#~... Fuck it we ball~

[orgasming-caterpillar]

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

[mariorsomething]

Oh yes, you'll be buried with it

[claypigeonpottery]

my friend mentioned armadillos and this immediately popped into my head for some reason

[rexhaimer]

nowhere left to run

[siriusdraws]

"just need to find a place for his heart-shaped scythe" i lied

[sporesigil]

weird tea you got there martin

[oblique-lane]

References for Anomaly Diversion!!!

Official!! finally!!

I wanted to make their design stand out, so I created them from scratch; they're not loadouts you can find in-game. Plus a little bit of character description because I'm dying to talk about them and their roles in the story (*wearing a shirt that says "please talk to me about my fic"*).

Now I can finally draw them often!!

Somewhat goofy clothing sheets under the cut↓↓↓

I tried to design them the way their silhouettes and colors stay recognisable, as if they were meant to be used in-game later, to not to break the gameplay rules. I also wanted them to look as tf2-like as possible, I studied the hell out of the 3d models and on the last three I guess it started to turn out decent. Drawing Spy is still pain though.

Or maybe it's just that I'm not attracted to the majority of the mercs visually?? That's why they don't look satisfying?? Lmao. Need to adjust them to my tastes later.

I'm not sure I can exactly explain my design choices with these... How exactly they correlate to their characters. There is something, but I went for it fully intuitively.

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For BLU scout I went for the softer, rounder oversized clothing to accent his insecurity and the need to shield himself for comfort. It still needed to shape his torso (game rules) but his hood and sleeves do the deed. There is also a strict rule in how to draw his freckles: they look more like moles and there's 7 or 8 of them. You won't believe me if I say this is lore relevant.

For RED Scout, I went with the more aggressive military style. I think I literally took this jacket design from a real military one. There should be an accent on his heavy relations with the army. His clothes are tight because he still likes himself.

RED Sniper is giving hunter vibes, forest type. BLU Sniper looks more like a fisher or a winter hunter. Not sure what deeper meaning I could assign to this except that BLU Sniper was heavily referenced on Ogata Hyakunosuke.

BLU Spy should radiate tiredness. His look is quite unkept for his standards but at this point it doesn't matter anymore. The turtleneck and the boots are special requests from @/gentlesurgeryenjoyer (xoxo)

BLU Medic just looks so freaking cool in a black shirt. It was a vision. I'm not sure if black and white accents mean anything in terms of which side those characters are on. I also wanted to separate him from another famous horror witnessing Medic.

And Miss Pauling was the most satisfying to draw, it was a gift to draw her last... I gave her pants because it's getting cold outside at the time when the story takes place. I also find it very impractical to go killing job in a pencil skirt, I'm sorry. She probably also wears snickers underneath.

And also thanks to @nightly-headache for helping out and assistance!

[greatestjubilee]

RETURN OF THE KING

[triona-tribblescore]

Congrats Angel sweetie, You're the last to find out.

[ariespsyche]

shotgunning shenanigans

[sabertoothwalrus]

does science experiments on you (homoerotically)

[galaxyspeaking]

He’s filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor.

[theburgertv]

i watched the first parkour civilization movie and its like. 2 hours of youtube shorts tied together. its so funny, they reestablish the plot like 200 times throughout the whole move. everyone's ego is beyond fragile and no one has ever heard of a 360 jump or a backwards jump somehow

[cyphertronix]

TWO MISSING PERSONS REPORTS FILED

OF TWO BROTHERS IN OREGON WILDS

LAST SEEN AT 618 GOPHER ROAD

BODIES NEVER FOUND, THEY’RE TOLD

BUT OREGON COPS FORGET A LOT

A COVERUP, A HIDDEN PLOT

AND CONTRADICTIONS SEEM TO SAY:

SINCE WHEN CAN CORPSES WALK AWAY?

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ghost Stans au lore drop \o/ ignore the fact that the silver mirror is way too big lmao

[bl00dalchemist]

Jonin Rinnnnn