#you'll get there faster

[maximumeffort]

cheers to all who celebrate

[shotmrmiller]

instead of ivf or natural conception, i need neighbor!ghoap jerk themselves off in front of you and then stuff their cum into your pussy with their fingers cuz they refuse to fuck you unless you're gagging for it and they don't care to leave you a shaking, sticky mess after either.

you wanted their sperm so that's all you're getting. unless you ask nicely.

[cubbihue]

Question ...if fairies rely on desire to feed,would Dev be a GOOD food source or a terrible food source? Does desire come from wishing or wanting more, essentially. Because dev like.. Has all he can want except his dad's approval ,so how does that work?

Fairies' food comes from the innate emotion a person has while Wishes are just the only way Fairies can pull the emotions (food) out!!!

The more the desire is out of reach, the more delicious it is, and the longer the fairy can go without needing another meal. It's simply easier to harvest from children because they have big emotions, and weak minds and impulses. A child can say "I wish" more openly than an adult does, making it easier for Fairies to cultivate.

Dev's one of the best food sources there is. In fact, he's able to feed a family of 5 for at least 8 months! However, he's also one of the worse sources to collect from because his desire is noncollectable by magic.

Which means you'll need an expert high-class, high-ranking Fairy Godparent who can siphon out his Desires into smaller parts via multiple smaller wishes!

Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]

[elbdot]

How long will it take till El and Guzma start showing *CANON* feelings towards eachother?

*looks at planned story arcs* Ok so we have regular bonding shenanigans, then we have a vital Guzma arc in here, an El arc planned as well, plans for Season 3, scheduling time for comics between commission work and other projects, calculating... ...ah shit we'll be here for another 7 years again, won't we

[wormsinsdirt]

Here's my design of @crimebeach 's masterchef wilbur!!!

it's what I got so far atleast :)

[evilkitten3]

au where there's like a paperwork error and sasuke ends up on team eight. but no one else's placement changes. so kakashi has to deal with just naruto and sakura, who isn't filtering herself at all. or better yet, sasuke gets swapped with kiba, so kakashi has to deal with three loudmouth hotheads, one of whom can just track him down whenever he's late.

meanwhile kurenai's first lesson is homicide 101 and sasuke thinks he just hit the team jackpot

[vellichorom]

well, have you ever stopped & thought about the fact that there are so many things to enjoy in this life? that happiness once achieved can be done again, elsewhere? that you haven't Done everything in your life & that there are limitless possibilities & experiences that await you?

music will forever be created & there'll always be one earworm you've yet to find.

stories will forever be written & there will always be one awaiting you that'll make you smile.

good people exist & will forever because free will is as much of a blessing as it is a curse. they will fight for you, & be there for you, if you can just find them.

the world is gigantic & vast & even in a lifetime, you'll never be able to know all of it, but there'll be enough goodness & happiness to get you by, & may it find you one way or another.

on days like these, take it easy. & just remember that there's more that awaits you than this current routine.

[doldulce]

update for the Joanieheads out there: working on a little interactive fiction game where you, too, can experience getting pierced by Joanie. It's already gone through a few revisions, but I think I've finally nailed down the execution?

Unfortunately, my stupid ass decided somewhere along the way to change the idea from it's initial inception as a "Win/Lose" sort of scenario into a 5-6 ending game. Meaning this is going to take me forever.

Hopefully I can reign myself in and try to still keep them fairly short, and keep this a realistic project... we'll see

[httpiastri]

im SO sure that paul has a big ass ego like he KNOWS he's hot and a good driver and that screenshot of him talking abt kimi just confirmed it even more😭

can u imagine him being with someone that puts him back in his place bc ok she thinks he's hot but what he has in ego she has in stubbornness???? and normally he would be offended by the things she says but he just doesn't mind bc she's the one saying it and he actually enjoys being annoying and getting that kind of reaction out of her

i just love this type of dynamic soooo much😭😭😭

!!!!!! 😭😩 you're SO right. i definitely see him as someone with a big ego lmaooo like his confidence is just like that. and it's fair tbh because yes he is a good driver and he is very very very hot... and omg with a girl who's stubborn like that? he would be so flustered to have someone talk back at him for once. like the first times it happens he's just staring at her with wide eyes, raised eyebrows and mouth slightly agape – and maybe a little flush on his cheeks. eventually he gets used to it, but he doesn't stop doing it, even just to get a rise out of her...

[rigelmejo]

I know I'm a broken record. But really... so often, the problem a learner encounters when they ask "I haven't been making any progress! What am I doing wrong?" is just... they haven't studied enough hours to make the progress they're expecting to.

A person wonders why after a Japanese 1 college class (which usually covers half of Genki 1, or part of N5 at the most), is wondering why they can't understand anime: well beginners can't! They have not studied anywhere near the amount of material they need to, to understand anime, and no where near the amount of hours it takes! It's going to take 1000+ hours of study, probably closer to 2000-3000 hours for most people. Or, reaching at least N3, to start understanding some anime, and N3 takes an estimated ~1,000-1,700 hours of study. For a very good understanding of anime, aiming for N1 on the JLPT, takes an estimated ~2,500 to 4,500+ hours of study. Of course a few hundred hours of a semester of a class, and self study, is not going to get you to the point of understanding anime.

A person self studies for 200 hours in a year, or takes a year of French classes, and wonders why they're only A2 in French: A2 takes an estimated ~180-200 hours, but intermediate B1 and B2 take MANY hundreds of hours to reach! B1 takes an estimated 350-400 hours of study, and B2 takes an estimated 500-600 hours of study. And that's depending on if the estimates include only class hours, or class hours and expected self-study at home (with expected self-study hours these estimates can double).

Someone said once on a language forum that each increase in language level is exponential - so it takes a short amount of time to reach A1, twice the amount of time to reach A2, twice the amount of time of A2 to reach B1, twice the amount of time of B1 to reach B2 etc... and I mostly agree. So each time you hit a big milestone (like a level in a language), expect it to take twice as long to hit the next significantly big milestones. So if you achieved A1, give yourself twice as much time to reach A2, and then twice the amount of time it took you to reach A2 to reach B1. Etc.

(there are other issues too: if you're self studying then you might be repeatedly studying the same material and not progressing onto anything new - that would cause a stall in progress and I did that often as a beginner, if you're self studying then you might not have figured out the ways you learn the best - and that can cause delays in progress because you're sometimes using ways that don't stick well for you, if you're studying in a class then you might not be practicing any of the things you're learning - and the lack of practice is making you stall - such as learning new vocabulary but not actually practicing speaking or reading anything, but these problems are a matter of planning your study to do something new regularly and practice regularly - which can be fixed on your own or by talking with a teacher or tutor or another learner who's accomplished the goal you're aiming for).

[deathrcll]

May I ask why you don't have any white muses?

may i ask why my black ass on my black ass blog would ?

[direwombat]

listen. i'm always happy whenever someone leaves a comment because they enjoy my writing. whether it's a quick "love it!" or a longer dissection of whatever they've read, it warms my heart that they took the time out of their day, however brief, to let me know that they liked my work. i don't consider myself entitled to receive comments for posting my work, which makes every single one i get a gift!

but comments like these (particularly ones that come from profiles that haven't posted fic and are aggregates of bookmarks*) really do leave a bad taste in my mouth:

so, let me spell some things out for anyone who may be unaware:

I don't write for you.

I write for myself.

I am writing fic for free in the little spare time i have.

You are not entitled to my (or anyone else's) work

i haven't posted fic to ao3 since literally january of this year. i also wish i were posting fic more frequently, trust me. the only thing worse than writing is not writing. but asking "where's the rest????" and "part 2????" only activates my spite response to not post. you'll get updates to fics when you get updates. writing fanfiction is a hobby for me. i do it for fun. but i also take my craft (writing) very seriously. i want to write a good, compelling story and i take great care in the writing process. it's laborious to begin with, and on top of that, i am a meticulous planner. it takes me much longer to write a fic than it does for you to read it -- yes, even for the short ones and smutfics!

it's the famous "pick two: high quality, cheap, and fast", and unfortunately for all of us, if you want my "not bad"-writing and have it also remain free, then you're gonna have to be patient.

*i'm not saying that this is an incorrect way to use ao3. if you're using ao3 as a place to keep track of the fics you like, that's a valid way to use the site, and not what i'm mad about. it's the entitlement.

[angeart]

@funkyplantguy i see u took note of the future Big Plot Point of hhau... but have you ever considered.... the future Big Plot Point of hmtb??

[airborneice]

little addendum to my last post.. since i'm in a pokemon phase atm I felt like checking in on my old dead deviantart page and uh

2015 vs 2024

9 years of art improvement wheee

[assmaster-8000]

dare i say the herta is a better dps than acheron

[laggs-cringe-corner]

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