#you're gonna have beef with a silly little guy? for shame

[berrys-art]

Hi lol sorry I lied I'll try to go on a schedule again but it prob won't work lol

Anyway I made some refs of one of my characters I wanna do a webcomic on :)

The bust is his old design and the actual ref is the new one (It was supposed to be simplified and it barely is lmao)

[edithmcvalley]

Imagine having beef with him. He's just a funny jokester. A silly little guy. You're gonna have beef with a silly little guy? For shame.

It was my first time sewing a doll. I don't know what possessed me to try, but I regret nothing. I attempted to make his clothing as accurate as possible - I had to change some things such as the cuffs of the coat, though. Thanks for the tips, @rheikah!

Obligatory song:

[incorrect-arknightsquotes]

Aak: Imagine having beef with me. I'm just a funny jokester. A silly little guy. You're gonna have beef with a silly little guy? For shame.

Waai Fu: You spent HOW MUCH of my money on experiments?!

Aak: FOR SHAME-

[banalope]

You're gonna have a beef with me? Just some guy? A silly little jokester?? For shame.

[star-vibing-prompts]

Random shit I had or others had said as prompts.

Warnings: Swearing, Mentions of sus, dark humor(probably), dark themes(also probably), Sensitive topics

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"Motherfucker is high on cat nip at the top."

"Imma just kick this fish then-"

"Let me sleep with you!"

"STOP CREAMING YOURSELF"

"Let me throw your child!"

"I smacked a bad guy's booty."

"That was a good ass slap!"

"Give me all these delicious batteries!"

"Everybody died in this family!"

"I JUST SHOT HER BODY WITH MY GUN-"

"I DIDNT EVEN KNOW I HAD BALLS STILL!"

"I got stuff on my neck!"

"Be honest, am I hot?" "I'M GAY-"

"IMMA WHIP OUT MY BEANS ESSAY"

"Not the duckussy"

"Already sus gonna hide in the ooc"

"Okay I got my happiness, bye"

"I like me some Among Us"

"Can someone hold me please"

"[Name] stop searching. I wanna search something up to on him!"

"IS HE WRITING A FANFIC OML"

"I KNOW BUT WHEN I LAUGH I SOMEHOW CHOKE ACK-"

"You're more grosser than I am."

"Ohh~ Hee got the rizz~"

"OKAY BACK TO CRYING"

"I love dying screaming"

"IM CRYING WHAT DID WE JUST WALK IN ON???"

"I will slap myself if I say something sus"

"Let her scream lmao."

"Being force to talk by a 14 year old"

"Such a beautiful break up"

"STOP RIZZING ME"

"Anyway does anyone want to get slap by me?"

"Damn she hot"

"THE FUCK WOMAN???"

"DAMN I AM A LONELY BITCH"

"Actually *SHITTING* himself would be pooping. *PISSING* himself would be peeing."

"Why did you eat mah stick?"

"STOP EATING POOP???? WHOS POOP EVEN IS THAT???"

"I- Wha- ho- ...MY BRAIN CANT HANDLE THISI-"

"I think u just pissed him up even more"

"And why are you creaming [Name]?" "Damn tell me how you really feel about the cream jesus"

"One of them is: What the fuck is going on at this point and why am I still here for it?"

"I just love killing people!"

"I want to fuck Optimus Prime."

"Allergies are kicking me ass"

"I would've given you some but you didn't talk fast enough /j"

"[NAME] PLEASE I BE SILLY"

"I SWEAR ON [NAME] IT AINT ME"

"Why is [Name] robbing [Name2]"

"Enjoy your last peaceful moments"

"You were the chosen one"

"Then speak it"

"And [Name] just set himself on fire"

"I feel like I am being judged now,,,,,bye." *disappears*

"The shame has already been done there is no going back"

"My mom used to buy me robux before she mcfucking died"

"I BROKE MY STICK"

"THEY DONT KNOW WHAT GOES ON BEHIND CLOSED DOORS"

"My gaydar told me"

"What the fuck are smiley fries."

"Rice with beef broth because we have no chicken"

"Anime cat girls are canon within Spongebob now."

"The Cat Has Ingested The Wall"

"Split dat chicken wingg"

"Oeuur... digs chicken wing out of the carpet"

SHRIEKS AND BREAKS IN THROUGH A WINDOW

"They have been bestowed the name [New name]"

"I love the fumbling with the remote"

"Literally vibrating in my chair, I’m really excited for the game"

"That's so sad imagine someone hated you so much they wouldn't even spend more than 5 bucks to hire a hitman"

"Bro's gonna be willing to die after that"

"FLOOFY AND GOOBER"

"I wanna invite them for tea and crumpets

The best type of relationship"

"ILL FORFEIT ALL MY LEGAL POSSESSIONS TO HIM"

"Like damn dude you don't need THAT much eye liner"

"This is so emo"

"My dude needs to look fabulous"

"WHAT A GOOBER ! FOOLISH LITTLE FELLOW"

"OMG ITS MY KID"

"LIL GUY IS SPEEDY ASF"

"They got a little too silly"

"ITTY BITTY"

"They just need to put some ice on it"

"Aww noo they spilled the cranberry juice" :(

[betrayaltm]

IMAGINE HAVING BEEF WITH ME. I'M JUST A LITTLE JOKESTER. A SILLY LITTLE GUY. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE BEEF WITH A SILLY LITTLE GUY? FOR SHAME.

[manda-kat]

Happy really is: "Imagine having beef with me. I'm just a jokester. A silly little guy. You're gonna have beef with a silly little guy? For shame." And then somebody mentions a person who went missing years ago whose body was never found and Happy just casually disappears before any questions can be asked.

[incorrect-revue-starlight]

Ichie: imagine having beef with me. i'm just a funny jokester. a silly little guy. you're gonna have beef with a silly little guy? for shame Fumi: You spent HOW MUCH of my money on food?! Ichie: FOR SHAME--

[fullmusicbardsquared]

imagine having beef with them. they're just little jokesters. silly little guys. you're gonna have beef with silly little guys? for shame.

[joseopher]

Libby: Callum Nova you're under arrest.

Callum: I'm just a funny jokester. A silly little guy. You're gonna have beef with a silly little guy? For shame.

Libby: You blew up The Library.

[rockman-x]

GB: Imagine having beef with me. I'm just a little jokester. A silly little guy. You're gonna have beef with a silly little guy?? For shame.

[fairyprince7]

Imagine having beef with me

I'm just a funny jokester

A silly little guy

You're gonna have beef with a silly little guy?

For shame

[persetoni]

the thing is with jaskier antis, it's often they say about how unimportant he is, how he's just a side character, an annoying one yadda yadda yadda and me, as someone that head over heels for that bard, after seeing that always think, "damn, jask, if I hate you I would never say even a word about that cos imagine being oppressed by someone like YOU?!?! my pride would never"

[faceless-conspiracy-buff]

[Mxyzptlk is sometimes friend shaped. Sometimes. Other times, he is foe shaped]

[ But no matter what shape he takes, he's always a funny little man. ]

[cr0sscutter]

New scrunkly just dropped

[dubiousdisco]

i've been playing Telltale's Batman game and my god, this version of Joker is the poorest little meow meow i've ever seen.

he is!!!! look at him!!

he is just a little guy, a funny jokester, a silly little guy, you're gonna have beef with a silly little guy? for shame.