#your’re okay

[melwilson]

can i kiss you?

bradley “rooster” bradshaw x f!reader

lines are meant to be crossed, kissing you is one of them

bradley bradshaw may have been considered a charmer, or even a player to some, but he always had respect for women. it had been ingrained in his mind by his mom that women were to be respected. they weren’t objects or toys. they weren’t required to stay home and be a house wife and wait on their husbands hand and foot. carole preached that women had voices that ought to be heard- they were strong, beautiful, and they were human. 

that’s why bradley did not wanna mess this up. the day he met you he thought you were the most beautiful, headstrong woman he had ever laid eyes on. you challenged him. you were confident, but not cocky. quiet, but not necessarily reserved or shy. involved without being overbearing. intuitive and smart without rubbing it into people’s face. you balanced out the aviator perfectly. and bradley was obsessed. like would kiss the ground you walked on obsessed. 

you had only been on two dates because of his busy schedule, but he swore no one had ever made him feel the you did. you made his chest tight and his heart stutter, his blush crawl and his knees weak. you had him wrapped around your finger. and he loved it. he loved falling in love with you. but he hated how much you used it to your advantage even if it wasn’t on purpose. 

like right now. 

you’re on your third date. rooster planned the first two. you were planning the next. you chose your place since rooster had just gotten back from an intense mission and figured he needed rest. you’re sitting next to him on the couch, a glass of bourbon between your fingers (rooster almost fell to his knees when he saw your collection). your’re sitting criss-crossed applesauce, knees pressing lightly into his thigh. his thumb rubs gentle circles on your bare skin as he talks about the mission details that he’s allowed to share. he’s somewhere in between telling a story about coyote and getting to fly an F-14. you were listening, but you were also allowing yourself to admire the pilot. 

he’s a little more tan- a noticeable stubble lining his jaw. you’re used to his mustache and clean shaven look, but the five o’clock shadow suits him. the bruise on his orbital (the one he got in a scuff with hangman) is almost gone, just an annoying pink. his eyes hold that childlike glint you admire so much, which causes you cock your head to the side, that soft smile adorning your face. 

your gaze causes rooster to stutter in his story, his heart rate quickening. you raise an eyebrow. “you okay?”

he opens his mouth to respond. pauses. puts down his glass. and then asks, “can i kiss you?”

you smile softly. “i don’t think you have to ask, roos.”

he leans in, taking your glass and setting it down next to his own. “no?”

“no,” you utter back, giving in as he tugs you onto his lap. you throw one leg over both of his, fingers dancing along the base of his neck.

his gaze falls to your lips and back up again. “good.”

you open your mouth to respond, but rooster is quick to cut you off by capturing your lips with his. they’re soft and taste of your eight-year aged bourbon. he kisses you until he can’t anymore and when he pulls away, you’re both having to catch your breath.

“roos,” you say breathless, nose brushing against his.

he hums, kissing you again, not as long this time but it’s just as breathtaking. he can’t think clearly, mind clouded by your touch.

“please stop asking to kiss me and just do it.”

he dips his head down to press hot kisses to the smooth skin of your neck. your eyes flutter shut as his lips graze your ear. “you giving me orders?”

you cup his jaw to kiss him again. “you gotta problem with that lieutenant?”

he offers you that small smirk. “not at all, captain.”

[ts1m1kas]

Original Ask: pedri anon here!! if you could, maybe a fic where pedri thinks that the reader likes gavi, so he becomes jealous and all his friends tease him abt it, but in reality the reader likes pedri instead and confesses? idk if I worded it well but I hope it makes sense lmao (anonymous)

Word Count: 571 words

(author's note: my first time writing about pedri !! i hope i did you request justic my love 🥹)

Y/N had always admired Pedri. She was in awe of his drive and determination, and his good looks were a bonus. Her admiration eventually turned into a crush, and before she knew it, she was swept head over heels for the Spanish midfielder. 

Being an intern at FC Barcelona was an interesting job. She had developed many friendships and was a valued member of the workforce. 

Grabbing her clipboard, Y/N headed out to the training ground to spectate the team. She opened the door and walked over to the chairs that were set out. As she made herself comfortable, Gavi spotted she had emerged from the building and wandered over to speak to her.

Y/N and Pablo had become quite close during her time at Barcelona and their friendship had flourished. Pablo knew of Pedri’s crush on the girl but was under strict instructions not to reveal it to her.

“Good morning,” Gavi said, “How are you today?”

“I’m good thank you Pablo, I’m spectating your training today so you better be working hard!” she laughed.

“I will be now you’re watching”, he laughed, forcing a wink. Y/N snorted with laughter, gently pushing him by the shoulder.

The pair were too engrossed with their joking that they didn’t see Pedri come onto the field. He saw they way the pair were interacting and his heart clenched with jealousy.

“Careful Pedri, your’re turning green with envy”, Fermín laughed, coming up behind him, placing a hand on his shoulder. Pedri just glared at him and jogged over to where the rest of the team stood.

Gavi noticed the team gathering a said his goodbyes to Y/N. He ran over and stood next to Pedri.

“Nice of you to join us. Have you finished having your fun with Y/N?” Pedri remarked, turning his head to look at his friend. 

“I hope you aren’t implying what I think you’re implying amigo”, Pablo responded.

Laughing, Fermín joined in, “He basically had steam coming out of his ears a couple minutes ago Pablo.”

Pedri rolled his eyes at the pair and turned to listen to their coach. Training began, but the teasing didn’t stop.

After the training session, Y/N had handed her notes in and then turned her attention to Pedri. She jogged over to where he was tidying the training equipment away and tapped him softly on the shoulder. 

“Pedri, can I talk to you?"

“Sure, what’s the matter Y/N”, he responded harshly.

His tone threw Y/N off. She took a deep breath and continued on, “You seemed upset earlier when talking to Pablo. I just wanted to make sure you were alright.”

“Yes I’m fine. I would like to ask you something though.”

“What is it, is everything okay?”

“Do you like Pablo?” Y/N began to laugh. Pedri was taken aback. “I don’t understand what’s funny?”

“Pedri”, Y/N began, “I like you, I’ve liked you since I started my internship here.”

“Thank goodness for that”, Pedri breathed a sigh of relief. “Because I feel exactly the same way about you.”

Y/N stepped forward, leaned up and kissed him. Pedri wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her closer. The pair broke apart and Y/N looked at Pedri with a smile on her face.

“Hopefully you’ll stop pouting when I’m around the rest of the team now that you know it’s you I want.”

[leonsbbg]

i now need Leon with a big girl STAT, i need my x readers with him just loving all parts of the thick queens. i feel like he LOVES tummies too, and finds them so cute

thank you so much for the ask lovely!! (this is my first time taking any request be kind to me pls) hope this is what you were looking for! <3 it's a bit short but hopefully i'll write longer stuff in the future if you guys want:)

leon helps to quiet down plus size!reader's degrading thoughts

notes and warnings: no yn, mild swearing, teeny tiny nsfw at the end

your legs are draped across leon’s lap as you both watch a random tv show. the main character is a beautiful, tiny girl that would probably drown in your clothes. negative thoughts start to flood your head. you compare yourself to the actress and think of every way you fall short. you can’t help but feel immediately conscious about how heavy your legs might be on leon and go to move them off. 

“baby? what’s wrong? are you okay?” his face holds a look of concern as he can sense your shift in mood.

“i just-“ you can’t seem to find the right words to describe what you’re feeling and start to feel bad you did anything at all, “it’s nothing, leon. i’m okay.” you try to give a small smile but you can tell he’s not convinced.

he puts a hand on your face, stroking your cheek softly with his thumb.

“you can tell me anything, my love. what’s wrong?” he gently probes. 

you look down at your lap, shy. he bends his head to try and look you in the eye.

“come on beautiful, tell me.” he moves his hand down to your hands that start to shake slightly.

“i just- sometimes feel like i’m too big.” you blurt out and your heart races as you wait for leon’s response.

“too big?” leon asks, surprised.

you don’t dare move, afraid to look leon in the eye.

just as you’re about to apologize, hands are suddenly gripping your thighs and you gasp in surprise.

“too big?” leon asks again, incredulous. “surely you can’t be serious,” leon almost pleads as he continues to squeeze your thighs.

you sit shocked as you watch leon stare at you like the most delicious meal he can’t wait to eat.

leon maneuvers you on your back and places himself between your legs as he hovers over you. his entire demeanor changes.

“god you just have no idea—” he leans down to place a rough kiss on your lips, “what you do to me.” he drags his mouth down your neck, your chest, your stomach, kissing and biting like he’ll lose any part of you that he doesn’t touch. his hands roam, gripping your hips that seem to be molded specifically for his hands.

your breathing picks up and you feel yourself melting into him like putty.

“your’re so fucking gorgeous and you’re so fucking mine.”

[darlinboypresley]

baby blues

pairing: Austin Elvis or just Elvis x reader

summery: you find him cheating and rage takes over

warnings: angst cheating mentions of drugs pregnancy Elis needing a serious self check fighting cursing light slaping reader knowing her worth uh lemme know if i missed anything

you were currently seven months pregnant with your first baby. you were over the moon and so was your husband Elvis. at least you thought he was,  but lately he seemed to change. it almost seemed like you weren’t enough for him anymore.

how was that fair? you were the girl that has been there through everything, but lately he’s been pushing you aside,  you didn’t deserve it tho heel you did anything for your husband you just wanted a little more respect, especially now that you were pregnant.  

you were grocery shopping with your mom,  as you  came home you noticed a strange pair of shoes, next to your husbands you put the bags on the counter and slowly made your way up the stairs.

you opened the door and let out a loud gasp, as you saw your husband snort.

whatever he was snorting off the other girl's chest. Elvis looked up and got off the bed running after , as you made your way down the stairs.  “no no no baby wait baby let me explain cmon mama i c-'' he pleaded. 

Once you got down the stairs he tried to get a hold of you and you shook him off as he fell back against the. wall you walked over to him. 

you could see the girl leaving your home in the corner of your eye, “dont fucking call me that,  the only one who’d be allowed to call me that rom now on would be our UNBORN CHILD Elvis.”

you said and slapped him, “how could you, you’re not fucking up my life, or MY child their life, HOW COULD YOU” you yelled, 

when you noticed Elvis wasn’t even looking at you, you grabbed his jaw and made him look at you. ”look at me when i'm fucking talking to you king” you spat looking at the man you once loved full hatred tears threatening to slip.

but you weren’t gonna let them, you weren’t gonna give him that pleasure. 

“ i gave you EVERYTHING, everything is always about elvis, always making sure Elvis was okay,  it’s all for you everything i do, BUT WHAT ABOUT ME ELVIS YOUR PREGNANT WIFE” you yelled he looked at you and spoke up

“baby i can fix this please, let me fix this i want to fix this y/n” he pleaded. you shook your head and chuckled dryly.

you’re blood boiling you knew it wasn’t good for your baby and you tried to calm down but you just couldn’t look at him. not when he was looking at you with those pleading eyes,

“i don’t give a fuck about what you want Elvis, it’s about what i want for once,  your’re gonna get help.” you said and in pure honesty you’ve never felt this bitter before.

Elvis looked at you and nodded his head “and you are gonna be there for your fucking child if i’ll even let you see them, hell you’re lucky if i don’t divorce you” you saw him.

looking away from you again you grabbed his jaw tighter and moved his face back. “I SAID LOOK AT ME, you can’t even look you’re own fucking wife in the face “ you said and let out a small laugh. 

“i hope you’re happy because if you don’t fucking change and get the help you need, they can have you, you’re gonna lose me your precious girl do tell me did you call her that too.”

you said never have you sounded so cold before, and honestly you didn’t wanna have to sound like it again ever. 

Elvis shook his head and choked out an “you’re my precious girl”. you chuckled and shook your head and slapped his face softly mumbling an “get out of my face” before walking away.

i am a sucker for female rage and there's allot of it in this slaayyy

[cateyeswrites]

Pepitos Nightmare

AO3

“Papá! PAPÁ!!” Pepito screamed for his dad, crying and wrestling with his blankets. “AYUDA! PAPÁ!!!” 

“PAPA CORRELE PEPITO ESTA SOÑANDO FEO!! (dad! Hurry up! Pepito is having a bad dream!)  Bobby screamed running out of the room and looking for his parents 

“PAI, PAI VENHA RÁPIDO!” (Dad, Dad come quickly!)  Richarlyson was yelling while jumping into Pepito’s bed. 

“PEPITO! Acorde por favor! Vocē está tendo um pesadelo! Acorde!” (wake up please, you are having a nightmare, wake up!) Richas pleaded to Pepito while trying to wake him up. 

“Mijo!” Roier called as he entered the room running with Celbit a couple of steps behind him, worry filling his body as he saw his little boy crying desperately and fighting his older brother. “Mijo!” Roier arrived at his side and shook him up a bit.

“PapÍ?” Pepito’s whispered voice rasped up from all the screaming. Still, when he saw his father’s face above him with a worried face and he immediately launched into his arms hugging him tightly and holding onto his papás shirt until his knuckles were white, never wanting to let go, never wanting to go back to that place where his papá looked at him with nothing but apathy and disdain. 

“ Aqui estoy mi niño bello” Roier cooed lifting his little boy hugging him tightly and rocking him side by side, caressing his head and kissing his head,  he turned to look at Celbit who was settling the boys back into bed, in the same bed, boys too worried for their little brother to sleep alone.

“ Te veo en el cuarto?” he mouthed to Cellbit who nodded as he sat down in the bed with the kids to keep them company until they fell asleep again.

Roier walked into his and his husband’s room, the gigantic bed designed to fit 5 people was perfect for situations where the kid wanted to sleep with them or family cuddling sessions, It was also very useful for very different things with all the kids were with their other parents….

He arranged the pillow and placed Pepito in the bed while making sure he wasn’t out of reach of his boy. He got in and placed Pepito in between his chest and arm making sure the boy felt loved and safe. Pepito only snuggled closer basking in the love his papá was giving him, the dreed and cold from his nightmare melting away by the warmth of his father’s love. 

“Do you wanna talk about it mijo?” Roier whispered caressing his wet cheek.

Pepito shook his head and snuggled impossibly closer to Roier. “it’s the ugly same one” Pepito whispered 

“Ay, mi chamaco” Roier whispered bringing pepito on top of his chest and kissing his head. 

“Soñe que no me querias papí” pepito cried in his father chest. 

Cellbit stood near the door looking at the sight of his husband and kid snuggled in bed, he smiled and headed to the bed. 

“Guapito.” he whispered as he lay in bed facing his family, “ o pesadelo de novo? ( THE nightmare again?)

Roier nodded while comforting Pepito.

Cellbit put his arms around Roier and Pepito pulling them closer to him, “ Everything is okay pepito, we are here” he whispered, “você está seguro com sua família aqui” ( your’re safe with your family here. 

Pepito could feel his eyelids growing heavy, sleep battling him and he was losing but he didn’t know why he wouldn’t want to close his eyes and sleep 

He was safe surrounded by his family, his brothers whom he loved so much, his dad Cellbit whom he had so much fun with, and his papá who loved him so much. 

He was home 

Nothing bad could happen when he was with his family 

So he closed his eyes and went to sleep. 

And then he woke up 

In the same spot on the grass field where he had been sleeping these past few days. 

By himself, all alone. 

His brother Bobby death.

His brother Richas hates him.

Dad Cellbit, missing or dead. 

And his Papá hating him

[devine-fem]

Again I'm neutral if you don't believe it, this is the last time I repeated it.

I don't have a problem with DJ at all and just came across your account. I don't even read JJ's stuff. You might wonder "Why did you ask about my opinion about JJ then?". That's because I ship Jon's parents. I look and follow their tags. I don't have enough opinion about JJ themselves. Again, the reason why I came to your anon is in the first place is because your reply I accidentally came across on Damian's tag, and I have never seen people who like JJ that many enough, so I don't know there's people who don't like them. That's why I asked my first question. That's all and no buts.

So because you talk about Dami, which I don't even have enough things to say about him beside he's my favorite characters’s son, I'm going to say it's good that he has a ship that people liked, which in this case Dj. Dami is a male character of color and I have seen how a lot of B4tF4m fans butchered his character as this "evil quarter Chinese and Arab brown boy" and as an Asian person myself that's so hurtful. I will always defend a ship with a person of color on it, no matter if they're wlw, straight, or mlm(hence, my previous ask).

Okay that's all. We're in a completely different crowd, if that's what you want to know. Unless you like and active enough in the tags of female characters that I implicitly mentioned above, we won't be in the same space so... Yeah. I just want to make that clear.

Oh, I know your’re neutral on it. I didn’t mean YOU specifically when I was talking about all that. If you walk the way I mentioned then these particular shoes are the perfect fit for you.

I don’t really enter batfam spaces a whole lot. I sort of have to because Damian’s content is largely skewed in batfam spaces but it’s obvious they use the characters as means to escape from their own personal familial experiences ergo them being so ignorant of the canon material a lot of the time.

There’s also a lot of people who DO read the comics but still are not right all the time which I’ve come to notice…

I actually have nothing against you, In fact, you seem cool, you want to be mutuals? It’s cool if not but I’m actually not strictly MLM or anything in particular to what content I like, I just strictly post certain ships in my page.

If you can stand seeing my annoying content then I’ll like to see yours in return.

[mishimaflatulence]

L + don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio

I'm logging off of this account I can't do this.

-Kai

[instructionsnotincluded]

Kate babes i know you said you’ll have a busy weekend (and i hope everything will be okay yk) and won’t have much time to write but i was just wondering when can we expect the next chapter of Into the mist? I just loveeeeeee this story and I’m literally obsessed with it soooo…

No pressure tho fr just wondering 😉🤭ly❤️

Thank you!! I’m so glad that you’re enjoying it! I’m not sure chapter wise how quickly I’ll get it out, I leave in a few days to help someone move (she’s fleeing a DV situation) so things might be a bit tense. But everyone should be safe and all! Things are in a storage unit…anyway! (I have trouble with word vomit and over sharing 🤣)

I do hope to have True North out today, tomorrow at the latest, and then if I can squeeze Into the Mist out I definitely will! Otherwise it may be Sunday or Monday before it’s out. I’m sorry! But I’m so glad you’re enjoying it!!

Also, PSA, if your’re in the US and need help, please don’t hesitate to reach out to the domestic violence hotline. You can text BEGIN to 88788.

[lisutarid-a]

[Gakuen K] Totsuka Tatara Route Translation

Cherry blossom vieving

LIST OF CHAPTERS

[Translation under the cut]

Saya: (Yesterday was a hard day. I can't believe that Totsuka-senpai was head-butted by the sheep...)

Saya: (Is senpai okay, I wonder)

Kamamoto: Hey, got a minute?

Saya: Umh. What's wrong, Kamamoto-kun?

Kamamoto: At the enterance. Totsuka-san is calling for you.

Saya: Senpai?...

Kamamoto: Totsuka-san, I've called her.

Totsuka: Thank you, Kamamoto. Hello, Konohana-san.

Saya: Hi. How is you condition, senpai?

Totsuka: Thanks to you, I am full of life. Here, the bath towel I borrowed. I washed it, so I'm returning it.

Saya: Thank you. Sorry for all the trouble.

Totsuka: Un-uh. I'm the one who should thank you. But that's not the only thing I have to do.

Kamamoto: Condition...This towel..Um...What’s kind of relationship between you two?

Saya: What do you mean?

Kamamoto: Is this...Hey, Totsuka-san?

Totsuka: Haha. I'm sorry I gave you the wrong idea, but we don't have a special relationship.

Totsuka: Yesterday the sheep bumped into me. So in order to stop the blood she lend me a towel.

Kamamoto: Sheep? Did you go to a ranch?

Totsuka: No, we bumped into each other at school. Well, to be exact, I got head-butted with a thump.

Kamamoto: Are you serious?!! At school?? Head butted!?

Kamamoto: Ah, could it be... what Yata-san was talking about yesterday?

Totsuka: Kamamoto...Your're too loud..She might be scared.

Kamamoto: Hehe...Sorry.

Saya: Yata-san was around there too?

Kamamoto: Anyway, yesterday evening I saw Anna-sensei riding a goat or something like that.

Saya: A goat? Not sheep?

Totsuka: Maybe he mistook it for something else because it's white?

Saya: Ah, I see!

Saya: Anna-sensei was managed to catch it somehow.

Totsuka: Kusanagi-san must have been very disappointed. Maybe we should ask him about that later.

Totsuka: Kamamoto, where's Yata?

Kamamoto: Yata-san on a garbage duty today. I'm sure he'll be back soon.

Totsuka: Well, tell him to come to the school enterence later. You and Kamamoto should come too, of course.

Saya: Okay. But, what about club activity? Don't we need to show up in the clubroom?

Totsuka: It's fine, it's fine. Because this is going to be today's place of activity.

Saya: (Place of activity...?)

Saya: Place of activity...I wonder if it's here.

Kusanagi: Newbie-chan, this way!

Saya: Kusanagi-san.

Kusanagi: So you were able to come here alone this time? That's great.

Saya: Yeah, I'm glad to made it here safely.

Saya: I heard from Totsuka-san earlier that there's a club activity here today, is it true?

Kusanagi: That's right. You need to go outside to get some fresh air and exercise once in a while. As for Mikoto...

Mikoto: Zzzzz...

Kusanigi: He's sleeping peacefully on the lawn as you can see...

Saya: The weather is really nice today.

Saya: The sky is blue and the cherryblossom looks beautiful.

Kusanigi: Exactly. It's a perfect day for Hanami (cherry blossom festival), isn't it? In other words, today's club activity is cherry blossom viewing.

Saya: Activity is cherry blossom viewing? It's unusual....

Kusanigi: What, you don't like it?

Saya: No, quite the opposite! I'm really looking forward to it!

Yata: Kusanagi-san, sorry for being late!

Kusanigi: I don't care. The secretary hasn't come yet.

Saya: Secretary?

Totsuka: Everyone, sorry to keep you waiting~!

Saya: Senpai. That's a big package.

Totsuka: Un-huh. I was thinking of feeding everyone, so I made a lot of food.

Totsuka: I was a little excited about Hanami last night.

Yata: No-no, you were way too hyped about it.

Totsuka: Eh, I don't think it's that much. We have a new member, is it not enough?

Kusanigi: Well, as far as we have Kamamoto around, I'm sure he'll take good care of it, so that's fine...

Kusanigi: Totsuka, you've found another outstanding hobby again, haven't you?

Totsuka: Making Dango (Japanese dumplings) is fun. It's like playing with clay. You should try it too, Kusanagi-san.

Kusanigi: Pa-a-ass. I'll just specialize in eating them.

Totsuka: Is that so? Very bad. Well, may be I should try to persuade that girl then?

Saya: Me?

Totsuka: Yeah. Are you interesting in making dumplings?

Saya: Dumplings?

Totsuka: Yeah. Even if it's called a dumpling there are various types. Today I brought Hanami dango. And then there're also...

Totsuka: Kibi dango, Morokoshi dango, Sasa dango, Mitarashi dango. And this is only half that came to my mind.

Totsuka: Its traditional culture originates from ancient times and has been inherieted to nowadays. When you think about it, there's something deep about Dango, right?

Saya: Um...Right...

Totsuka: You got it? It would not be an exaggeration to say that dango goes down the same path as the tea ceremony, kendo, judo and so on.

Kusanagi: Quit exaggerating, you idiot. Don't say random stuff. You too, don't take him seriously.

Saya: O-okay.

Totsuka: Haha. Kusanagi-san, you're no fuuun.

Yata: Totsuka-san! Can I have that dango?  

Totsuka: Un-huh. Of course. Eat as much as you want.

Kamamoto: All right! I'm gonna eat my fill!

Totsuka: Uhm. I've got plenty of seconds. You too, don't hold back. Eat a lot, okay?

Saya: Okay!

Saya: Oh...Delicious!

Totsuka: Really? What a relief.

Saya: Totsuka-senpai, is making dango your hobby?

Totsuka: Hmm...For now, yes,  I think.

Saya: For now?

Totsuka: I'm a so-called "multi-hobbyist". Now it's this, next time it's that. I'm into all sorts of things...

Totsuka: Making dango is one of them. Suddenly I just somehow got hooked on it.

Saya: Somehow I can't belive it turned out this good so far. You're very skilful, senpai.

Totsuka: Haha. Thanks.

Kusanigi: Totsuka is skilful with his hands.

Saya: Ah, Kusanagi-san, there's something I wanted to ask you.

Kusanigi: You can ask me anything.

Saya: I heard Anna-sensei caught that sheep yesterday, is it true?

Kusanigi: It's not like that. I almost cornered it, planning to burn, but Anna-chan-sensei conveiced me not to. I couldn't get my hands on the precious mutton.

Totsuka: Aside from Kusanagi-san, it's unusual that even King has given up.

Kusanigi: I mean, our opponent is Anna-chan-sensei, right? No matter what you do, you can't win.

Saya:  What Anna-sensei did with the sheep, I wonder.

Anna: ...I returned it to the village.

Saya: Anna-sensei.

Anna: Back to where it should be. After patting it head, I sent it home.

Kusanigi: You should have just eaten it.

Anna: Izumo.

Kusanigi: I-I'm just kidding. Don't take it serious.

Anna: ...Even though you were chasing it so seriously. Tatara, do you have a red dango?

Totsuka: I have. Special Kimuchi dango! Here, enjoy it with tea.

Anna: Thank you. ...Oh, what a lovely weather.

Anna: ...

Saya: Anna-sensei, what's wrong?

Anna: Welcome to the Red сlub.

Saya: Eh?

Totsuka: Oh, it's a little late to say this.

Anna: I knew you had joined the club, but I couldn't say it to you in person.

Anna: I'm not usually come to the clubroom, so let me know if you'll need anything.

Saya:  Okay! Thank you very much!

Totsuka: Don't worry, sensei. If something happen, I'll take care about it.

Anna: Tatara is dependable but I can’t rely on him.

Totsuka:  Eeeeh, how’s that?

Anna: I trust you. But you also make me worry.

Anna: From now on I'm looking forward to working with you. And with you as well, Tatara.

Saya: Y-yes! Please treat me well!

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[arsontisticallyinfernal]

🗯️YEs yeS ‼️🗯️ Hello ‼️ This is me again and I love how my previous ask came out as❗So I am here for another headcanon idea for Obey Me! ❗🕴️

So, there is this pin on Pinterest 📱I found that goes like this . . .

Hey man, what's up ?

Just converting oxygen to carbon dioxide. Yk the usual . 👨‍🔬

Wtf man school's over why still doing science ⁉️

Breathing, [name]. I've been breathing. 🕳️🕳️

The thing is‼️, I want to see Mammon, Leviathan, Simeon and Luke (separately ofc ) reacting to GN!Mc saying about the O2 and CO2 converting 👨‍🔬. This is the only idea I have currently in mind🧠 right now so I must see this before my soul leaves my body from no brain juice ⚰️

🗯️SO, we shall see how it will come out as 💃❗

- Orange Anon

I’m so glad you enjoyed it!! Feel free to stop by again after this lol

Now this ask, it’s amazing, ah this’ll be fun. Hope you enjoy, orange anon!

idk what to title this so- have it- Also I assume it’s through text? if not I can redo it! And sorry this came out late, was taking a nice lil mental break with my s/o

Also I didn’t do Simeon since I really wasn’t up to doing his gibberish texting, THOUGH I WILL DO HIM IF THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IRL FJHFKJDHKJ

Mammon, Leviathan and Luke being stupid + MC/Yn/Reader though text

Pronouns: He/him mammon, He/him levi, He/him simeon, He/him luke

Genre: Being stupid and on crack [how the hell do I explain a hc like this dhdhdhdh] platonic

Characters: Mammon, Leviathan, Luke

Fandom: Obey me!

Warnings: Cursing

Edited/proofread: Hell nah-

Mammon<3

Mammon: Oi, human, wyd?

Y/n: Just converting oxygen to carbon dioxide. Yk the usual

Mammon: Wtf Y/n, why are ya doin science? aren’t you in your room?

Y/n: .

Y/n: I’ve been breathing, mams, breathing.

Mammon: .

and no response after that, he feels too embarrassed now. Never brings it up ever, but if you bring it up around him, he starts shouting “That never happened!!” and denying everything

Leviathan<3

Levi: Hey Y/n, what’s up?

Y/n: Oh, yk, the usual.

Levi: wut?-

Y/n: Converting oxygen into carbon dioxide, that’s what I’m doing

Levi: SCIENCE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Levi: Y???? SCHOOLS OVER!

Y/n: I’m breathing.

Levi: Oh

Levi: OH

Levi: U want to come to my room since your not doing anything?

He doesn’t know the difference of your and you’re. I can barely understand his messages in game- He was so confused at first, but now that he knows you weren’t doing much, how about you visit his room and watch anime or TSL with him?

Luke<3

Son: Y/n! Y/n! Are you busy right now?

Y/n: Yeah, kind of

Son: What are you doing? Will you be done soon?

Y/n: I’m just turning oxygen into carbon dioxide, so no, I won’t be done anytime soon, hopefully

Son: Your’re still in science? Isn’t school over for the day?

Y/n: Luke I’m- I’m breathing

Son: oh

Son: Oh I’m so sorry for asking if you’ll be done soon!!

Y/n: Nah it’s okay!

Son: Well then, do you want to come to purgatory hall? I want to bake some celestial realm cupcakes!

Treat your son well, dear reader. He might be a bit ooc. Luke was hoping you’d come over to bake with him, please do.

[wellexcuusemee]

just let yourself like farts it's okay!!!!! You're awesome

🥺🥺🥺 no YOUR’RE awesome!! Thank you anon! I strongly believe nobody should be ashamed of their kinks. I still do get embarrassed quite a bit though:(

[sleepless-rain]

Haikyuu radio drama - Track 1″Troubles councelling” [TRANSLATION]

I might as well throw them here as an archive.

Karasuno Haikyuu radio club! Original radio drama (script written by Furudate Haruichi!)

[These are fan translations. I do not consent to anyone using them for videos fanclips etc because these will be sold at a later date via CD please support the original by purchasing them when they are released.]

TRANSLATION BELOW CUT

You can listen to the audio drama here!  ( starts at 27min 59seconds)   please note that this eventualy gets archived and sold as a CD so the link may not work a few weeks later!

  H: Huh...? The gym isnt open? K:mmm... H:... oh a text message! Tanaka-san!...overslept...he said he has the key and to wait a sec. K: mmmmkay.

[birds chirping]

H: hey Kageyama. K: Huh? H: You know how after morning practice you have second breakfast? K: Yeah. H: Even then, when it gets to second period I get super hungry. K: u-huh... H:But if you bought extra and ate every period you'd get stupidly sleepy right? K:Mmm. H:But then if you didnt bring extra and anded up eating lunch early...y-you get what I mean right!? K:Yeah. H: After school is just empty stomach hell!What am I supposed to do about it!? If I hold back from eating lunch early I just spend periods 3 and 4 thinking about my lunch! When I think, 'oh, its been about 10minutes' and I look a the clock only 30 seconds have passed!! [silence]

K: Protein shakes...I discussed it with coach Ukai H: ...wha- and he said that protien is okay!? K: In order to keep your body from feeling hungry, your body supplements itself with energy, meaning you could possibly lose muscle. H: What did you say!? K:If you drink protein shakes and consume carbohydrates, it'll elimiate energy loss. H:I see! K:You blood glucose level doesn't go up either so you wont get sleepy. H: Whhaaaat! I-I'm going to do that too! Me too! That's right, preotien shakes seemed like a post practice thing! I'm going to do it too! K: You can make it with easily with just water and the powder. H:Shaking and drinking the protein shake during break seems pretty cool! I what should I do... maybe I'll drink it next to someone eating junk food! "Hey, you still eating junk food? I've graduated from junk food. Of course there are times when I want to have a chocolate or two. But, you know, I'm an 'athelete'," K: I feel like smashing a ball into your face. H: Why!? K: ...what flavor do you normally drink. H:Chocolate! K:Huh... H:...what about you!? K:[smirks] Like. H:...nngghh...y-you... K: What? H: Y-your're just trying to be cool! K: Huh!? H:Since you made a more adult choice. K:What are ytou talking about? H:Lime....lime huh.... .....is lime good? K: Huh? It's good. H: Really!? Maybe I'll buy it!! But I wanted to try the strawberries and cream flavor next. K: Either way. I won this time. H:Wait, what? What did you win? K: I asked the coach about it first and I worried about this first. H: What!? I was the first to think about getting hungry and what I should do about it, way before you! K:I thought about it before you! H: How do you know!? K:I've been worried about this since I was a child. H:Well I have too! Right after having breakfast I would think, "What are we having for lunch?" K: I thought about lunch while I was eating breakfast! H:I think we should focus on the meal before us!! K:....guh.....I was hungry the moment I was born and cried. H: So was I! Oh, my birthday is earlier than yours, meaning I was born before you so I wi- K: Tanaka-san! Morning! H: Morning!

[dearestones]

Akudama Drive Matchup: Courier

Warnings: Fluff.

@siouxxiie Request: Hello!! How are you??

Could I request a Platonic Matchup for Any of the Akudama Characters? Okay, My name is Joey but I go by Rachel, Tori or Calypso.. I am a minor(is that ok..?) I’m like at least 5’5, I have Sholder Length-ish Curly black hair, brown eyes and I have a hour-glass body.

For my Hobbies, I really love a lot of things basically… like sketching, drawing, writing, edit, playing games(so many omg), I also play Lacrosse and Volleyball, making music on garage band(getting used to it), Reading, Being with my online/irl friends, and Playing the Piano and Harp!

For my interests/likes, enstars (switchP), rhythm games, doukyuusei, mystic messenger, twf, genshin, a silent voice, lemon demon/neil cicierega in general, eddsworld, homestuck, the goldfinch, horimiya, fnaf, heathers, sasaki and miyano, blueycapsules, hxh, saiki k, hamilton (sadly, im sorry.)

Some of my traits, I talk about my intrests a lot, Im pretty silly when I’m with someone like I’ll say stuff like hai as a joke a lot please dont take it seriously, I hate negitive mentions of my voice, comparing me to people/saying stuff like "you remind me of ____", spiders. i am very bad at comforting sorry, im fine with taking with people but i will probably be very awkward until we get to know eachother more(i hope i did that right)

Comforts, cats, hajime hinata (danganronpa), a silent voice, albedo (genshin impact), lemon demon, felix kranken (twf), bread, sharks, christmas music/christmas in general, scp 3008 (roblox game), get a snack at 4am (roblox game), hotels, and my friends!

Sorry if this is to long! I really hope it isn’t… Have a great rest of your day!!

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After reading through the information given, I believe that you are best paired with Courier!

When you first meet each other, don’t worry if your’re feeling awkward and ultimately embarrass yourself in front of Courier. The man is just as emotionally constipated, but he won’t think anything of it if you stumble over your words or if you do something that is unconventional when it comes to starting acquaintanceships. It takes practice to become used to a person so you’ll eventually get it right as long as you’re persistent. 

While Courier isn’t one to hang out with too many people at a time, he finds that he’s somewhat at ease when he’s around you. As a listener, he likes it best when you rant and rave about your interests. Sometimes, you’ll catch him smirking (but never laughing because he’ll never live it down if you caught him) at the corner of his eyes. If you tease him, he might relent and tell you that you’re actually funny, but don’t expect it so soon. Courier needs some time to get used to you before he starts emoting freely.  

Courier is a man who values hard work and what a person stands for. He’ll never compare you to anyone but yourself. If he finds out that someone hurts your feelings on purpose, he’ll make it his personal mission to make sure that you’re doing well in the aftermath. He won’t go as far as to pummel the offender, but if he ever sees them again, he might say something.

It’s okay if you’re not that great at comforting people. Courier can easily relate to that. He values actions over words anyway. To those he treasures, he will do small gestures for them like cooking their favorite foods or taking them out on a ride on his motorcycle. He doesn’t expect the same in return since you’re bad at comfort, all he wants for you is that you’re doing well. 

As for your interests, Courier can’t say that he enjoys all of them, but if you ask nicely, he’ll consent to playing a few rhythm games and watching your favorite animes. However, he’ll jump at the chance for some physical exercise. You might have to teach him lacrosse, but he’ll probably thrash you at volleyball. There’s just something cathartic about spiking balls at your enemy’s side of the court with deadly precision that gets him excited. 

In return for all of your enthusiasm concerning your interests, Courier will take you around his bike, teach you how to cook, and walk you around the city to see some of the prettier sights that Kansai has to offer. (Before you ask, no, he’s not doing it because he thinks you’re a good friend. Why would you think that? He just wants to return the favor when you share the most vulnerable parts of your life to him).

Bonus: A good way to annoy Courier is to play Christmas music nonstop months before the actual Christmas date. He’ll threaten to run you over with his bike, but it’s worth it seeing the annoyed look in his eyes because he doesn’t mean it. 

To sum it all up, you and Courier have the foundations for a great, lasting friendship. Just be sure to communicate, lest there be misunderstandings!

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AKUDAMA DRIVE MASTERLIST

[obsessivevoidkitten]

Rizz is like when your able to “rizz a person up” essentially your’re able to get them to see romantic interest in you. so if a guy got a girl to give her snap to him, people would call that “W Rizz” because the guy got a girl to show Interest  in him.

Oooo, okay. Thank you for the in depth explanation with an example.

[endless-brainrot]

don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio+ backup ratio + yb better + you take fucking redpills and say that its and to "socialize" + you have no social credit + BING CHILLING + super idol 105 C is the best musical performance in the whole history of mankind + Adolf Hitler (German: [ˈadɔlf ˈhɪtlɐ] (About this soundlisten); 20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945) was an Austrian-born German politician who was the dictator of Germany from 1933 until his death in 1945. He rose to power as the leader of the Nazi Party,[a] becoming the chancellor in 1933 and then assuming the title of Führer und Reichskanzler in 1934.[b] During his dictatorship, he initiated World War II in Europe by invading Poland on 1 September 1939. He was closely involved in military operations throughout the war and was central to the perpetration of the Holocaust, the genocide of about six million Jews and millions of other victims + don't care + didn't ask + you're white + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + repeat + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + slight_smile + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + sex offender + not okay + glhf + problematic + GOOF the famous rapper has gone diamond on his album "ON DA SKATEBOARD" + can i get a Chick-fil-a Chicken Sandwich and a Spicy Chicken Sandwich + FAMOUS RAPPER GOOF JUST GROOMED A CHILD IN REAL LIFE HE WAS ACTUALLY THE ZAMN GUY ALL ALONG + black person + white person + mexican person + squid game person + left wing + right wing + chicken wing+ you fell off + ratio + you're white + you're british + who asked + no u + deez nuts + radio + do

6/10 a classic

[bloodydeanwinchester]

OKAY BUT LITERALLY WHEN SAMMY TELLS MICHAEL WELL THIS TIME I’LL PROTECT YOU BUD. EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE A VAMPIRE YOUR’RE STILL MY BROTHER. 😭😭😭