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badolmen · 11 months ago

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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.

#ra speaks #personal #JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians #obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7 #fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background #my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated #by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods #edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.

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protrudingribs · 1 month ago

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tccbrat · 2 months ago

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Hi #yaoi

#zero day #army of two #caldre #andre and cal #andre kriegman #cal gabriel #zero day 2003 #zeroday #tccblr #teeceecee #tcc edit #gay faggot #?

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m4chinegun · 7 months ago

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zero day edit!!!

#zero day #zero day movie #army of two #zero day 2003 #zero day edit #andre and cal #andre kriegman #cal gabriel #caldre #ben coccio

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soranatus · 25 days ago

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TRICK, formerly known as CT-3301, is a consummate soldier who loves games of chance. His laconic wit masks a haunted heart LUCO BRONC, an incendiary, sharp-tongued sniper, he defended his home of Umbara during the Republic invasion, and who still hasn't forgiven the Republic for invading his homeworld In Star Wars: Zero Company (2026)

#I’m convinced these two hate fucked #star wars #star wars zero company #swzc #trick #clone trooper trick #clone trooper #luco bronc #umbaran #my edit #starwarsedit #swedit #starwarszerocompanyedit #zerocompanyedit #swzcedit #swsource #starwarsblr #star wars games #zero company

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aqw1r3 · 9 months ago

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yuh

#zero day #andre kriegman #calvin gabriel #cal gabriel #army of two #cal and andre #caldre #my edit #edit #fyp #tumblr fyp

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nookisms · 1 year ago

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Wo. Low quality 02 t-pose be upon thee.

Masterpost

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thedemonlady · 6 months ago

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EMILY & MIKE in "TWO FACED"

#Emily Armstrong #Mike Shinoda #Joe Hahn #Linkin Park #Two Faced #From Zero #my gif #my edit #☆- Goddesses of Metal -☆

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swallowedabug · 2 months ago

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ANJANA VASAN as Mary Aldin ⟶ Towards Zero, Episode 1 (2025)

#anjana vasan #towards zero #towards zero bbc #towards zero 2025 #mary aldin #agatha christie #perioddramaedit #anj*#alcohol cw #my edits #my gif #coloring these took years off my life #two more episodes to gif... do it for her

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cecoeur · 6 months ago

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How do you sleep at night? No one to hide behind Betrayed every alibi you had You had every chance to make amends instead you got drunk on bitterness And you still claim that you're innocent, it's sad

#daniel ricciardo #dr3 #christian horner #for the blacklists #I recognize that christian horner in a gifset is NOT the kind of content people in ricnation are looking for rn #debated posting this but fuck it #me 🤝🏼 daniel: two bitches that love a depressing song lyric #it's about breaking free from a toxic relationship and the importance of prioritizing one's own needs #and that it can take a long time to recognize the dynamics at play in those relationships #and removing yourself from that situation can be just as hard and that just kind of epitomizes daniel with christian for me #in the return to rbr I think daniel trusted that CH would at the very least be straight forward and upfront with him #even if the end result wasn't what daniel wanted or hoped for #daniel could handle not getting the rbr seat #but something he couldn't handle was the truth that the one person he believed he could trust was gaslighting him and using him #and daniel had a light bulb moment - the point where you realize that sometimes the best thing you can do for yourself is to walk away #and so he got out #also this is obviously my interpretation of a relationship that I have zero insider info on and maybe they are chill now #as always…thinking too deeply about people I don’t know in the tags #also i recognize that this song is actually about a tiktok hype house but whatever rbr are that immature so it fits #this is my first go with this type of editing in PS so if you have any tips on style and execution i'm all ears #Apparently i also owe CH an apology bc i was so sure he didn't shake daniel's hand pre-race in singapore but he actually did and i missed i #during the breakdown i was having anyway fuck him still

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wistfulwatcher · 1 year ago

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a collection of ship tag scenes myka/h.g. | otp: you'd have shot me by now

#warehouse 13 #wh13edit #beringandwellsedit #mine #edit #*#otpsl*#meme*#otp #otp: you'd have shot me by now #guess who decided to rewatch wh13 and is about to make it everyone's problem!!! sorry not sorry #i'm having Feelings tonight about myka getting one (1) vibe in her life and it's that helena is Good! like!!!!! she knew her immediately!!!#with zero justification!!!! and hg knew that myka knew!!! the unspoken and immediate understanding between these two destroys me

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zeroday-burial · 3 months ago

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this is my comeback

#zero day #cal gabriel #nicole dollanganger #cal robertson #calvin gabriel #army of two #zero day 2003 #zero day movie #zero day fanart #zero day edit

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protrudingribs · 1 month ago

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Me and who?

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tccbrat · 2 months ago

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gyess my fav artist challenge IMPOSSIBLE

#zero day #army of two #caldre #andre and cal #andre kriegman #cal gabriel #zeroday #zero day 2003 #tccblr #tcc edit #teeceecee

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m4chinegun · 7 months ago

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i dont like this edit but i fear the idea was really good

#zero day #zero day 2003 #zero day movie #zero day edit #andre kriegman #cal gabriel #andre and cal #caldre #cal robertson #ben coccio #andre keuck #army of two

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abluescarfonwaston · 1 month ago

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Fanfic writer advice thats like 'use a beta/copyeditor' is just like.

I'm sorry are you volunteering to edit my fics for Grammer/commas/whatever was so egregious that you decided this needed to be a part of your comment? Do you think it's easy to

1. Write something and then

2. Find someone to willingly edit it for free in a timely manner who will catch a meaningful amount of said things

3. Resist the urge to immediately post something when I finally finish something for once?

Like damn girl you think highly of me

#idk do some folks think people line up to beta for fics?#like i edit the shit out of those things cause i reread it when i work on it again and catch things #the last section i wrote always has the most stuff but like what can you do?#i think i knew two people who used beta readers #and it was very much a I asked my friends to help deal #like long fics its hard to ask someone to commit to a story they might not engage with to edit the whole thing (or bits over a loooong time #or a short fic if your cranking them out #at some point you ask too much you know?#some folks are silly #anyway it was a nice comment aside from that so like no shade #its just a little disconnected from this side of things #like. this fic has 21 kudos and you think i have people lining up to edit shit for me?#i repeat. 21. kudos.#i dont think my Friends finished it. and you think i could get a beta reader?#this isnt the boundaries of life and death its a fic I fully expected to have no reach because its in zero main tags

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