#zombie and puppet child au

[zombie-and-puppet-child]

One of the running jokes I have with myself while working on this AU is that in the background of everything the FNAF YouTubers are working as dayshift employees for the Pizzaplex

And this specific image got stuck in my brain so I just had to draw it

[askgravityfallsed]

THE YEAR IS 2019… WELCOME TO GRAVITY FALLS: ETERNAL DEVOTION AU Return To The Falls RP Edition

Related accounts set in 2012: @formerquestionmarkmp, @dippers-guide-to-the-strange, @pocketsfullofglitter, @queenplatinumpaz2012.

CHARACTER INFORMATION:

Mason “Dipper” Marth Pines:

Age: 19 years old

Pronouns: He/They

Identity: Bisexual, Non-Binary

Fiancé: Paz Southeast

Online College Student

Stoner

Well known ghost hunter in the area

Mabel David Pines:

Age: 19 years old

Pronouns: She/It/Pink/Meow/Oink

Identity: Cis, Aroace

Shroom addict (Don’t tell mom!)

Sells knitted sweaters and scarves, as well as Kandy bracelets, on Etsy

Pastel Goth/Scene mixture… I don't know either man.

Stanley Caryn McGucket-Pines:

Age: 67 years old

Pronouns: He/Him

Identity: Cis Bisexual

Husband: Fiddleford McGucket-Pines

Usually out sailing with Ford and Fidds

Kept his mullet in honor of his nieces old nickname

Owns five “#1 Dad” Mugs. Four from Soos, one from his niece.

Stanford Filbrick Pines:

Age: 67 years old

Pronouns: He/It (Only uses it due to Bills effect on him)

Identity: Cis Gay

Space Divorced TM both Fidds and Bill on separate occasions

Formerly brainwashed by Bill- barely resisting getting back together with him

Can not handle The Lust TM

Paz Elliot Southeast:

Age: 19 years old

Pronouns: He/Him

Identity: Bisexual Transgender

Fiancé: Mason Pines

Only recently found out he was trans- binds and cut his hair, but that’s about it

Steals Dippers clothes a lot. They’re his now actually.

Will never, ever admit to being the bottom of the relationship even if they’ve been together six years and it’s obvious as fuck.

Working for Greasys Diner

Jesus “Soos” Ramírez:

Age: 29 years old

Pronouns: He/Him

Identity: Cishet

Wife: Melody Ramírez

Stan is his dad figure, duh

Melody and him have a son named Diego

Cried like a baby the first time the twins referred to him as their uncle

Wendy Blerble Corduroy:

Age: 22 years old

Pronouns: She/He

Identity: Cis Bisexual Lesbian

Dippers weed dealer. Why are you shocked

Barely looks any different than she looked at age fifteen… except she ties her shirt into a crop top to show off her stomach tattoo of an axe.

Hottest lesbo on the block, according to nobody but her friend group

Robert “Robbie” Stacy Valentino:

Age: 23 years old

Age During Death: 15 years old

Pronouns: He/Him

Identity: Cis, Bi-curious (will not admit this)

Somehow befriended Paz. Neither know how nor want to admit it, but they have movie nights where they do each others nails and makeup and cry to metal music.

Zombie. Walking corpse even. Yep, we’re leaning into THAT old theory.

Still beefing with Dipper for literally no reason. Even Dipper doesn’t hate him at this point he just likes annoying him. They’re like brothers honestly.

Gideon Charles Gleeful:

Age: 17 years old

Pronouns: She/Her

Identity: Trans lesbian

Ex-Ciphertology child cultist

Despite this she still cries over the fact that Bill finds her annoying

She can’t really find anything to do with herself anymore since weirdmaggedon and highschool so she’s really fucking bitter.

Fiddleford Hadron McGucket-Pines:

Age: 69 years old (haha funny number)

Pronouns: He/Him

Identity: Cis Gay

Husband: Stanley McGucket Pines

Him and Emma May were actually beards- still occasionally in contact.

Was forced into a polyamorous marriage with Bill and Ford- eventually divorced them for MANY reasons

Seriously this guys got some BAD C-PTSD to be honest

Martha Winona Pines:

Age: 38 years old

Pronouns: She/Her

Identity: Cis Aromantic Bisexual

Ex-Husband: David Patterson

Has even WORSE C-PTSD from being Bills former puppet for like seven ish years

Literally so fucking grumpy about his return but NOBODY will let her murder him so she’s decided on verbal assault

Loves her kids soooooo so much

Calls Stan “Uncle Mullet”

William “Bill” Lu Cipher:

Age: ??????????????????? centuries old.

Pronouns: He/They/It- anything masculine or gender neutral

Identity: What a boring concept

Former triangle, now human for redemption- can only reincarnate if fully reformed, though he will never fully be forgiven for what he’s done, so he’s stuck this way til this body dies.

Can’t use his powers anymore- not even floating, which he hates a LOT

Misses Ford soooooo much…. Fucking loser.

BOUNDARIES:

13+ interactions only

Currently Gideon is still a minor, and I’m only a teenager, so please keep the NSFW to a minimum. Suggestive is fine, though.

DNI inc3st/p3do proshippers, p3do/m4p, transph0bic, hom0phobic, or r4cist people. You are not welcome here.

Please be respectful to me, the mod. You can be mean to characters, not to me. I do not appreciate hostility

Here and Here are the Casting Call links for the Eternal Devotion podcasts, please consider helping out with voice acting or even writing!

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Sams zombie apocalypse team meme

team leader: moon

Brawler: monty

Brains: ruin

Medic: earth

Speed fighter: jack

Mascot: Frank

Lookout: Gemini

Craftsman / repairman: solar

Cook: kill code

Sharp shooter: lunar

Weapon expert: Eclipse

Child: Charlie

Gardener: Sunny

Tech specialist: moonie

scientists: good creator

Get away driver: sun

Morale booster: Francis

Demolitist: Taurus

Scout: nebula

Melee specialist: Eaps monty

Stealth expert: Female eclipse

Marksman: puppet

Tactician: solar's moon

Loveable: solar's sun

Guy who dies first: fan girl

Explosive expert: Nexus

Serial killer: blood moon

Paranoia: Servent sun

Vehicle specialist: fem Monty

strategist: dark sun

First blood: mikuo

Resident dumbass: blue

Self sacrifice: Solar flare

@goodolddumbbanana @catspawcreates @ikamigami @sillyzone1209 @multifandomcutie13 @doodledrawz @dolce-cerise @lednet-sorrow-au-blog @weirdcoregal35 @clowny-core

[empressgeekt]

Trolls - Accidental Knight and the end of the world (Field of Forget-me-nots au - what if?)

Okay, so this is a what if off of second movie of the FoF au (this post), where Barb won. This was inspired by the fic "The Beginning of the End" by AnimationFan2006 on Ao3. Pls go give it a read. I highly recommend that anyone go to look at the rest of the Field of Forgetmenots au.

Now onto the plot!

Unlike in the canon au, Poppy fails to stop Barb when she and Keith escape from their cell. Rockers would swarm the stage, re-capturing the Pop Queen and trolling. Though, The Rock trolls are under the assumption that Keith is Poppy and Branch's son, so Barb decides not to turn Poppy into a rock zombie right away. With the pop "heir" under her control, the queen of rock thinks that she could raised Keith to be her puppet. Turning the kid's supposed mom in front of him would be counterproductive. She could hold Poppy's fate over Keith's head and use it to manipulate the trolling. All while slowly driving Poppy insane by taunting her with the Zombifed Branch.

However, Barb's plan doesn't get to far. Hickory feeling bad for hurting Poppy, Branch and Keith, turns traitor. He can't get to Poppy with her cell always being guarded, but he can get to Keith. The yodler would free the trolling along with Tresillo and Wani (Their crews were sadly zombified in front of them for their betrayal). It's tense between the former bounty hunters, but Tresillo still offers for Hickory to come with them, if Barb were to learn of his betrayal it wouldn't end well for him. Hickory declines, telling them to leave and when the time comes he'd act as their man on the inside. A seed of rebellion was planted then.

Keith would ask they go back to Pop village. While Wani and Tresillo are hesitant, since pop territory was now underneath Barb's control, they don't have anywhere else to go. The bounty hunters are shocked when Keith leads them to the bunker. Due to how hidden it was, the Rock trolls had completely missed the place. All of it's supplies and weapons untouched. When asked, Keith explains that his brother built this place in case of an emergency, and that their are tunnels to it from all over the forest. It's the perfect hideaway. And even better, hidden in a closet on the Apartment floor, the trio finds, DJ, CJ and Priscilla hiding. When the attack happened, CJ remembered what Keith had said about going to the bunker in emergencies.

For a month, our little group of survivors make due. Keith stepped up in ways a child really shouldn't, but the adults couldn't really stop him. None of them knew the bunker or surrounding forest like Keith. He knew where to find food, how the traps worked and where they were, and the kid was an amazing shot with his tiny bow. They get into a routine, Wani, Tresillo, and Keith would be the ones to go outside, either for supplies or to ward away Rock troops. While DJ would stay in the Bunker with the other kids.

They were safe, but that didn't mean they were okay. Keith had become a lot more quiet. His hobbies left forgotten in favor of surviving. Branch had never even wanting think of a possibility that Keith would have to take care of himself so young, but he also knew that he needed to teach Keith how to survive, so if something did happen, then Keith wouldn't have to learn through trial and error like Branch did. Keith took every on of those lessons to heart, and now he had to use them. Still it didn't stop the trolling from crying himself to sleep in his big brother's bed every night.

The other's notice Keith's change in personality, and try to help. CJ, Priscilla and DJ, trying to cheer him up, but it doesn't work and just makes Keith mad. Wani and Tresillo, were very concerned when they ask why they chose the cheering up approach, DJ just says that's how the Pop tribe deals with loss. Party it away. Neither of them are impressed, but their less forceful attempts at helping Keith aren't any more successful.

Meanwhile, outside of Pop forest, Barb had launched an assault on lands beyond troll Kingdom. Bridget and Gristle are shocked, first off their are more troll tribes, second these trolls are ready to kill them. Thankfully BergenTown has a large metal wall around its borders and a good defense system, the Rock forces can't take over for now. Bridget has tried hundreds of ways to get in contact with Poppy, but she hasn't gotten an answer. Gristle had to convince her not to leave the city to search for their friends herself, it hurt but he couldn't let her put herself at risk when they don't know what had happened. For now they'd be okay, they just needed to hold out until they had more information.

The same couldn't be said for Mount Ragous or Vacay Island. While technologically advanced, Mount Ragous was still vulnerable. Rock trolls would use the large speakers around the city against the populace, hacking them and using the sound system to transport their powercords. Destorying everything and killing everyone in their path. However, this tragedy, gave at least one of the populace a chance of freedom. Floyd would be let out by Crimp once the attack started, both of them escaping the building through the vents, and eventually the city. Or Crimp escapes the city carrying Floyd. The building would crumble as they fled, and Floyd would pass out from exhuastion after a cave in. Neither of them see the Twins again. Mount Ragous fell to the Rock trolls.

Vacay Island, never even knew the word of war, but they suddenly find themselves threatened. Bruce and Brandy, would hear of the conquest over the radio and they begin preparing for an attack. The woman and children of the Vacationers would take boats and flee their home. Not telling anyone even the family left behind, where they were going. Bruce kisses his wife and children good by, giving them the radio so they would know when it was safe to come home, and making them swear never to tell anyone that their father was a pop troll. The last thing they needed was this Queen of Rock hunting their children due to their heritage. All those left on the island, form a militia, getting ready for the inevitable attack. It's a pretty poor attempt, even Bruce would admit that, but Vacationers barely argued so it's no shock that most of them couldn't fight well. When the attack comes, they're quickly over run by Rock trolls and rock Zombies, Zombified techno trolls rising from the water and land roaming ones invade from the jungle, boxing them in. Bruce would watch in horror as his home was burned to the ground by corrupted fellow trolls. He would've died there, if it wasn't for an armadillo bus bursting onto the slaughter field.

John Dory has had a very chaotic month. He had been up in the neverglades when he heard the announcement over his radio. The pop trolls had survived, only to be slaughtered at the hands of a second tribe. At first he's mad at himself for losing hope and not searching harder, but he doesn't get to be upset at himself for long. The Neverglades were quickly seized by the Rock forces, Anglerbus would fly over, and Zombies were released into the trail. John's life is turned into a never ending fight once more. He hates using his Machette on the Zombies, they didn't chose to become this, but he has to be at peace with it. It's their lives or his, and he can't die until he knows if his brothers are alive or not. Though, their is this underlying fear that one day the Zombie at the end of his blade would be his own family. John lives in this state until, a spiky haired Rock troll find him and begs him for help.

In Volcano Rock City, Hickory hasn't been slacking. He still hasn't found a way to get the prisoners free, but he's working on it. And in the meantime, he has found and Ally. Demo never agreed with the whole conquering tribes thing, but he never said anything after all, the Rock trolls liked his organizational skills not his political opinions. He keeps silent for his own safety, but the guilt of now speaking up grows everyday. He wants to scream for everything to stop but he can't. When Hickory approaches him with an "out of town" mission, give a letter to one of his brother's friends in the Neverglades, Demo takes it. He needs an escape. Val is a little suspicious of him leaving, but doesn't think to much of it. Once in the neverglades it's like he can breath again, Demo could let out the guilt, and no longer feel like he needs to hide who he is to protect himself for a moment. It takes him a few days to find, this "John Dory", but never in his life did Demo think that his life would have been ended by a Pop troll with a machette.

John Dory is not very welcoming to the Rock troll at first. However, he feels a little bad when the troll passes out at the sight of his sword. The rock troll would be around Bitty B's age now, and John didn't want to scare him that bad. Still on safety's side, he tries up the stranger, and goes through his bag. To john surprise, inside he finds music records and tapes from other tribes (all of which were in wonderful condition), and a letter addressed to him. He isn't sure who Hickory was until the letter mentioned Dickory. John wouldn't say he was all that close with the yodlers, after all him and Dickory were only drinking buddies, but he'd treasure that note. Inside was information that Hickory had gathered in the past month. Battle plans, schedules, a map of the tribe location. This was a start of a rebellion and John would not let this go to waste. He's a little skeptical when the letter went on to ask him not to kill Demo and that the troll didn't side with his queen, but the well cared for records are proof that he didn't hate other music. Demo would come too, tied up, and after a quick interrogation, John Dory lets him come along. It also helps that Demo was very interested in hearing about Brozone. Even if the band had ended in disaster, John was still proud of his and his brothers' art, and it felt good to be apricated again. They head out to Vacay Island hoping to arrive before the invasion and warn the locals.

Bruce is shocked, but incredibly happy, when John Dory finds him. Sure, he doesn't forget about everything that went down, but he's too relieved to care. He hadn't seen any of his family in a long time, his brothers even longer. The brothers reunite with and embrace, and John pulls Bruce into Rhonda for safety. Bruce is initially worried about Demo's presence, but eventually he understands that Demo doesn't side with the conquest and was like them with no where to go. John explains that Demo brought him a connection to a man on the inside and if they play there cards right they could form a rebellion and stop the Rock trolls. Bruce wants to think John's being optimistic but he needs hope at the time, and thankfully the topic of discussion shifts to his name change and family shortly after. John tries to go back for Bruce's family, but Bruce stops him saying that even he doesn't know where they hid, in case he was capture and they wanted information out of him. When Demo asks what to do next, Bruce wants to find the rest of their brothers. John says their likely dead or captured. Demo suggests they could look around Pop village, maybe someone got away. With no better plan, they head towards pop village.

Floyd wakes up in a makeshift nest made from tattered Rageon socks, and is very confused. Crimp catches him up, the attack, how he passed out, how she found a house that wasn't fully destroyed and took shelter there, how he had been asleep for 4 days with a fever. Crimp is frazzled, more then usual, but against all odds she's trying to be cheerful in the apocalypse. Floyd is still horribly sore, tired and starving, and he does managed to get a little of the food Crimp managed to find down, but he's not taking bets with sudden nausea he has. He's shocked when Crimp told him they were attacked by Rock trolls, as far as Floyd knew King Thrash wasn't planning on conquest, not that Floyd stuck around after realizing that Pop wasn't welcome in Rock territory. He's free and he doesn't know what to do. In the bottle day after day he'd plan what he'd do the moment he was freed. He had a full list, at the top was find his brothers. However, now he wasn't sure if looking was the best idea, if Rock was conquering the rageons what else had they attacked? There were a few rumors that the pop tribe had relocated in a forest territory north of bergen town, but Floyd was too much of a coward to go at the time, other then a mention of the Neverglades John dory's location was a mystery, and he had no clues about Spruce and Clay. Crimp tries to help him sort through his thoughts while also apologizing for not helping him out of the bottle sooner. Floyd being the fucking saint that he is forgives her, and also thanks her for sneaking him food when Velvet wasn't looking. The two team up, decided to start with Pop forest. The trip is hard on Floyd, he's weak and it's hard to run from zombies after not having much room to run in a bottle. After a few days of travel he and Crimp take shelter in a cave, and then in the middle of the night an armadillo bus comes stomping through.

John really didn't mean to get lost. Demo and Bruce both think he's stupid for holding the map upside down, and he doesn't blame them. They really did get super lost. Until...

Demo: Hey, can Rhonda track things by smell?

John: *catching on* Demo you're a genies! *runs and grabs floyd's old vest*

Bruce: what? I'm confused.

John: We're going to Track Floyd Brucey!

Bruce: Oh! How'd you come up with that?

Demo: Sometimes trolls get lost in the wastelands on predator patrol, it's standard to use the bus's nose to track them when the rockers don't want to do the paper work for a missing person's report. Still it might take awhile to find you.

John: It won't take long with this! *PResses huslte button and makes both his brother and new friend regret their life choices*

They find Floyd and some living pile of shredded paper, and their reunion is a tearful one. Floyd with all the stress of his imprisonment and escape has a full blown breakdown in his brothers arms, especially when they ask where Branch is. Crimp is left to explain everything, John initally gets mad at her when she admits that she didn't help Floyd get out right away, but his anger make Floyd worse so he cools off. With Zombies closing in, and Crimp and Demo working on the map issue they get out of there, and actually start heading towards the village.

They arrive in the forest by late morning, and it's eerily quiet, most places this close to rock territory were crawling with zombies. Afer exiting Rhonda to get a close up view, they soon get their answers as to why. Bruce triggers a trap and it netted then suspended in the Air.

John: Hold on Bruce I'm going to get you down. Hold still!

Bruce: *screams and groans as he fell*

Floyd: You okay?

Bruce: Yeah, yeah I think so.

Crimp: well looks like we know why this place is so zombie-free. This net works on a pully system, with a pressure trigger designed to trap an imoblized its catch. Someone has been capturing them.

Demo: You got all that from just a net and a string?

Crimp: Oh, sorry if I rambled. I have a degree in mechanical engineering.

Bruce: Why were you working as an assistant if you have a degree in mechanical engineering?

Floyd: Not that it isn't a good question, but I think there's a more important one. If these traps are capturing Zombies, who made them?

???: Us.

Behind the group in the low hanging bush thistles was Tresillo, Wani and Keith staring at them. Demo almost immediately recognizes them.

Demo: Wait a minute I know you. You're Tresillo and Wani, leaders of the Reggaton and K-pop bounty hunting groups. You were working with Queen Barb!

Tresillo: Key word in that sentence Rock troll, "were". Herpantalones locos reales can go shove her money up her culo.

Wani: She burned that bridge when she took our families from us.

Demo: Fair enough, and you-you're the prince

Keith looked away.

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Well I'm going to have to split this up into two parts. Hopes this helps ya'll during the Ao3 shut down!!!

[xxmia0wm4yh3mxx]

GLOOZE

(Chapter: One)

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A poorly written fic with bad grammer about my fluffy shipkid comfort au i made cuz because of one oc

Also Rogerg and My Able are here

And Queenie is alive Fuck it

Ships: Showtime, BunnyDoll, abstragedy, Checkmates

TW: Child trauma , bullying

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Pomni was roaming the corridors of the Tent, she stopped and saw The cast members gathered around in a circle, looking at something on the floor

Zooble: Ew what is that thing?

Gangle: It kinda looks like a giant booger...

Jax: Why are we staring at this thing? This is like, the least weird thing here

Kinger: Look! Look! Its moving! its Alive!

Pomni tilted her head and walked over

Pomni: What are you all doing?

Queenie turned her head to Pomni

Queenie: Pomni, Dearie! You're close to Caine, do you know what this is?

She walked over and joined the circle, on the floor was a big green splat on the floor, It like Jello in process of rotting only it was pulsating gently like a slime mold

Pomni: wah- what is this?

Kinger: we don't really know, do think its edible?

Jax: I dunno, you should Try it

Ragatha: No, No you shouldn't! You dont know what it is

Pomni: Its probably nothing, maybe I should go ask Caine-

Gangle: Look! Its moving again!

The Splat Was pulling itself together and forming a small piller, The top of it Swelled bigger and bigger like bubble, until it stood atop of a thin neck connecting it to the body, the body slouched due to the weight of the bulbous head

Everyone was staring at it with awe as the slime took form of a vaguely humanoid shape, A single, Big, Bright Orange Eye opened

???: Wah- huh?- What the- where- where am I?

The voice of a young boy came out of the slimes mouth, his one eye shooting across the room and then staring quietly the cast members, The slime meekishly backed up form the cast members

???: w-whats going on?!

His voice was shivering with anxiety and confusion

Pomni: Oh my God thats kid!

She rushed over to the Boy, his breath audibly becoming heavy

Pomni: Are you okay?! Look, I-I know this is Scary but-

She was Cut off when The Child started Screaming like a Banshee

???: WHAT THE (BLOINK!) ARE YOU PEOPLE?! WHAT AM I?! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!

The Child slinked away and splated on the floor, he quickly pulled Himself Up and slithered away, Yelling like he was being murdered

The other Circus members trying to calm him down and catch him, He crashed into a trash bin and a weird looking Muppet thing with fly wings and antenna spilled out and crashed on the floor

Rogerg: GAH- WHAT THE (HONK)?!

The muppet and the slime just stared at eachother for bit before the fly puppet thing started shouting at the top of his lungs

Rogerg: CAAAAAIINE!! THEIRS A GIANT BOOGER IS TORMENTING MY LIFE GET IT OOOUUUTTT!!!! GET IT OOUUUUUUTTTT!!!

The Slime leaped over the trash can, his body compacted into a sphere and started Bouncing all over the Circus, the Child screaming while he controllably spurng around the tent

Caine: Did Someone Called for me?!

Caine looked at the slimeball darting across the room and he grabbed him by the back of the neck, his gooey body went limp like a kitten, He sat him down on the floor, patting his head

Caine: Their you go! All better!

The boy was just silent, breathing quietly the confusion and fear still plastered on his face

Caine: You alright son? You look you've seen a ghost!

The Boy: .....Am.... Am I Dead? Because this doesn't look like heaven or Hell...

Caine chuckled and put his hand on his shoulder

Caine: No my Slimy friend! You certainly not Dead but digitally reborn! You my boy have entered A Digital world of Endless Fun and Adventure!!

The Boy perked up alittle

The boy: ....Adventure? Like... Dragons and Zombies?

Caine: Thats certainly a possibility!!

The Boy: That Sounds Sick!!

The Child's body bounced up and down, the confusion on his face turned into wonder and excitement

Caine was taken aback alittle about how Excited he was, usually new humans panicked and screamed at him when He explained the Digital world, but he was excited and even happy about His predicament

Caine: it certainly is "sick" my Boy! Let me show you around town!

He picks him up by his back againn and teleported him outside and told him all about the Grounds

The Boy: WOW! A free Carnival! They never let me in Carnivals! Awesome!

Caine: Now Thats the spirit son!! So glad you like it!

Caine teleported them back to the tent, and sat the Boy down next to the rest of the cast

They Boy: This place is epic!! I never wanna Leave!!

Caine: Love the enthusiasm Son! Im sure you'll have a great time!

The Boy: Yeah! I gotta go tell everyone about this place! There all gonna be so Jealous!!

The Boy sprinted to the door before stoping in his tracks coming to a terrifying realization

Where did he live? Where was everyone else? What was His name again? He didn't even remember what His face even looked like

He shuttered, Everything he knew was erased, his body became dead still, terror frozen on her face

He slowly turned his face back to the Ringmaster

The Boy: How..... How... Do I... Leave?

Everyone was uncomfortably silent and looking around, Jax tried to say something but Ragatha Shut him up

Pomni: Um.... Now don't freak out... but We... There isn't.... We don't Actually know....

The Boy: What Do you mean Dude?! I'm stuck here forever?!

Jax: Well yeah pretty much

Ragatha: Jax!

Jax: What? He was going to find out eventually!

The Boy was just Quiet, His pupil retracted and His mouth went agap, He started hyperventilating

The Boy: I CAN’T LEAVE?! I CAN’T GO BACK HOME?!

His Gelatinous body starting shivering which looked a bit like jiggling, his eye started watering, His breath starting coming out in shaky spruts

Pomni: Hey! Hey! It'll be okay! ...Just ...Try to... um...

Ragatha: Think Positive! Its really not so bad here!...

The Child's crying became more profuse The cast tried to comfort him, embedding the tragic reality into His Head

Caine Quietly: Not again...

Caine looked the Child With sympathy, This ALWAYS happens whenever a new human eneters and never knew what to do to help them, Only it was worse this time because It was a Child, an innocent Child who was probably missing his Parents, his friends...

Wait... Friends... Pals... Caine got an idea

Caine: WELP! Son, you certainly got yourself into a pretty psychology damaging predicament, Which means theres only One thing to do!!

The Child looked up at him, Tears still in his eyes and Cast trying to comfort him

The Boy: .....What?

Caine: Social Therapy!!

The Boy: *sniff* what?...

Caine Took his baton and summoned a closed stage curtain

Caine: I give you.... Your Psychological Aid Liaisons!!

The Curtain opened and reveled 6 younger looking cast members

Caine: Your P.A.LS!!

The Boy looked at Caine confused and then the Pals, One who was a Black Chess piece like one of the Cast members, randomly fell on his face, The Boy looks back at Caine perplexed

Caine: Thats Right! These Googly Little Guardians are here to Bring you Endless Comfort and tranquility in Your lowest points in Life! Not To mention Tons and Tons Of Fun!

The Boy: ...What?

Before The Boy could question futher a Pal ran up to him, They were Brightly colorful like the circus they were in and made of Random shapes and parts, they could hardly run due to their fragile, lopsided body, They Shook his slimey with their ribbony one

Niku: Afternoon! My name is Niku, What a wonderful day it is such a swell person such as you!

The Boy: um... Okay-

A Rabbit Ragdoll, covered in Patches, bumped into Niku, toppling them over and smashing into pieces

Patchricia: Nice to meet'cha New friend! Cupcake?

She offered him a cupcake shaped like a bunny

The Boy: Um... I-Im good

Patchricia: suit yaself!

She ate the cupcake herself, two Chess pieces wearing Pink and Blue robes walked up Him and curtsyed

Princessa: A Pleased im sure, My Name is Princessa and this my Brother Princely

Princely: Hello! I like how green you are! Im certain we will be good friends!

Princely Extended his floating hand to him, The Boy slinked away in response, Princessa it and moved Her brother out of His way

Next, A Pal with Soma cube for a Head and one green eye went up to him, their calm and professional demeanor a contrast to the cutesy sailor suit they were wearing

Qwerty: Greetings, My name is Qwerty, I am here to assist with any inquiries or tasks you may have, Please let me know how I can be of service

Their monotonous and flat voice was unsettling to him, almost creepy sounding

The Boy: Uh-huh sure...

Qwerty: Alright then

They walked away and joined the Pals Who were helping Niku put them selves back together and adding new parts to them

Patchricia: sorry bout that, I got too excited

Nikus voiced changed to one androgynous to more high pitched and feminine

Niku: *Sniffle* oh no no no its all my fwault!!

Qwerty: unreasonable reason, Patchricia was the one who pushed you

The boy just stared at the absolute absurdity of the Artificial "Intelligences" that were supposed to help him

Ragtha: Isn't this great! Look at the new friends you have!

The Boy just stared with a dumbfounded face

Caine: One... Two... Three... wait, Wheres-

M' ere!

A little tooth-headed Boy wearing orange suspenders and a striped shirt ran up to the Ringmaster with Chocolate sauce all over his face

Caine: Ah! Enock! There you are Son!

Enock: I made a Chocolate foutain In the Bafroom!

Caine: Thats great champ! Say, why don't you go say to our new friend!

Enock: New Friend?! Well Hotdog! I love New friends!

Enock looked over to The slime Boy, He was bouncing up and down with Excitement, the Boy looked at him like he had two heads instead of a tooth one

Enock ran over as fast he could, and hugged and shaked him as hard as could, Squishing His Gooey body against him

Enock: HI! My names Enock!! I like to Sing and Dance and wear suspenders with my pants... Hey that Ryhmed!! Do you like it here?! I love it here! We can love it here together! Golly Gosh! You sure are Green! Like broccoli! I dont like broccoli, But I like YOU! Also your eye is my favorite color! And!... and...

Enock noticed The Boy was absolutely terrified by his over excitement so he went quiet as everyone else

Qwerty: ...I believe you have frightened him Enock

Enock: ....im sorry...

He looked down on the floor ashamed and sad he screwed up at an introduction so badly

Pomni and Caine looked at their child sympathetically, They hated seeing him so upset

Pomni: Hey um.. Enock.. why don't you go show your New friend Around the Tent?

Caine: Great Idea Love! Enock! Go show our little green friend The Magic of The Circus!

Enock: Really!? Hotdog!!

He jumped in the air with excitement

Patchricia: aw c'mon! Why does HE getta do it!?

Ragatha: PATCHRICIA!

Patchricia: I'm Sorry!

Later Enock was walking with The Boy through the Halls of the circus and they came to a colorful door with the words 'The Learning Room' in puffy, bold letters on it,

He opened the door to show a cartoony classroom with a alphabet puzzle carpet, circle tables spread across the area, arts and crafts covered the walls and storty books on the shelves and Big chalkboard with random doodles and phrases on it

Enock: Dishisda School room! We learn lossa things here! Like scince, Engrish, maff, arts, and Gramma! imma... not very good at dat last one... or tha others... ebendo.. My uncle is the teacher... and my dad is literally god... But das Okay! Because- Hey where'd ja go?

The Boy wasn't listening to Him, He was Staring into the affirmation mirror at his own reflection, a disconcert and absolute disturbed expression looking staring back at him

The Boy: This.... This... Isn't my face... I don't look like this...

Enock tilted his head

Enock: wattdiya mean? Weren't you Born slimy?

The Boy: ..... I don't know... I... I try to remember my face... my name...

His voice became shaky

The Boy: But... But its like it never existed in the first place...

Enock: Nothing?! Na' even your friends?... or your family? An all the People who love you?....

The Boy's voice hitches and Started tearing up...

The Boy: No... I- I don't...

Enock's demeanor quickly went from happy to one of sorrow

Enock: I.... I... *gasp* I know! You wanna A hug? Dey always make everything better!

He went up to him, arms outstretched to hug the distressed Boy, But The boy slid away from Enock's kind gesture

The Boy: N-no!

He had a bothersome manner like Enock was doing something absurd or wrong, Enock put his arms down embarrassed and twiddling his nonexistent fingers

Enock: well... Do you... Do you wanna go play with other pals with me?

The Boy: .....Sure

Later, Enock took The Boy to the Pal's Clubhouse, Inside they were all sitting in a circle sharing Cookies and Chips and talking with eachother

Patchricia: So I Ended up accidentally spilling the batter all over my dress and I, like, literally Jumped six feet in the air! Now, I know it was just batter, but it was like, in that weird goop phase that I hate, Like, Slimy things are just gross and I hate them

The Boy gave Patchricia a dirty look

Patchricia: Oh! um... No offense to you of course! Im sure you're very nice and clean!

Princessa: Tch! I really don't get your obsession with everything having to be sparkly clean all the time, gosh you're so dramatic!

Patchricia: Oh really? If you're so chill bout Dirty things, why don't I go dump Trash all over your perfect, clean, sparkly room?

Princessa: oh Nonono! Please dont do that!

Niku: I Find trash quite exhilarating experience! I get to discover all sorts of new bits and pieces and rebirth them into parts! And I also I can be in the presence of My Uncle!

Princly: Oh yeah Uncle Rogerg Is awesome! Hes so sweet and nice!

Patchricia: Oh yeah! Like, I wouldn't touch him without a towl but hes awesome!

Everybody started talking about how they love Uncle Rogerg, confuseing the Boy

The Boy: wait... you're not talking about the weird Muppet thing that lives in the trash are you?

Niku: Tehe! No silly im talking about my Uncle Rogerg! He's a felt marionette that lives in the garbage

The Boy was looking at them all weird when he noticed the absence of someone

The Boy: hey, wheres the Blockhead?

Princessa: Qwerty has a Special Curriculum, apparently, their learning how to make new worlds and people!

Princely: oh Yeah! They're like the smartest person ever!

Patchricia: They can pretty much do anything

Princessa: A true Renaissanceman in the humble package of an Everyman

Enock: They are also my cousin! Didja know that?!

He shook the Boy a little

Niku: That is true Enock, but you certainly act opposite!

Patchricia: I know right? Its like your not even related at all

Enock slowly quieted down, The boy tilted his head to look at him, he looked like something distressing him was on his mind

The Boy: So... what do you guys do all day exactly?

Niku: were all here to make people happy and help them when feeling distressed

Princely: that or were at school

Patchricia: or playing minigames

The Boy: okay, cool... so what do the Adults do? Do they have Jobs? Or do they wander around aimlessly too?

Enock: OH! OH! My Dad makes them all cool adventures that they can go everyday! Hes really REALLY cool and make Cool worlds and People and Makes everybody happy! And someday Imma learn ta make em Too someday! And- And- And- When I do, imma make all sorts of cool things and make everybody happy!! And- And- And- An- An- An- ima Make all sorta kewl things like A diner Run by Talking dinosaurs and make Magic hotdogs!! And then imma make a magic Moose that tells your the darkest desires and Birds that throw up more birds and giant skeleton hands that pick up you and takes you to nirvana! or giraffes that are actually snakes!-

Enock started endlessly rambling about random weird things, he was talking so fast it started sounding like absoulte gibberish and started shaking his hands and stomping his feet

When he calmed down, He noticed everyone was looking at him like he was deranged, especially The Boy

The Boy: ....dude...What is wrong with you?

Enock meekly hid his face in his knees

Niku: So... Adventures! They're funnest!

Princessa: You know yesterday, Father told about me that they explored a Cave full of gemstones, He told me it was Magical! I wish I was there with him

The Boy: what? Can't you?

Patchricia: No, Mr. Caine said their to dangerous for us, we do get to do other things instead though

The Boy: well... im not one of you guys, so can I go?

Princely: Well im sure you figure out when Mr. Caine announces the next one tomorrow

Enock: OH! OH! You're gonna love my Dad! He's like the coolest ever!! You're gonna love him! He tells Me all sorts of smart things!

Enock started grabbed The Boy and playfully shaking him faster and faster

Enock: Like- Like- Why We should never pay taxes! Or How bathing in toothpaste is actually good for you, and it also feels nice because its minty! I like the Mango flavored one because I like mangos! Did you know Mangos and cashews are cousins? Thats because cashews come from a fru-

Enock accidentally pushed the boy onto the floor, splattering him all over the other Pals

The Boy: OW!- *Splat!*

Patchricia: EW! EW! EW! EWWWW!! ENOCK YOU CLUTZ!!

Princely: Enock, Why'd you do that?!

Enock looked absolutely humiliated, and grabbed his long eyestalks on the sides of head and covered his face and left the club house, leaving The boy a splat on the floor

At night, The boy found a little playmat to use as a blanket, He was trying to get comfy but everytime he tried to relax he oozed out of the blanket not to mention a jelly body wasn't exactly comfortable for him, He hated this body that wasn't his, he hated this place that wasn't his home, he hated all the weird and annoying people in this Dumb, stupid Circus, He just wanted to go home but he couldn't even fathom what 'home' even felt like, did he ever? Will he ever know? He curled himself underneath the blanket which he oozed out of

The Boy: Ugh! This place sucks (CAR HORN)!

Enock: How'd you dodat with your mouth?

Great, The Crazy Clown boy was back, it COULD get worse than this

Enock: Wire you sleeping onda floor?

The Boy: Go Screw yourself freak! You're making everything worse!

Instead of screwing off he sat down on the floor and scouched himslef closer to him

Enock: 何が問題なの?

The Boy: Stop! Just Stop! Everything here is so freaking weird! I just... I just wanna go home, But I dont even now what home is! I dont even remember what normal feels like and YOU being a total weirdo freakazoid IS. NOT. HELPING. So go AWAY!

The Boy: Ugh, can my life get any worse??

Enock: Do You... wanna A hug? Dey always make everything better!

He extended his arms to hug him, but he slithered away from him, His gelatinous body literally boiling and bubbling like a angry Cat hissing at a puppy, but Enock's arms were still extended

Enock: C'mon! It'll help!

The boys body sizzled louder, making the blanket burn off his body

Enock: ... pretty please?

Pomni far away: Ennie! Its Time for Bed!

Enock hesitated to leave for a bit, before sprinting away to his room, The boy continued helplessly to try to get comfortable on the hard floor, He felt his eye start to water and he started to weep, he didn't know why he was here, or what this place even his he just wanted to go home,

but... did he know even know home was?

END OF CHAPTER 1

Part 2

[4rainynite]

Scooby Doo x Goosebumps

This better be some universal foreshadowing that we're getting a Scooby and Goosebumps crossover or I'll be so mad!

This week while I was in Barnes & Nobles I came across this and almost cried from joy. I'm a huge fan of Scooby- Doo and Goosebumps so this was just perfection. I know this was most likely a setup from leftover Halloween stuff, but I love it (also give the person a raise for the idea)!

Headcanon Time/ Scooby Doo x Goosebumps AU:

The Mystery INC is called by an anonymous benefactor to help find some missing people (mainly children) in a small town.

The gang jump to it since they love mysterious, but they love helping people more.

Once they arrive in the small town they begin investigating and hear strange stories around town for example: an evil dummy coming to life, a witch who grants terrible wishes, haunted mask that attach to people and turn them evil, cameras that predict omens, and so on.

At first the gang thinks it's another hoax and real estate plot, but the stories sound eerily familiar like something out of a 1980's -90's children horror book series.

The townsfolk don't trust Scooby - Doo due to his abilities to do things a normal dog can't possible do: speak human language, cook, dance, the works. This hurts Scooby and makes him start doubting himself (how dare you townspeople!).

The gang then investigate a writer who half the town think is responsible due to the kidnappings are similar to the horror novels he writes. When they meet the writer it's none other than *drumroll* R.L. Stine (who plays himself in the movie fanfic).

Mystery Inc: It's famous children's horror writer, R.L. Stine!

At first Velma is excited to meet the famous R.L.Stine, but after her encounter with Ben Ravencroft, she fears he'll be the same as Ben. Until -

R.L. Stine: So, you've met Mr. Ravencroft. How was he?

Velma: (Gloomy) I was excited to finally meet one of my favorite writers. Only to be disappointed when he turned out to be evil.

R.L. Stine: Yep! I met him before, he's a huge jerk! You should've met Stephen King aka the 'Adult horror writer of Goosebumps'.

Velma: *Perks up*

R.L. Stine reveals that he called them, and he is the cause of what is going on due to bunch of works he never finished/ can't find the ending for a current story from his old typewriter he had since he was nine, and if he can't come up with an ending soon things will get worse. The gang don't believe him and think all the rumors around town about him being the kidnapper are getting to him. The gang stays with R.L. Stine's place during the investigation and Scooby and Shaggy come across certain items from the Goosebumps, Fear Street, The Nightmare Room, and The Haunting Hour franchise. Scooby and Shaggy come across Slappy in his inactive state and unknowingly read his spell.

The next day Stine's home is trashed with a message in blood (or ketchup) reading: SLAPPY'S BACK!

Slappy (played by Jack Black or Cal Dodd) plans to possess Stein to bring a new era of horror to the world. He's been bringing all the monster/villains to life and the real world and framing Stine for the crimes.

Slappy: Hello papa, I'm back!

R.L. Stine: Slappy!

Slappy: That's right. Ooh! I see you got some friends and their dog.

Scooby: Rog rhere?

Shaggy: Check it out Scoob, the puppet really is haunted.

Daphne: Yeah, I guess we were due an evil dummy sooner or later.

Slappy: (Flabbergasted) W-what? You're not scared of me?

Fred: No offense Mr. Slappy, but we've dealt with real monsters before.

Velma: Zombies, cat-people cultist, witch's ghost, aliens, virus monsters, the list goes on and on.

Shaggy: Me and Scooby here even taught at a monster school once.

Scooby: Reah!

Slappy: Wow! I just met you people and I hate you already.

The gang and Stine recruit now adults Carly Beth, Danny Anderson, Hannah Fairchild (ghost child), and a few others to help end Slappy's reign.

There's an epic battle and the find a way to defeat Slappy and return everything to normal. R.L. Stein and the gang are cleared of all charges and are now heroes to the town!

It wouldn't be Goosebumps without a twist - Slappy survives and with his own typewriter he begins writing his own series. His first book is of the original Goosebumps series with an image of Mystery Inc. and R.L. Stine in the Mystery Machine with looks of terror on their faces.

[th3w00ds]

The Egos as Magnus Archives Fear Avatars

Hello ego enjoyers, I'm once again back on my AU bullshit! Or simply just me rambling on about these character's funky little vibes and assigning them TMA fears they'd probably be avatars of based on nothing but vibes. Possibly their lore, too, if they have it. -Markiplier Egos-

Darkiplier, Avatar of The Dark: This one was an obvious choice! Dark(iplier) shares the same name/nickname as The Dark, and in my opinion it really makes sense with how his character is. My other two options were either The Stranger or The Web, but I decided to go with The Dark.

Wilford, Avatar of The Spiral: I thought that The Spiral fit really well with how Wilford is, considering the Spiral is all about the world not being as it seems and general madness, like how Wilford is.

Host, Avatar of The Eye: The Eye is a perfect fit for Host, because he can see everything going on despite being blind, and seems generally very knowledgable. I also think that The Eye fits with Host because he's a podcast host, and that's very similar to the case logs of The Magnus Archives.

Google, Avatar of The Extinction: This one fit mainly because of his vibes, and his "secondary objective is to destroy mankind" thing. Google just seems like a very Extinction-y android, and given the chance, I feel like he'd gladly serve The Extinction to fulfill his secondary objective.

Yancy, Avatar of The Stranger: Okay, I admit, this one was pretty much entirely based on his vibe. I didn't really think Yancy fit any one of the Fears exactly, so I went with The Stranger as I feel like Yancy sort of has its vibe? Also The Desolation for some reason.

Actor, Avatar of The Web: Even in his lore, Actor is very Web aligned to me. He manipulates, schemes, and is generally just an asshole. Actor orchestrated the entire night of WKM, and I think that's a very The Web thing of him to do. Also control is also very prevalent in his character.

Annus, Avatar of The End: If Unus Annus taught us one thing, it was that everything ends. I think that's all that's needed for Annus's explanation.

(Jacksepticeye, Crankgameplays/Ethan Nestor, MatPat and NateWantsToBattle egos under the cut)

-Jacksepticeye Egos-

Anti, Avatar of The Slaughter: Originally, I was going to do The Web, which I still think fits really well for Anti, but I thought that The Slaughter fit more. This is because Anti is, y'know, very aggressive, and even slit his (C!Jack's?) own throat in his first appearance.

Marvin, Avatar of The Eye: This one was majorly based on vibes, and I felt that Marvin had the most Eye vibes out of the Entities. He knows a lot about magic, too.

Jameson Jackson, Avatar of The Web: I was gonna go with The Eye initially for JJ. However, I thought with his theme in some of his videos of being a puppet connected by strings and being manipulated, I think he'd be an unwilling Avatar of The Web.

Chase Brody, Avatar of The Lonely: Considering in his lore he's divorced his wife and left his child, possibly killed them or somehow lost them... ("I lost the only two people that ever mattered to me") Yeah I think it's safe to say he'd be an Avatar of The Lonely.

Robbie the Zombie, Avatar of The Extinction: Another option for Robbie I had was The End, but with him being a zombie and all, I thought that The Extinction was just a better thematic fit I guess. I also was considering The Corruption.

Jackie, Avatar of The Corruption: This Fear is a little bit of a reach, but I thought that he had the vibes of The Corruption the most out of all the Fears. Jackie in my opinion doesn't really fit with any of them exactly, so I just went with the one I felt like for him. Maybe it's a representation of him getting "corrupted" by his hero work?

Henrik, Avatar of The End: He's a doctor, and has let his patients die before. Henrik is even called the "Doctor of Death." So I think that he's a good fit for being an Avatar of The End.

-Crankgameplays/Ethan Nestor Egos-

Unus, Avatar of The End: Two End Avatars in a row! Again, same logic as Annus being an Avatar of The End. Unus Annus was made to teach us that everything comes to an end, and to cherish the life we have.

Blank, Avatar of The Lonely: I think that The Lonely fits him well, since Blank is the manifestation of Ethan's depression and anxiety. I have a headcanon that he tends to avoid crowds and lots of people like the plague, so The Lonely is a good fit for my version of him too.

Mad Mike, Avatar of The Spiral: He sells drugs in ice cream, and some of those have to have to have some psychedelic affects. I think that he'd be an Avatar of The Spiral largely because of his drug business, and that he's probably somewhat crazy.

-MatPat Egos-

Mad, Avatar of The Desolation: Mad is insane, loves fire, and canonically (if we're calling William Afton in FNAF: The Musical MadPat, which I am) burned himself badly. I think he'd be a poster child of an Avatar of The Desolation. He'd enjoy watching something burn from the outside, knowing that someone's livelihood is being destroyed too.

The Detective, Avatar of The End: My memory of ETN is quite rusty, but I believe he died multiple times and came back once only to permanently die, right? I also get The End vibes from him in general.

The Hermit, Avatar of The Vast: I would've gone with The Lonely because he's trapped alone on an island in the middle of nowhere in the ocean, but because it's in the middle of the ocean, I went with The Vast instead. Hermit just kind of gives The Vast vibes to me.

-NateWantsToBattle Egos-

Natemare, Avatar of The Web: To be honest, I couldn't really decide on a fear for him to be an Avatar of. It was between The Web and The Vast, mainly. For him, I think it's majorly because of him being a siren and being able to control people if he wants to with his voice, and that seems very Web aligned to me.

Phantom, Avatar of The Stranger: Again, I couldn't really decide on one for Phantom. I thought that The Stranger fit his vibe the most, so I went with that. The other option was The Web, but since I already have Natemare as an Avatar of The Web I thought that Phantom should be an Avatar of a different Fear.

Bones, Avatar of The Hunt: This is mainly for my version of him. He's a revenant, constantly in pain and usually very angry. I think he'd like to take it out on others in a Hunt-like way, rather than a Slaughter-like way if that makes sense. His type of violence and killing isn't mindless, it isn't random, it's planned to hurt in as many ways as it can, to cause people the most pain before dying in an attempt to soothe his own pain.

Sharper, Avatar of The Flesh: I thought that he'd be an Avatar of The Flesh since in my interpretation of him/version of him, Sharper is a cyborg. I based that off the scene in the Take Me Anywhere music video where he has an injury with metal and wires and stuff under his skin, then I thought that he would work well as a Flesh Avatar since he might not like that he's (at least partially) still made of flesh and bone instead of fully robot or fully human.

Thank you for reading, everyone! Have a good day/night!

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

Okay I'm sick can't draw it but I am gonna stream of conciousness post about FNaF Bloodborne AU (by character) GO!!!

Mikey: The whole being a zombie thing makes sense with the Hunter's Dream or whatever so I can see him being connected to that. Beast's embrace people are immaciated and stuff maybe the zombification is beasthood even. I can see him being a friendly NPC or like the guy you play as (IDRK what I want this to be yet). Quality build baaaybeee. Tonitrus cus of the shocking thing maybe he gets the Beast Claws if I go with the werewolf angle.

Charlie: I can see her being the level up lady but she's still the freaky unsettling puppet- maybe in like one of those ornate victorian doll dresses. Maybe she has a Lady Maria thing going where you fight her ghost in the nightmare relm or whataver and the puppet is just a hollow representation and nothing like how she was. Ghost boss Charlie had to be freaky too- big tentacled kin monster like Nightmarrion.

Henry: Gehrman kinda. He's your mentor. He seems pretty alright. You slowly discover that he's actually not that great and you have to kill him now but it's still sad cus that's you're dad. Flamesprayer n Boomhammer cus BURRRNNN!! BUUUURRRNN!!! He totally built the uncanny Charlie doll too kinda like he does in the books. If I had to pick a faction to put him with prrobabbly the Powder Kegs.

Bill: I'm torn between him being part of the Choir (cloying facade, religious imagery) or part of Mensis (balls to the wall, no eyebrows) but they both have child death and horrid science experiments going on and they ARE in a conflict so maybe he's just two-sidesing that lmao. He pretends to be an arcane build (casts tiny tonitrus every so often) but he tends to just beat you to death with the Amygdalan Arm (baby limb ((he kills babies)). I think he gets Henry to mechanise beasthood for him and he yells about the glory of the machine till he kills you. I always forget real actual ghosts are canon to Bloodborne too maybe I could do something with that IDK.

[secondarysefikura]

Do you know about Infection AU's of series like MLP or Sonic? Have you seen this super smash bros ultimate infection au called "World in Dark" on TikTok? It's a smash bros infection au where the characters in the game get infected by tentacles and become powerful zombie like creatures. What if either Cloud or Sephiroth ended up getting pregnant during this crisis? It's already stressful enough both Cloud and Sephiroth have to worry about getting infected by the fighters who are already infected (ex. Mewtwo, Olimar, or Inkling). Now they must also worry about getting enough food for the unborn baby to prevent malnutrition or starvation. I had a dream where Cloud needed to fight an infected!Mii Sword Fighter while Sephiroth was giving birth to their daughter. Cloud of course beats him with ease, and returns to the One Winged Angel who had their child. The newborn baby girl help keep both of them sane during this virus crisis and gives them more motivation to live. I'm pretty sure Cloud will do fine in this AU, because he already dealt with a virus before in Advent Children if that's considered canon in the Smash Infection AU. What do you think, hey you should check out this infection au on TikTok called "World in Dark" it's really good.

I actually don't have TikTok so I had never heard of that, but it sounds really cool! It seems like it takes the sort of 'puppet' idea that SSBU had with Galeem creating echoes of the fighters he captured and brings it to the extreme.

Cloud and Sephiroth would probably do quite well even in this situation. Especially if we consider the version of Sephiroth we see in Remake and Rebirth, who is shown to be perfectly capable of creating pocket dimensions. What is stopping him from making a pocket dimension for him, Cloud, and the child to live in? They would only have to leave the safety of their dimension to collect food/supplies and could return anytime and anywhere.

Just a thought~

[zombie-and-puppet-child]

Ah hahhh heyyyyyyy

Wow I did NOT mean to leave this AU by the wayside for 6 months, life just had other plans ig.

Oh well, have a Gregory ref sheet as an apology while I try to get my shit back together for this AU lol

[sweetteaanddragons]

Dresden Files: Dead Beat AU

This is a snippet of a larger AU that is probably never going to get fully written at this point.

. . .

Giovanni had reported that there was a tornado of zombies downtown. Marcone had been a little hesitant to credit this.

Sure enough, the report had been garbled.

There was a tornado of ghosts. The zombies were a separate problem.

Still, under the circumstances, he probably owed the man a personal acknowledgement at the funeral. There were few who could have managed even that much clarity in the middle of it.

He had slowly accepted a growing knowledge of the supernatural as he had risen in the city. It had been necessary if he had wanted to continue to rise, instead of ending up as either a puppet or something’s dinner.

He wondered, sometimes, about the previous family - if the Vargassi’s had known just what competition they’d faced on these streets or if they’d been as oblivious to the signs of that as they’d been to his coup.

He suspected the latter, but it was a little hard to feel too superior on the matter. When he’d first entered the outfit, signs of the supernatural had been subtle. Small. Easy to miss.

There had not, for instance, been a fossilized dinosaur charging toward a ghost tornado while small children clung to its back and frantically pounded drums.

There were several aspects of the situation that were admittedly unclear to Marcone, but there were a few things he could cling to.

First, that whatever was happening here, it was almost certainly bad for business.

Second, it was definitely infringing on his territory.

And third, those were definitely small children, and he had strong objections to them being involved in this in any manner whatsoever.

“Mr. Hendricks,” he said as calmly as could, “please instruct the men to provide cover to that dinosaur.”

Mr. Hendricks, to his credit, didn’t blink.

Two hours later, Marcone was still standing. The ghost tornado, horde of zombies, and collection of evil wizards were not, so he was counting this as a victory, if a bewildering one.

“We will, we will, rock you,” a tiny wizard child sang hoarsely from beside him, swaying slightly as she continued to pound her drum.

The other wizard children slid down the fossilized bones like the world’s most morbid playground. One of them waved his hands and said some pig latin that led to the whole thing crashing down around them.

Marcone winced. The drummer girl collapsed into a heap of drums that had the others swarming around her.

All except for the one who had said the pig latin, who was apparently the ringleader, and who was instead squaring off against Marcone.

“I’m not giving you the book,” he said, jaw set.

Marcone had not known there was a book at stake in all of this. He was a little concerned about exactly what sort of book merited ghosts, zombies, and dinosaurs.

“If I’m not getting the book,” he said, because there was absolutely no need for this child to know that, “then I’m going to need something else for my trouble.”

“We didn’t ask for your help.”

“Still. As a . . . down payment for future assistance.”

The small child considered this.

He looked very much on the verge of saying no and stomping off before one of the others broke off from the huddle and said grimly, “Something winged her.”

The ringleader added this to his considerations before crossing his arms and saying, “You’re with the mob, right?”

“I’m a concerned businessman,” Marcone said smoothly.

The ringleader snorted. “Right. Are you the kind of concerned businessman that has a doctor on call?”

Marcone stiffened just a little.

He did not like to hear that a doctor was needed for a little girl who had been “winged” by something in an area his men had been shooting in.

In an area he had been shooting in.

“I am exactly that kind of concerned businessman,” he said, gesturing to Mr. Hendricks, who was already pulling out his phone.

The ringleader sighed, shoulders slumping a little. “And what do you want for it? We’ve got - ” He shuffled through his pockets. “Thirty dollars.”

“Fifty,” one of the other children corrected. “I found two tens in Corpsetaker’s pockets. Also a breath mint.”

“Don’t eat that,” the ringleader snapped, sounding very much like an overtired single parent. 

Marcone broke in. “How about a conversation?” he suggested. “I have a few questions I think you can answer. We can talk while this young lady is getting treated.” He eyed just how thin most of the children seemed to be and added, “I can call in for some food while we talk.”

Most of the children perked up. “Pizza?”

Marcone was very used to offering bribes by now. Money, power, rare art, special privileges . . .

Pizza was a first, but an affordable one.

“Certainly,” he said, as the car he had called for finally managed to maneuver its way through the ruined street. “As much as you like.”

[glitterdragonthegreatprotector]

Dark Deception AUs

If you are outside of my mutual group, but you have AUs, just reblog this post with your AUs

@kollieflower:

Blight Take Over AU

Modern AU

Aware Lucky AU

@ani-shea:

Choatic Disbelief AU

Aware!Aladeux AU

Taba!Doug AU

Vessel!Doug AU

Maid bierce AU

Fungus!morgan AU

Wonderland AU

@ana-shelley:

Cartoon Calamities AU

@endstar:

Vampire Doug AU

Void Doug AU

Survivors guilt AU

Kid AU

Servant AU

Possession AU

Prophecy AU

Nowhere AU

Dream AU

Crazy Kingdom AU

Cat doug AU

Werewolf Doug AU

OBEY! AU

The Three AU

Rat Doug AU

Vampire Doug

Bad bitch Doug

Zombie Doug

Half god au

Beast doug au

The butler did it au/ring leader au

Forgotten protectors AU

Dragon AU

Demon games AU

Haunted past au

Violent child au

@glitterdragonthegreatprotector AKA mine:

Aware doug AU

Lucky x The Moon AU

Dark Tale of Deception: multiverse (it's the underverse but with dark deception help djjdjdje-)

Decay/fungus AU

Spectrum Malak AU

Answer of Hell AU

Fnaftale X Dark Deception AU

Gender bent Malak AU

Club AU

Shared custody between @endstar and @glitterdragonthegreatprotector:

Grief AU

Mourning au

Angel au

Mr. Goldstreets AU

Love virus au

Alien au

Lord Agatha au

Cult of the Man AU

The void experiments AU

Coraline AU

Porcelain Doll AU

Gang AU

Pirate AU

Monster mermaids AU

Actually friends AU

Mortal Eye TV show AU

Actor AU

Hanahaki Disease AU

Secretly a God AU

Freeing mortal slaves AU

Unlucky Lucky AU

Folklore doug AU

Forest protector Malak AU

Secretly business partners AU

Roommates AU

Therapy Doug AU

Is That a Fucking Baby?! AU

Maddened masochist AU

Witch Elise AU

Elise brings the End AU

Super weapon doug AU

Super villain doug AU

Puppet Doug

Warrior doug

Soul parasites AU

Immortal love and mortal lovers AU

Recently fallen AU

Death!Doug AU

Elise's boat ride AU

Anorea the pig AU

Bell Noose AU

@top-tier-tickles:

Dark Deception Tickle AU

Dark Inception AU (Swap Au)

Detroit: Deception AU

@duuskiiii:

Monster crossover AU

[ericaportfolio]

I was wondering if you could tell me more abour your Hello Puppets universe

Pardon me, this post is going to be a long one. Surprise, I was inspired by reading fanfics online from the completed and the incomplete. I made the characters for everyone to use for their fanfics, and it blossomed from there. I like the idea of a bunch of college students who are the last people we think would save the world from a bunch of murderous puppets about to start a puppet zombie apocalypse and the need for a happy Scout for once. I even have some drawing ideas for possible scenarios of what can go down in the story if Host (or I call him Adam from the fanfic by Vast_Horizon, Stitches) and Scout both survived the original game. However, like in Dracula, after escaping the nightmare, in this case, Handeemen HQ, the horrors follows the characters home endangering everyone they know, love, and meet. Hey, Actions have Consequences!!! Despite not fully Adam and Scout's faults. So yeah, these character designs are free for everyone to use and to rename for their AUs as long I'm credited in the design part. This is each of the characters so far from the ones I made, characters from the games, and game trailers…

Adam: Our Average Joe, Adam, lived a decently normal life but wants to have some adventures, but didn't ask to become a 'volunteer host' for a puppet takeover. The reason Adam is in this mess, he included Mortimer's Handeemen at the number one spot in a top ten ideas for a drinking game in an article he wrote. It bit his hand eventually when Adam got sent for a last-minute Halloween article for the college paper. For us who played or watched both games, this didn't end well for Adam. I ironically made Host Adam similar to Owen with some differences. Like it was destiny for someone like Adam to come to the Handeemen HQ. Be free to create theories on how Owen and Adam (or your chosen name) are connected. Crazy coincidence that Mortimer took advantage of to get back to the old days messing with Owen, an unknown child/grandchild, lost relatives, etc. Go wild!!!

Cassandra: Cassandra, the editor who sent Adam in the first place. The opposite of Riley Ruckus where she happily says "More Data!", you hear Cassandra stress scream "More Deadlines!".

Scout Harper (Insert Last Name): Survivor of the Handeemen Fire turned college professor and loving mother of another college student, Eve, Adam meets in the sketch comic I made. However, her world shatters again when Adam introduces the puppet, Scout.

Eve: Scout Harper's daughter who once loved the Mortimer's Handeemen TV show, until Adam got kidnapped by them. Yes, I named Eve after the story of Adam and Eve and Paradise Lost.

Jeff: The unknown guy with anger issues from the TV interview in the Midnight Show’s Announcement Trailer claiming the puppets caused the fire that I just named him Jeff. I made Jeff a gas station owner who warns anyone not to be out alone at night or never be near the former HQ to anyone who listens. Adam should of listen to him.

I also made three other students who are friends with Adam. If in the Stitches fanfic as an example, they could be Tyler, Stacy (who was also inspired by the fanfic Outside by CreativeSkull), and June. However, be free to rename them in your stories if you wish. If anyone has something in mind for a quick request of these characters in your AUs, be free to ask me anytime as long it follows my ask rules.

Special thanks to Zen at @a-vast-horizon for letting me use the names from his fanfic (Adam and Cassandra).

And reference credit to CreativeSkull: https://creativeskull95.tumblr.com/

[honeydewmuses-a]

WHAT DOES YOUR MUSE FEAR?

repost.   do   not   reblog.     italicize   for   ‘ uncomfortable ,   but   bearable   if   neccessary ’   ;   bold   for   ‘ keep   it   away ! ’

OBJECTS  &  THINGS  :      needles /  knives  /  sharp  objects /  bruises /  blood  /  paddles/belts/objects  used  beatings /  germs  /  vomit/vomiting  /  holes  (trypophobia)  /  alcohol  /  cigarettes  /  drugs/narcotics  /  pills  /  medicine  /  bikes  /  cars/buses/trains  /  boats  /  planes  /  bridges  /  elevators  /  stairs  /  roller  coasters  /  fire  /  water  /  snow  /  rain  / thunder/lightning /  dolls/puppets  /  stuffed  animals  /  balloons/popping  balloons  /  bright  lights  /  crowds  / loud  noises (only if they’re sudden and/or angry tho) /  animatronics (gee I wonder why) /  robots  /  technology  /  (other:  )

PLACES  :      your  home  /  your  childhood  home  /  the  countryside  /  the  city  /  closets  /  bathrooms  /  bars/nightclubs  /  doctor's  offices  /  dentists/orthodontists  /  hospitals  /  operating  rooms  /  schools  /  jails/prisons  /  morgues /  cemeteries  /  open  spaces  /  cramped  spaces  /  abandoned  places  /  attics/crawlspaces  /  junkyards  /  churches/synagogues/mosques  /  religiously-significant  places  /  haunted  houses  /  back  alleys  /  the  outdoors  /  the  mountains  /  the  woods  /  the  ocean  /  outer  space  /  (other: he cannot and will not go back to the place he had to fight his siblings. don’t do that to him.)

EXPERIENCES  &  CONCEPTS  :      failing (how do u bold something like 20x.) /  heights  /  falling  /  jumping  off  a  high  place  /  climbing  a  high  place  /  the  dark  /  showing  off  a  talent  /  the  cold/being  cold  /  heat/being  hot  /  eye  contact  /  accepting  change  /  being  challenged  /  getting  lost  /  getting  separated  /  getting  arrested  /  being  trapped /  being  stranded  /  being  followed  /  getting  surgery  /  getting  tattoos/piercings  /  swimming  /  driving  /  riding  a  bike  /  riding  in  a  car/bus/train  /  flying  in  a  plane (he doesn’t like public planes bc Too Many People but this rich asshole has his own plane and that’s fine) /  boating/sailing  /  being  on  the  open  water    /  getting  photographed  /  religion  /  thunderstorms  /  blizzards  /  tsunamis  /  floods  /  tornados  /  hurricanes  /  earthquakes  /  mudslides  /  avalanches  /  poverty  /  hunger  /  public  speaking  /  performing  in  public  /  talking  on  the  phone  /  talking  to  strangers  / humiliation  /  pain  /  illness  /  death  /  disassociating  /  danger  /  surgery  /  vehicular  accidents  /  being  burned  /  drowning  /  being  choked  /  being  starved  /  being  poisoned  /  suffocating  /  being  stabbed  /  being  shot  /  breaking  a  bone  /  being  restrained  /  being  laughed  at    /  being  yelled  at/demeaned  /  confrontation  /  conflict  /  physical  fights  /  verbal  fights  /  war  /  commitment  / isolation  /  silence  /  responsibility /  taking  responsibility  /  introspection  /  apologizing  /  falling  in  love  /  emotional  attachment  /  emotional  intimacy  /  sexual  intimacy  /  physical  contact  (any)  /  getting  married  /  having  a  child  /  loveless  relationships  /  unrequited  love  /  falling  out  of  love  /  divorce/separation  /  breaking  up  /  pregnancy  /  being  pregnant (i mean. he’s a cis man lmao) /  ageing  /  losing  your  attractiveness  /  the  unknown  /  the  past  /  the  future /  mistakes  /  (other:  )

CREATURES  :      animals  (general)  /  insects  /  spiders  /  creepy  crawlies  /  snakes  /  scaly  animals  /  frogs/toads  /  slimy  animals  /  mice/rats  /  rodents  /  birds  /  dogs  /  cats  /  wolves/coyotes/wild  dogs  /  lions/tigers/wild  cats  /  bears  /  raccoons  /  possums  /  woodland  animals  /  crocodiles/alligators  /  sharks  /  fish  /  aquatic  animals  /  cryptids  /  aliens  /  sea  monsters   /  vampires  /  werewolves  /  mummies  /  ghosts  /  monsters  /  angels  /  demons  /  zombies  /  God  / the  devil /  (other:  )

PEOPLE  :      people  (general)  (although it’s less fear and more annoyance lmao)  /  men  /  women  /  yourself  /  your  mother  /  your  father (again. how do you bold something more than once.) /  your  siblings  /  your  family  /  family  /  parental  figures  /  elderly  /  adults  /  teenagers  /  kids  /  babies  /  clowns  /  drunk  people  /  doctors  /  dentists  /  teachers  /  pastors/clergymen/nuns  /  religious  figures  /  bullies  /  criminals  /  killers  /  police  /  authority  figures  /  introverts  /  extroverts  /  aggressive  people  /  overbearing  people  /  pushy  people  /  manipulators  /  hyper-sexual  people  /  anxious  people  /  liars  /  cheaters  /  people  stronger  than  you   /  people  weaker  than  you  /  (other:  )

INTERNAL  &  EXISTENTIAL  :      not  knowing  /  trusting  /  forgiving  /  forgetting  /  being  forgotten  /  being  alone  /  being  misunderstood  /  being  used  /  being  taken  advantage  of  (like. he’s used to it.)  /  being  unloved  /  being  hated  /  being  abused (again. he’s. he’s used to it) /  being  lied  to  /  being  hurt  /  hurting  others  /  being  unpopular  /  being  humiliated  /  being  stood  up  /  being  ignored  /  being  powerless /  losing  power  /  being  abandoned  /  being  betrayed /  being  replaced  /  being  unwanted/unneeded  /  being  excluded  /  being  a  failure  /  being  untalented/boring/not  special' (!!!!!)  /  becoming  poor  /  becoming  ugly  /  losing  control  (of  your  situation)  /  losing  control  (of  yourself) /  lacking  identity  / lacking  a  purpose  /  letting  people  down  / disappointing  others  /  losing  friends  /  losing  family  /  watching  loved  ones  suffer  /  watching  loved  ones  die  /  getting  sick  /  getting  hurt /  dying  /  ’existing’  but  not  living /  (other:  )

tagged   by  :   @miraclestitch​ held a gun to all their followers if that counts

tagging  :     you. yes, you. ily <3

[jaschicken1]

Masterlist:

Headcanons:

What Jeff, Liu, BEN, Toby, Eyeless Jack, Jane, Clockwork, Zero, Nurse Ann, and Darkness do to celebrate Valentine’s Day with their S/o:

Ticci Toby, Hoodie, & Masky reactiong to their female veteran S/o waking up from nightmares:

Laughing Jack, Sally, Kagekao, Homcidial Liu passing time during Quarantine with their S/o:

How Nathan The Nobody, Hobo Heart, & Nick Vanill spend Christmas with their S/o:

Masky and BEN reaction to their S/o stealing their clothes when they aren’t looking:

Masky, Hoodie & Eyeless Jack with an S/o who tries to kill them in their sleep:

Creepypasta Soulmate (AU) where if they get hurt, their soulmate will feel it:

Proxies, BEN’s & Jeff’s reaction to their victim that can fight extremely well:

Toby’s S/o beating someone up when she caught them making fun of him:

What makes someone intriguing to BEN, Jeff, Dark Link, and the Proxies:

Kagekao & Hoodie reaction to their S/o getting beat up in an alley:

What Creep would be yandere and how would they treat their S/o:

Creeps reacting to NSFW fanart that was created by the fandom:

Creeps reaction to their S/o getting bit in a zombie apocalypse:

Laughing Jack’s S/o making him cookies for Valentine’s Day:

Hoodie reaction to his S/o starting a fight with another Pasta:

How would the Pastas handle being in a zombie apocalypse:

Bloody Painter’s S/o hiding their artwork away from him:

Pastas reactions to their victim that isn’t afraid of them:

BEN Drowned’s S/o being fascinated in his sharp teeth:

Proxies reaction to their S/o who does rooftop parkour:

Homicidal Liu’s reaction to his brother killing his S/o:

Yandere Masky, Hoodie, & Dark Link headcanons:

Jeff The Killer x S/o who gets physically bullied:

Being in a relationship with Bloody Painter:

Valentine Headcanons for BEN Drowned:

Creepypastas and their Hogwarts House:

Ticci Toby with an S/o who has powers:

Nathan The Nobody with a male S/o:

Proxies with an S/o who’s a dancer:

Laughing Jack Fluff Headcanons:

Cute Eyeless Jack Headcanons:

How Ticci Toby meets his S/o:

Darkness Fluff Headcannons:

Creeps during Quarantine:

Lazari x Motherly Reader:

Nick Vanill Headcanons:

Dark Link Headcanons:

Soft Brian Headcanons:

Being Puppeteer’s S/o:

NSFW Stuff:

Bloody Painter, Hobo Heart, & Puppeteer NSFW Headcanons:

NSFW Headcanons for the Slender Brothers:

Proxies with a very tall and dominant S/o:

NSFW Christmas Headcanons:

Most to Least:

Most to Least likely to freak out if their S/o became a proxy:

Most to Least likely to dance in front of the others:

Most to Least to get/steal a pet:

Scenarios/Oneshots/AUs:

Eyeless Jack & Hoodie getting in a heated argument with their S/o, moving too quickly, causing their S/o to flinch:

Eyeless Jack & Hoodie seeing their crush with tear-stained cheeks at their door:

Laughing Jack with a child victim who knows his true intentions:

Reader dyes their hair or gets a tattoo the Pastas don’t like (AU):

Reader finds out about the Pastas in their head (AU):

Pastas are arguing with their S/o and they flinch:

Candy Pop trying to be romantic with his S/o:

Creepypasta Possessing the reader (AU):

Possession (AU) for Homicidal Liu:

Ticci Toby x Painter! Reader:

[fairyhaven13]

Here’s the third (and fourth) profile in the lineup for my FNAF Silent Hill AU described here. This one is for Funtime Freddy and Helpy, who absorbed Bon Bon’s remnant to save him before he could fade away. Lia calls Funtime Freddy “Funny” for short, and they both took a while to figure out a name for the Helpy/Bon Bon fusion before settling on “Honey.” That way, Funny can call Honey “Honey Bunny,” and Lia can call them “Funny ‘n’ Honey.” Everyone is happy with this.

As before, the short summary is that Funny spared Millie and saw her years later in Pizzeria Simulator, where Helpy helped them interact until the place burned down. Now, Helpy is Honey and Funny is more than happy with his friends and family revived. He thinks Silent Hill is the best. The longer summary is under the cut.

Once, Funtime Freddy was a child having a birthday party. This was after, of course, the big birthday where all the First Children were killed, and otherwise completely unrelated to that event. The only connection was that William was the killer and Funny’s creator. Because Funny was made to capture and kill kids, he of course did that with the birthday boy. The birthday boy died and woke up as him. The experience was shocking and glitched him out, and he was temporarily sent to the scrapyards by incompetent staff outside of William’s watch.

He was there for a decade, then Millie’s grandpa found him and, remembering his grandson’s murder, bought him. Funny kept silent and immobile while grandpa analyzed him, glad to be out of the scrap, but still very bored. He was excited when he captured Millie, finally something to do! Then she dodged his decapitation, crouching down and looking just like her brother had ten years ago. Funtime Freddy suddenly remembered who he was, and the experience was once again shocking. He booted Millie out and, like before, tried to pretend the incident away.

Grandpa sold him to what he thought was another scrapyard, but it was William’s staff taking their property back. Funny was brought to the Afton workshop and given Bon Bon to keep him in line. He and his new friends were trapped there for years before Michael came and gave them a way out. When they become Ennard, they think they’re free, finally able to do whatever they want. And, for a few months, sure, they are. Then Michael’s body rots, and they have to leave, and Baby is just being such a jerk, so they have to kick her out of Ennard.

But, because she and Funny were the only ones with wills in their remnant, Ennard begins to fall apart. The other friends inside fade slowly, until Funny can no longer hear them. He is sad and alone. When he hears about the new Simulator diner, he goes to make new friends, or at least to go out with an exciting bang. He finds an adult Millie, and isn’t that ironic? Now he’s trapped by her, and isn’t that just hilarious??

And, sure, she’s a little angry, but weirdly, she’s more curious than anything. And the little guy, Helpy... he’s so much like Bon Bon, and so willing to help Lia communicate with him. And Lia’s already made friends with the silly puppet, and that’s just so funny. Why not play a game with her before he fades, too? He makes her do silly things for hints about why he spared her. Sing songs on stage, make defunct pizzas, and come say hi to him in person. She misunderstands that last part and actually hugs him, and that is a shocking experience. When’s the last time he got a hug?

She calls him “Funny,” too, which is fitting, he thinks.

Baby is there, too, falling to pieces, which serves her right, and she’s still a jerk, but she’s not attacking Lia. Funny makes sure of that. And then his old creator is there, and he’s a zombie-bot, too, just like he made all of them, and he’s falling apart, too, and isn’t that just hilarious??? He tries to hurt Lia, but he doesn’t. Funny makes sure of that. Nobody is taking his (sister) toy away from him when he’s finally having fun.

Even when the building blows up, she refuses to leave him, isn’t that funny?

It’s not so funny when he wakes up again, his own separate bear again, and his friends are just puddles of remnant in a pile of spaghetti metal and they’re fading they’re dying no nonono, but Lia’s there, and Helpy’s there, and the Eggs Benedict guy doesn’t like it, but they help him. They save Ballora, and Bon Bon (his little buddy!!! Funny doesn’t let him go for hours after that), and even the Eggs guy helps them get a body for Funtime Foxy. Lia calls him Looksy, which is adorable.

It’s not so funny when they see his First Memory, when he wakes up as himself, when he dies. It’s not funny, but he laughs, and he laughs and cries, and he can’t stop until Lia and Honey and Looksy are all there to calm him down. And Lia understands, and she wants to be his sister. She wants to. That’s... funny. And it’s great. He has a sister and a little buddy now.

Sure, it’s not really personally important to him when they go searching for the silly, sad man who made them all this way. But, it’s important to (Eggs) Michael, and it’s important to (sister!) Lia, and even Baby is attempting to be civil and concerned about it, so he goes along with it. Saving the world sounds fun, why not? He’s never been a superhero before. (his sister has a crush on Looksy, and that’s so funny, so darn funny, he won’t say anything, he’ll just watch her flail around and Looksy is so oblivious about it, that’s so funny)

The cherry on the sundae is when Silly Sad Old Man is trapped inside an actual teddy bear, and his sister is put in charge of it. Funny takes great pleasure in finding the most insane, stupid hijinks possible to drag him along on. The old man kept them trapped and alone for years, and now the old man is trapped with a whole bunch of happy friends, and isn’t that hilarious?