams the night before and was panicking about being attacked by some beast

[hatultaalul]

lmao imagine calling opposition to genocide antisemitism. say less.

Imagine recontextualizing a massacre of civilians, including elderly holocaust survivors, children and infants and calling it "opposition to genocide"

When the "genocide" itself is actually population growth.

For context, this is how genocide looks like in graph form

And yeah the terrorist organization Hamas who has made it clear they want to exterminate every Jew, yes even outside of Israel, are definitely not antisemitic!

Nor the people who present the nazi swastika in their protests and call their shops "Hitler", definitely not antisemitic!

[ego-osbourne]

You haven’t answered my asks you are an ego osbourne user who is such a jerk— *I am shot by a sniper*

[rouge-fauna]

I think you’re talking about these posts [here & here], I don’t know if there have been others.

I'm not gonna say what I did was right, you are correct I should probably just not respond to asks getting me to talk about other people. I will say for these two posts those people had already blocked me I’m pretty sure, so it’s kinda hard to talk directly to them in that case. And I was not doing so anonymously and had not blocked them so I wasn’t hiding what I was saying. I did not follow them, I am not part of the innitor community, and not that that makes it right but I do think it is kinda different. Though you make a good point, perhaps we should stop this pattern of responding to asks about other blogs and such.

Still, the biggest thing to me I realized, back in elementary school when I first dealt with this, was that honestly all the time we talk about people behind their back. Talking about people when they aren’t always in the room is kinda just inevitable and part of socializing, however I think the important part is how you are talking about other people. It’s when you are insulting them, talking negatively about them to people they know, spreading false information and so on that it becomes not okay. Hopefully that makes sense.

In these cases I merely focused on the lore. I didn’t insult them or talk shit about them, as a person, as a blog or say their takes were stupid or they are stupid or speculate about their trauma or mental history. I just talked about reasons why I disagreed, or saw things differently and why we might see things differently. They were also not the only ones I saw to say similar things so I think in my mind I was making more of a general discussion, not trying to target them specifically. I didn’t post beyond that about them. But you are right, regardless it was probably not the right way to go about things.

But just to be clear, if I am a hypocrite it is not my intention. I haven’t vague blog anyone or meant to vague reblog anyone. I think this week is pretty much the first time I’ve ever been not naming, passive aggressively talking about blogs, and even then I’m not trying to insult them, trying to cancel them. I’m just expressing that before you go off about how I’m stupid and unable to have a discussion about it, the very least you could’ve done was give me an opportunity to try.

[littlestrawberrymouse]

cutie patootie 🫵🫵🫵

heheh:p

n- nooo, you are! 😊

(thank you anon, you made my day better!)

[mmuffncakes]

Okay, okay, so now we know the two secret endings, and you mentioned the Inquisitorious Ending. But what about the others?

oh im trying to remember what ive said about each ending

so you know Secret Ending 1 or "Full Heart, Clear Skies" and you know Secret Ending 2 or "For Tayala" you know the True Ending because that's what the video is and i vaaaguely talked about the Inquisitorious Ending as well.

so TECHNICALLY, the last one is UFO Ending

which, i mentioned before is just a meme/joke in reference to my love for Silent Hill which offers a UFO ending for each game depending on a few choices where it turns out it wasnt a cult or the town is evil or whatever, but it was in fact ~ALIENS~. which in a world where aliens are the norm, it almost seems mundane

but to GET that ending, you actually have to get TWO bad endings in the run, make sure to choose "play your cards right" instead of "it has to be different", then talk about Merrin instead of Talk about Us. This puts Cal into being your best friend with no romantic interest. You follow through with NOT revealing yourself and Lucrehulk, but revealing yourself after Dagan 3 and NOT Jedha. This will actually make it to where Cal's more hesitant to help you get Kata, so you have to do the rescue mission alone. kata will be a little less excited, but shocked your home. her drawings reflect her emotions, and one of them has something ~spooky~ going on. this starts the UFO ending. Where instead of going to deal with Denvik, you in fact deal with SURPRISE!!!!!!!!! A L I E N S. like, classic grey dude aliens who have been stalking you since youve come out of the world between worlds a couple times and have been trying to experiment on the human who cant die. they end up showing you that this???? was all a lie, and all the cals you experience are actually just CLONES. your brain is broken with one final NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and the game ends. congrats, you've gained the Miami Vice Cal!

Of all the endings, this is probably the hardest one to get because its the most in depth to figure out, i feel.

and i know i mentioned how the inquis cal with act differently and such, but so does the scrapper and miami cal!

scrapper cal will actually talk more like how cal does in jfo. that sort of slight hesitation, not quite confident in himself, a little more exciteable because he hasnt figure out how to control his outward emotions. and his jokes arent as solid (tbf, my writing of jokes are horrendous. im a horror writer not harhar writer)

and miami vice cal is a smooth operator, and ever smoother smooth talker. he's confident in himself, knows how to flirt, and knows how to play tricks and get what he needs. he's definitely the most boisterous of all the cal's (and you have @mystofselune to thank for this wonderful creation of a Miami Vice Cal, or Mimi for short. she is the brains behind that operation!)

i had thought about making more endings, but realized that would also mean possibly finding more cosmetics to win, and i wanted there to be the base cosmetics to achieve (certain paths change the cosmetics! but i have my personal favourites that i used. i actually ended my first playthough in the red bomber jacket!) and TECHNICALLY i could have done like, Obi-Wan's or Han Solo's or Luke's outfits you can put on Cal. but those dont fully feel like cal, just like a cosplay for him.

[ilovebeingaturtle]

I SAW THAT MAXWELL AND MIKEY DRAWING GET IT BACK HERE!!

LMAO OH THIS? YEAH HERE YOU GO

[ask-steven-stevenson]

did you and Jake know each other when you were alive? Or only after you guys became phones?

“I don’t think so. I don’t recall. I don’t remember much of anything from when I was alive. It’s a shame, I suppose. But one thing I do remember or hope is a true memory and not false. But, back to the topic at hand; Once every month when I was alive, I remember being gifted flowers. I think it was Arbitus. Though not technically a flower, It was a heavy decoration for the bouquet. That probably doesn't answer your question at all; it was just something sweet I remember.”

"I remember a face, but anytime I try to remember it, the face gets foggy. The person comes to mind every so often. I remember smaller things about the person. But anytime I try to focus more on the idea, the more foggy everything gets."

[airenyah]

Hi, I came to report to you that your ql music research is rubbing off on me 😅 I was watching ep 2 of Ploy's Yearbook (for Joong and Namtan 😍), when suddenly I recognized a piece of music!! But I couldn't place it, so I tried to remember which series have I watched so many times that I'm familiar with the music. I reached the tentative conclusion that it must be from SIMM or possibly from Hidden Agenda (but I definitely connected it to JoongDunk). Maybe I need to do a complete rewatch of both series to confirm, what a hardship 😂 I just wanted to tell you that maybe aside from being a JD vampire bl truther, this will be your other legacy

oh my god, that's amazing!!!!!! i LOVE to hear that!!!!! i'm actually planning on making a side blog focused on shared royalty free music in thdramas, but that's something that is earliest going to happen in the summer if not in the winter. i wanna work my way through some of my fave shows first, because those are the soundtracks i'm more likely to recognize and i just wanna have them on my google doc before i go put everything in tumblr posts (which is also gonna take forever bc my google doc is currently at 100 pages worth of entries sjkfkjsfdj)

aaaaanyway, re: music in ploy's yearbook

was it by any chance desert caravan by ludvig moulin? i haven't watched ep2 yet (i was actually about to go watch it when your message came in and i couldn't help answering it first kjdkfdg), but i did see a clip of it earlier in jimmy's insta story and the scene had this music in the background. it has come up in episode 1 already as well. if it was this, then good job on connecting it to a joongdunk show because it actually has come up on hidden agenda a couple of times! i'm still missing the last 3 episodes on my music collection, but these are the time stamps so far:

ep1 pt1 - 0:13

ep3 pt2 - 0:20

ep4 pt1 - 4:32

ep8 pt4 - 8:08

And here are the time stamps for ep1 of ploy's yearbook:

ep1 pt1 - 11:10 / 17:41

ep1 pt2 - 1:50

ep2 pt1 - 9:38

ep2 pt2 - 0:27

ep2 pt3 - 3:09

ep2 pt4 - 3:07

you might also have recognized get up on that horse by spring gang as the music that plays in bad buddy at the beginning of ep7 when pat is in the car (ep7 pt1 - 1:20) or also in ep12 when patpran claim they broke up (ep12 pt3 - 3:45). oh but wait, it's definitely connected to joongdunk, you said? well, as it turns out this one has actually come up in star in my mind a lot. like. A LOT:

ep1 pt2 - 5:55

ep2 pt1 - 4:00

ep2 pt4 - 1:02

ep3 pt2 - 1:15

ep3 pt3 - 1:55

ep3 pt4 - 1:17

ep6 pt2 - 1:23

ep7 pt2 - 1:48

ep7 pt4 - 0:48

ep8 pt1 - 4:33 / 5:41

ep8 pt3 - 5:07

and here are the time stamps for ep1 of ploy's yearbook again for reference:

ep1 pt1 - 13:00

ep1 pt2 - 2:26

ep2 pt1 - 8:37

and here, have a bonus because why the fuck not: moonshiner's turn by martin landström. this one has shown up in ep1 pt4 of both bad buddy as well as 23.5 degrees. also found in ep1 of ploy's yearbook at:

ep1 pt1 - 18:53

ep1 pt3 - 6:16

ep2 pt1 - 0:35 / 17:30

well, i'm gonna go watch the new episode now! feel free to check back on this post in a couple of hours, i might edit it or add a reblog with all my findings about the music in ep2 😂

edit:

i've added the ep2 time stamps to the aforementioned ones! and i found new music as well!!

maybe the one you recognized as a joongdunk series music in ep2 was winning hand by ealot. it came up in star in my mind a couple of times:

ep1 pt4 - 3:00

ep2 pt2 - 2:20

ep4 pt2 - 9:16

ep8 pt3 - 4:17

it featured in ep2 of ploy's yearbook at following timestamps:

ep2 pt1 - 16:58

ep2 pt3 - 3:45

and there was some more bad buddy music as well (diggin' the drama by the new fools) and it amazes me that my brain immediately went "we know this!!" considering it showed up in bad buddy exactly one single time (ep7 pt2 - 13:45). bad buddy really has wormed its way into my brain in every single aspect in the last two years huh djkfkjdfg. anyway you can find it in ep2 of ploy's yearbook at:

ep2 pt1 - 11:10

apart from these, there were also two pieces of music that sounded increeeedibly familiar to me but neither shazam nor google could come up with any results! i'm gonna have to click through my "not found" list at some point, maybe they're already there. here are the time stamps if you're curious:

first one i can't find (ep2 pt3 - 2:06)

second one i can't find (ep2 pt3 - 7:09)

this is gonna bug me for a while....