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Quan Yizhen: If the house was on fire and you could only bring one thing out, what would you take?

Feng Xin: My sword!

Mu Qing: Money.

Hua Cheng: Gege.

Bonus

Xie Lian: Hahahahaha..a nap.

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Feng Xin: *hits Hua Cheng in the head with a ball*

Xie Lian three hours later, trying to coax him down from a tree: It’s okay, he’s gone.

Feng Xin, literally shaking with fear: He’s not gone, he’s waiting.

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Someone, to Xie Lian: Hey, can I have your number?

Xie Lian, confused: Um, okay—

Hua Cheng, slapping Xie Lian’s phone to the ground: It’s broken, sorry.

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Xie Lian: What did you do?!

Feng Xin: I didn’t do anything!

Mu Qing, in the distance: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Feng Xin: Ignore that.

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Xie Lian, about the plan: Tell me, Lord Wind Master, how are we looking?

Shi Qingxuan: Hot, but not like we’re trying too hard.

Shi Qingxuan: Like, sure, we’re trying, but it’s almost effortless.

Xie Lian:

Xie Lian: I meant the plan.

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Feng Xin: If Xie Lian jumped off a cliff, would you?

Hua Cheng, seriously: Anything for Gege.

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Xie Lian: Strength is forgiving someone who was never really sorry.

Mu Qing: Okay, not to be dramatic or anything, but I would literally rather die.