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[writing-passion-is-a-candle]

75K Challenge Daily Update (Instagram Edition)

https://www.instagram.com/stories/godwinokojieii/3509509944333738742?igsh=eXZkbnV1bmRmM2U=

[superhoeva]

you nudge soap one night, and he turns to you with sleepy eyes.

“s’wrong, bonnie?”

you tell him it’s nothing. you just wanted to see if he wanted a midnight snack. the man is perking up before you can explain what you meant, smiling brightly and ripping the blanket off the both of you. ignoring your sputters, soap is in between your legs in record time, only having enough patience to pull the cotton to the side before dipping his tongue straight against your clit.

“fu-johnny, i meant food. actual food…” you trail off with a gasp, hurrying to grab at his hair, the suckle of his lips force a shiver through your legs.

“fuck yer food,” he smacks, spitting on your hole, and diving back in. “got the perfect meal right here…”

(gaz's version here!)

[shushmal]

Okay but a sci-fi/futuristic au where at the very tender age of 10 Dustin codes his first ai program (I know, triggering right now, bear with me) presumably to be just an online assistant type thing to keep his mom or his adoptive brother off his back, to text his friends back so they don’t think he died in the middle of a science experiment, and to play his music while he works. To play video games with him since his friends don’t want to as much anymore.

He names it Eddie, because it’s pretty buggy in the beginning and keeps playing this ancient metal band.

Anyways Dustin doesn’t really notice that Eddie’s kind of become a little more than your regular ai assistant when Steve scowls at him and says, “Hey, your computer is being a dick to me.”

When he looks, he realizes Eddie’s chat algorithm has evolved to include personality. So Dustin, being the responsible scientist he is, absolutely helps it evolve more. And swears Steve to secrecy. Steve luckily loves Dustin and doesn’t want him sent to jail.

By the time he’s packing for university, Eddie had cultivated his own developed voice, a sprite for himself to show up at inopportune times, and a near decade-long beef with his brother.

“Dustin! Your robot is being a bitch to me again!”

“Your music sucks Steve-o, that’s not bitching, that’s facts,” Eddie’s voice calls from a near by speaker, sounding deeply pleased with himself.

“He’s not a robot,” Dustin groans for what feels like the millionth time. Yet, he adds internally, however. He is going to school for biomechanics for a reason.

So, of course, being the responsible scientist, Dustin makes an illegal android.

And just to piss Steve off more, he makes Eddie taller than him.

And Eddie, who has become Dustin’s closest friend, is overwhelmed and over joyed. They spend months just hanging out, introducing Eddie to his friends. It’s great. Eddie is so much like a real person that Dustin kind of forgets he’s not.

So of course Eddie reminds him in the worst way.

A few weeks of avoidance and hijinks later finds Dustin in his spare bedroom, hands over his eyes, screeching "please tell me you did not fuck my brother?" followed very quickly by "please tell mE YOU DID NOT FUCK MY ILLEGAL ROBOT."

[potato-lord-but-not]

Potato Lord I am a big fan of your Picrew. I often have used it in the past to design the Muppets as if they were real human people. I wish Kermit could be a real person sometimes because I think he would have kind and soft eyes and he would hold me with his human muppet hands and tell me everything would be okay

got this back in March and never replied. but here we are because I didn’t realize I was in the presence of a celebrity. Godspeed. never send me things.

[waddingham]

—the mirror crack'd from side to side

[samglyph]

Arthur Lester manages to win dad of the year on a technicality.

[vile-br4t]

10 ways from Sunday you’ll wanna kill her

[marggri]

Ground dragons!

[bloomingnewwrld]

Lover to lover

[phonification]

ive been thinking about taco and balloon forming a little alliance post s1/ pre s2 where they'd (begrudgingly) work together planning on how to break into hotel OJ to steal stuff to take back to their makeshift camp like food, blankets, pillows, etc,,, anything that could be useful to them

[odd-chips]

So I've been teasing this character in my tags/posts for a while, and she's finally hereeee. Anyways WHOOPS, another self indulgent Lethal Company character who is basically the Wario version of [Cap'n]!

Meet Echo and her crewmates: Orion (goggle'd circle-shaped one), Spade (short one with big arms), and Guy (shapely GNC one). Being the opposite of Cap'n's crew, they're all men EXCEPT for Echo!

At first, she started out as a grown woman having a one-sided, very pathetic beef with Cap'n, but she evolved into an angry teenager who projects all of her issues onto someone who literally doesn't know she exists (and subsequently does something horrible to herself to rectify this weird beef). Did it work? Well no, come on, look at her, now she's even worse GOKJDFMKDF

And when I say "one-sided", I mean it. Genuinely Cap'n doesn't know who she is, like, at all. I think the first time they meet will be the inevitable werewolf fight between the two of them when things get out of hand.

Anyways I love the kidnapper fox, but alas, she was too swag for this world, RIP to a real one that lasted a month and a half. u_u)!!

[writing-passion-is-a-candle]

2nd Third of November Recap (75K Challenge)

Another recap post to celebrate the end of the third of November! Please check it out and tell me what you think!

Hello, everyone! Another third of November has bit the dust! Let me give you a blow-by-blow and celebrate my progress on each of what I’ve been working on: Reading Christine: I’ve read all of Part One like a reader, and at the time of writing this, I’ve finished reading Chapter 25, the 6th chapter of Part Two! I’ll start reading Part One like a writer tonight, and my Part One Analysis post…

[papathe5th]

Papa V Perpetua, performing KTGG: You want a kiss?

Papa Zero, watching the recording over Frater Imperator’s shoulder: That’s my boy!

Frater Imperator: We’re gonna have to kill the new guy, Judith!

Judith, hiding the phone she uses to talk to [REDACTED]: Boss, I’m just the social media—

Frater Imperator, covering his ears upon hearing the forbidden two words: UGHHHAAAGHHH!

[megumiluvv]

Brother’s Babysitter AU Masterlist

Choso x slightly fem!reader Full Masterlist

I try to keep it gender neutral but sometimes I slip into fem (sorry!!)

☆ means personal favorite

Initial idea

When he’s off work (+ Gojo mention)

Picnic (ft. Gojo and Megumi)

Yuji’s end-of-school party (ft. Yuki)

Roller skating (req)

Unckuna’s Visit part 2 3 4 5

Fireworks

☆Sick

Park (ft. Gojo and Megumi)

☆Dance

Wearing his shirt

Shoe shopping for Yuji

Hide and seek

Doctor’s appointment

Night

☆Just the boys

☆Teaching him how to bake

Teaching you how to skateboard

Road trip

Ice skating (req)

Yuji’s “All About Me” assignment (kechizu and eso mention)

Mall with friends (no Choso or Yuji)

Makeup

“Married” (req)

I Went On A Date With My Brother’s Babysitter

Halloween!!

Little things

I Slept With My Brother’s Babysitter

Hair

Christmas!!

Pillow Fort

Valentine’s Day

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@jasminelee324 @t-candy @luvdella

[raedas]

they didnt even let them be silly….

[poetdept]

ROBERT DOWNEY JR. in LESS THAN ZERO (1987) dir. Marek Kanievska