No cause Choso is stepbro coded 🤤
he is !
he’s so sweet stepbro that checks up on you late at night when you’re supposed to be sleeping but you’re wide awake due to the nimble fingers stuffed in your achy cunt . . . you’ve been wanting to get off for a while now, rutting those same lithe digits into your hole for the past thirty minutes, but your fingers just don’t reach those places that choso’s do — he’d be so willing to help you out when you ask too, why wouldn’t he? you’re his cute little sister after all n he’s a great big bro !! his thick fingers, nails painted an inky black, pumping in and out of your greedy hole while he kisses you nice n sloppy, letting his tongue lav around yours in a way that has your breath bitching n mind spinning, taking in your sweet moans . . . he knows it’s wrong but he can’t stop himself from giving you what you want, what you need. for now he’ll keep it on the low, he’ll convince you that this is just what big brothers do . . .
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*RUNS INTO YOUR ASK BOX*
PEPPINOS GIVING OUT HUGS???
*BULDOZES MY WAY TO GO GUVE THAT UNCLE DAD MAN A HUG*
(I tried drawing your sona! Hope you like it <:D)
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Had to run some errands this morning.
🔥✨☠️
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JAMS YOU’VE NEVER HAD DIRT PUDDING?!? you’ve gotta remedy that asap. it’s just chocolate pudding layered with crushed oreos with some gummy worms and it is delicious. a favorite childhood snack. I have fond memories of going on field trips to Screams ice cream in Hell and getting a version of this that also had ice cream in it and raspberry syrup that looked like blood (this says nothing about me and who I am as a person)
DIRT PUDDING????? SCREAMS ICE CREAM IN HELL???,? BLOOD?????? i am crying right now i feel like i am being pranked
we don’t have dirt pudding here but by god am i going to fix that asap. i dont think we have gummy worms like the ones pictured above here in aus. like all the worms we have are sour. will this be an acceptable substitute? or will the sour flavour ruin the whole dish?
my partner just reminded me about freddo frogs in jelly, which he says is our closest equivalent.
we call it frog in a pond. it’s chocolate frogs inside of a cup of jelly, otherwise known as the pond. i have a feeling i’m going to like dirt pudding a lot more than this.
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Thinking ab Liu Kang… thinking about a god who thinks he has lived this new life well, has learned the rises and falls of divine existence and knows what to expect, only to remember he is just a boy given too much power when he reaches a present he cannot control. Faces he used to laugh with, people he has seen grown old, different and changed, but so much the same. Events he thought he had avoided repeating themselves, his timeline slipping from underneath him for the first time possibly in millennia. What is a god meant to do when he cannot escape his own mortality, cannot escape the ghosts yet to come, the blood he must prepare to have spilled at his feet? What is a god meant to do when he cannot fathom his own power? When he is still just a boy so scared to be champion, but must now hold the weight of the universe on his shoulders?
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Like obvs I know he’s a grown adult, but if I was dating him, he’d be dressed so nicely most of the time bc I’d love him and if he got money, might as well take advantage of that.
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Teaching in Gotham is hard
Teacher: Ok everyone, what do we wear in the summer?
Kindergartener: *raising hand enthusiastically* Snow pants!
Teacher: no dear. It doesn’t snow in the summer, it’s too hot!
Kid: but..It was snowing this summer for like 4 days!
Teacher: *thinking back how Me.Freeze tried to make an everlasting Winter in Gotham last Summer* well.. that was a special situation.
Another kid: *raising their hand* Gas masks!
Teacher: *Joker Gas and Fear Toxin always a threat and keeps a gas mask in her bag* umm that’s not mainly for summer though. You can have gas masks all year round.
Kid 3: oh! My mommy and daddy have gardening gloves and belts with weed killer stuff on it!
Teacher: Good! Lots of people do gardening in the summer! What do your parents grow?
Kid 3: oh they don’t grow anything. It’s for when those plants come alive and take over the city. There are vines and cool flowers all over the house! Mommy doesn’t like them though. So they need to get their tools to get rid of them
Teacher: *under her breath* god damnit Gotham.
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