#consider

[vampirerings]

objectifying someone by talking about their hole like its its own separate entity can be so good. like, look baby, look at how wet and messy this little hole is. it keeps getting wetter when i stick more fingers in it, do you think it likes that? its sucking in my cock so hard, i think it needs more. aww, it looks so cute and trembles when it gets pounded like that, do you think its gonna cum?

[xoxoemynn]

just give me my damn show back, please

[wrathofrats]

Everyone talking about first time ghouls and now I’ve gotta think about first time sweet needy ifrit and also the fact that his first was probably alpha

[goldensunset]

if kh4 wants to be good it’s gotta have like sora excitedly telling strelitzia all about his best friends and how great they are but then it cuts to them acting insane

like ‘my buddy riku is really cool and heroic!’ he’s always got a clear rational head’ ((cuts to riku flipping over cars and/or threatening ppl in quadratum screaming ‘WHERE IS SORA’))

‘oh oh oh and kairi is so kind and brave… her pure and strong heart never falters!’ ((cuts to kairi having a full-on mental breakdown blubbering and sobbing in aqua’s arms))

[dansemacabredarling]

Bloodweave is lowkey “I want us both to eat well” core.

[j3llyf1shdust]

Okay hear me out-

(Just a note i dont know how common this "hc" is cus I haven't roperly interacted with a fandom since I was like 13 I have no idea wtf you guys are doin up in there)

(And no, writing fanfiction on ao3 and occassionally talking to commenters doesn't technucally count.)

[merlucide]

drunk jjk men x reader hcs

notes: (I wrote this tired so ion know how this is😬)

words: 438

characters: gojo, nanami, toji, choso

warnings: curse words, SUGGESTIVE content((mention of seggs (not nsfw))

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gojo satoru

I mean it’s cannon he’s a light weight so—

he’s definitely a talkative and emotional

drunk. Start questioning everything and

anything. Definitely starts to sing cupcakke

songs, screams it too😭. Gojo is constantly

putting on a smile and caring the weight of

the world on his shoulders. when he is drunk

he is vulnerable and honest. When he’s sober

he is constantly complimenting you, when

he’s drunk he gets even cheesier((is that even

possible?!)). Sloppy wet kisses too, he’s so

cute when he slurs “I love yours”. After all of

that he gets really sad and mopey. Asks if you

really love him, and what if he can’t do this or

that. You of course tell him you will always

love him and it’s all gonna be okay. Gojo

might not remember what happened when he

was drunk but knowing you were there when

he was vulnerable and emotional makes his

heart swell💗 (soft for him😭)

nanami kento

this dude gets drunk… like once a blue moon.

He probably has average tolerance tbh. He’s

probably the most normal drunk, he’s just a lil

slow lol. More vulnerable and honest. Will

complement you! He’ll go like “ wowww your

eyes are really-reaaally purrretttty, have you-

did you- already know that?” 🫣😍 is

compliant, will go to bed and take meds if you

ask him:3 

fushiguro toji

oh for fucks sake. He is a paaaain. I’d say he

has a pretty high alcohol tolerance, so drunk

toji is rare. Motherfucker is already cocky-

drunk toji is cocky and extra HORNY. My dude

please- I don’t wanna have seggs rn pls leave

me aloneeee 😭. Super duper handsy, legit is

leeching off of you. AND!!! Middle of nowhere

he passes out! ON TOP OF YOU!! So now

you’re slowly sinking to the floor because of

this heavy huge mfer. I recommend you just

leave him on the floor, he’ll be okay. Has the

worst hangover lol

kamo choso

((can half-curses even get drunk?)) I’m like

torn between lightweight and average

tolerance. Anywho- super talkative and

delusional too lol. He’s theorizing with the lint

roller. He’s just holding it up flaring his hands

ranting about how we live in a simulation

controlled by the government. Super

romantic too, suddenly becomes a poet- like

okay Shakespeare?!pop off 😍. Starts to get

emotional when he tells you how much he

loves you. Saying he can’t imagine his life

without and and how you make him whole.

Clingy baby🥺 sloppy cheek kisses omg. Trips

over everything too. It’s like watching a baby

take it’s first step. (( choso baby please,

please a chance pls))

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Ty for reading!

Reblogs are appreciated!

made December 18th 2023

[lethal-effect]

Fuck it I’m fighting Kristen for Cassandra’s honor. Meet me in the Chilis parking lot Applebees

[magnificoluvr]

tiny little edit but just think about it

[shadow0-1]

ignition

[sandymybeloved]

I'm a Sarah-Jane Adventures fan first and a human being second, Doctor Who is the just part of the Sarah-Jane Adventures extended universe to me

[gayfloridaorangejuice]

consider

consider

[amateur-weatherman]

As the US election year edges ever closer, I beg the question:

I don't care if you're American or not, reblog for larger sample size

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Consider

Ivold gasped in surprise. Either a very strange insect had crawled onto one of the lenses or he was seeing geists at last!

Artist: Zezhou Chen TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[goldensunset]

you know how we were talking about how insane kh4 would be if it pulled a kh2 and had you start as a completely different character shrouded in mystery. consider also: you start as player3. the game opens with a simple customization screen and you play through not knowing what’s going on but it ends with you meeting this orange-haired girl and both of you getting kind of emotional for reasons that aren’t made immediately obvious. bonus pain points if you die and mega bonus points if it’s because you went and tried to save her like she once did for you

[sorushing]

AU idea that came to me due to a headache #1: Halucinor AU

Hiccup was knocked out by the Monstrous Nightmare in the beginning of HTTYD 1. HTTYD 1, 2 and 3 are all just him having lucid dreams.

(HTTYD 3 is also more fantasy-esque than the rest because Gothi gave him stronger meds while he was in his coma.)

To Hiccup, he suddenly passed out during a council meeting post HTTYD 3, due to overwork and stress, and wakes up to something oddly bright…is he dead?

Hiccup wakes up, truly, for the first time in two months.

It’s been two months after the dragon attacked him and caused burn scars across his leg, making it lame, as well as aches and pains in his shoulders.

He almost cries upon seeing his 15-year-old self in a mirror Gothi hands him, and she wordlessly pats his back. His father gives him an earful about being more careful and banning him from leaving the house - not like he could go anywhere else with his injuries - before needing to rush off because of a raid.

Of course, Hiccup being Hiccup, tries to tame a dragon - to realise that no, it was just the dragons in his dreams being different. The ones out here…they’re more violent. Intelligent still, but clearly more primal and interested in animalistic things over kinship. They cannot be tamed. They can be reasoned with, but there is very little reason that will make them stop their carnage.

He stops after a Nadder spine from the dragon he’d called Stormfly in his dreams almost paralyses his arm permanently.

There probably still is the Queen, out there…but he doesn’t want to think about that. Not with the way his arms ache and he’s plagued by not being able to separate the dreams that plague him from reality.

and even far away from Berk, where other nests should be, the dragons remain hostile and suspicious, breaking any hope he had to end the war.

He’s awake, he’s 15, the dragons really DO just want to kill you, and everybody still hates him. Yay!

But his father is alive, and he’ll take any positives he can get.

It’s a wonder he’s not gone insane. Yet. The gods are cruel indeed.

(Valka is actually dead. There is no hidden sanctuary, her dead body was found by Stoick next to Hiccup’s crib. At least, so Hiccup was told by Gobber - and the icy cavern truly doesn’t exist, but a trading island stands in its place. Hiccup decides he’ll pretend it’s just somewhere else - one of may little white lies to make life more bearable.)

Hiccup tries to cope. Heavy emphasis on tries.

It’s hard to come back to hell on Earth when you’ve been soaring in relative heaven.

Even more so when said heaven doesn’t exist except in your head.

halucinor (from halucinari)

Verb, 1st Pers. Sg.;  /haːˈluː.ki.nor/

to wander in mind 

to talk idly/unreasonably 

to ramble 

to dream 

to wander