This is objectively the funniest comment I've ever received. I'm the weird freak on the Internet who needs to go outside yet when you claim to actively pray for "you creatures" to get struck by lightning and THATS normal?????
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Send me ✔ and I’ll bold what my muse would do with/for yours.
@effigist asked: ✔ ash for tobias 💪
Acquaintance:
hold the door for them | help them carry something | let them borrow something | let them use their (primary) phone (that has all of Tobias' important contacts in it) | smile at them when passing in the streets | shake hands with them | flirt with them in a bar | share a taxi with them | give them a ride home | lend them money | sit next to them on public transportation | offer them some food | help them find something they lost
Friendship:
let them stay the night | listen to them complain at 4 am | help them get over a break up | go out shopping with them | pet sit for them (or alternatively, babysit Ash's gang/allies) | help them move houses | help them find a lost pet | go on vacation with them | stay up all night with them | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | take their side in a break up | talk about their future plans | be maid of honour/best man/etc. at their wedding (Tobias just laughed at this one I'm sorryadhyuasgdsahd) | share food with them
Lover/Fling:
let them stay after sex | gentle sex | rough sex | experiment | handcuffs | bdsm | whips | orgasm denial | aftercare | cuddles after sex | tea/coffee/etc. after sex | gentle kisses | rough kisses | passionate kisses | sloppy kisses | lazy kisses | hang out without sex | hide their relationship | cheat on them | cheat on someone else with them | dirty talk | loving talk | gentle touches | rough touches | nervous/shy touches | say “I love you”
Married/Dating:
take them on expensive dates | pay for dates | make them pay for dates | go to the movies | put out on the first date | get an arranged marriage | stay at home most nights | cuddle in front of the tv | propose first | drop hints until they propose | give a big/expensive/elaborate proposal | have a quiet proposal | say yes to a proposal from them | have a big wedding | have a small wedding | elope | get married in Vegas | go on an expensive honeymoon | go on a cheap honeymoon | have kids | get a pet | move in together (Tobias with his dozen houses: :) ADHASDHSAJD 😭) | laugh during kisses | laugh during sex | tickle fights | fight over who’s cuter | make them sleep on the couch after fights | make up sex | angry sex | no sex | let their parents/siblings stay over | let their family visit often | tell them “I love you” every day
Sibling/Platonic:
fight (SPAR! SPAR! SPAR!) | hug (Tobias isn't against properly hugging him but boy does he think it'd be so awkward the first few times he'd do it. so typically Ash would instead get those half-hugs/half-lounging on the other's shoulder kind of embraces that men always love to give each other) | laugh at them when they get hurt (for the minor/stupid injuries) | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | tell them they’re annoying at least once a day | share food with them | help them move houses | walk them down the isle | try to sell them online | set up an online dating account for them | set them up on blind dates | try to set them up with your friends | listen to their problems | help them cook | cook them food | make them watch shows they don’t like with them | tell them they’re an idiot/loser/dork/nerd affectionately
Enemy:
fight them | take petty revenge | kill them (thank GOD Ash isn't the type to betray him for no reason so this will never come to pass 🙏) | try to smother them in their sleep | hire an assassin | work harder to beat them at something | follow their social media just to get mad about it | make passive aggressive remarks towards them | spread rumours about them | laugh at them when they get hurt | take pleasure from them being upset | ruin their life
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>makes a point about taking high-value-added production out of the hands of the global south at coup-point
>anarcho makes a smug point about a european country taking unrefined materials out of the hands of the global south at coup-point & taking the profits from the value-add of that extraction process as if it somehow undermines the first point (allthewhile ignoring the mass refinery industries in canada [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [i can go on])
>hundreds of the most gullible anticommunist schmucks actually think thats a good counter & reblog to own the tankies
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// speaking of. the 'tattoo' ( his mortal seal ) is dynamic. which means multiple things. if it gets too damaged and it cannot contain the demonic within, it'll force ignis to shift into his non-human forms. light damage can only force partial transformations ( i.e. limbs, horns ), something heavier will cause him to turn fully demonic, and managing to destroy it completely would bring out the hellhound ( which i don't recommend. he's massive ). he does this on his own, too, when he feels the need / desire to shapeshift. otherwise he possesses no direct control over his transformations for as long as he is bound by the seal's magic. he can self-mend smaller injuries, but if it's major he needs to go back to persephone ( the original weaver ) to have it fixed. she's never happy with this
she also takes care of keeping the binding magic powerful enough to 'contain' him. because infernals aren't allowed to walk upon earth, it's mandatory to ensure that it's a strong enough spell. point being, since ig is one of those kinds that gets stronger with age, persephone needs to make the ink bigger and more elaborate to contain the beast properly. way back when it covered only his shoulder. now it's spread to his chest and down the length of his left arm. for comparison, his father's, who is over 6000 years old, mortal seal covers his entire back.
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