#heaven official’s blessing incorrect quotes

[eternalauwhereeverythingisok]

shi wudu: i'm not worried about qingxuan. he's cute and sociable, he will have no problem making friends in heavenly court.

shi qingxuan:

[inakidoesthings]

hua cheng in the back of the cart : do you wanna know something about the ghost king, Crimson rain sought flower?

xie lian : sure!

hua cheng : he likes men

xie lian :

[davejolina]

we’ll never know what it was

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Xie Lian, in the Spiritual Communication Array: So I appear to have been kidnapped by a calamity…

Mu Qing: Which one?

Feng Xin: How many calamities do you know??

Feng Xin: What does he look like, your highness.

Xie Lian: *Staring at Hua Cheng’s abs*

Xie Lian: Mmmm...sexy?

Mu Qing and Feng Xin: THATS CRIMSON RAIN!!!

[inkubuzzz]

Xie Lian: What are you in the mood for?

Hua Cheng: World domination.

Xie Lian: That's a bit ambitious.

Hua Cheng: You are my world.

Xie Lian: Aww...

Hua Cheng: …

Xie Lian: …?

Hua Cheng: …

Xie Lian: OH.

[daintyzutara]

Xie lian: San lang can you help me with the zipper of this dress

Hua cheng: sure gege

Xie lian:

Hua cheng:

Xie lian: up, San lang

Hua cheng: yes of course gege my apologies

[xielianlover2]

Xie Lian: I have a plan

Mu Qing: I have the hospital and Crimson Rain Sought Flower on speed dial

[muqingfx]

xie lian: All in all, a 100% successful trip.

feng xin: But we lost qi rong.

xie lian: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

[flowersdiceandlove]

Just realized that the pick up line “did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?” Would both work SO WELL but also fail miserably for hualian. Like it could go multiple ways:

Hua Cheng being all flirty and trying to be smooth (successful): hey, gege, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Xie Lian, oblivious: which time?

——

Hua Cheng being all flirty and trying to be smooth (successful): hey, gege, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Xie Lian: yeah, it’s a pretty long fall. But, I’m fine, really. All healed 😊

Hua Cheng, freaking out and checking Xie Lian over: gege!! 😱

——

Xie Lian trying to flirt and be smooth (failing, but it’s hua cheng so he’s into it either way): San Lang, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Hua Cheng: No. I didn’t fall, I jumped. How could I stay in heaven if my god was walking the earth?

Xie Lian, blushing profusely: San Lang!!!

——

Xie Lian trying to flirt and be smooth (failing, but it’s hua cheng so he’s into it either way): San Lang, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Hua Cheng, staring lovingly at Xie Lian: gege’s my heaven, and he’s the one that caught me.

Xie Lian, equally besotted: San Lang…🥹

——

Hua Cheng, before Banyue Pass and still disguised as San Lang: gege, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Xie Lian, shocked: San Lang knows even this!?!? He really is amazing! 😃 (see the first option for how this progresses)

——

Surprise beefleaf!!

Shi Qingxuan, flipping his hair and fluttering his eyelashes flirtatiously: Ming-Xiong, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

He Xuan disguised as Ming Yi, feeling pretty murderous over the question: …

Shi Qingxuan, oblivious to it: because you must be an angel 😘

He Xuan, reached his “Shi Qingxuan threshold for the day” and walking away: …

Shi Qingxuan: eh?! Ming-Xiong? Where are you going??

——

Lmao just looked up the actual pick up line and realized I remembered it wrong, so have some more 🤗🤗

Hua Cheng being all flirty and trying to be smooth (successful): hey, gege, did it hurt?

Xie Lian, not sure what incident he’s talking about: I have a high pain tolerance 😊

Hua Cheng: …

——

Surprise FengQing!!

Feng Xin: hey! Did it hurt!?

Mu Qing, annoyed, wondering what he wants: did what hurt?

Feng Xin: when you fell from heaven?

Mu Qing, drawing his saber: …is that a threat? 😡😡😡

Feng Xin, realizing he fucked it up: 😳😳😳

——

Jun Wu, trapped in Mount Tonglu: did it hurt?

Mei Nianqing, sitting to the side, reading a book, not even looking up: did what hurt?

Jun Wu: when you fell from heaven?

Mei Nianqing, flipping a page and still not bothering to spare him a glance: you’re the one that fell, my lord, not me.

[incorrecttgcfquotes]

Hua Cheng: Whoever caused this mess is going to-

Xie Lian: It was me.

Hua Cheng: -is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

[inakidoesthings]

hua cheng : missionary so i can still stare into gege's eyes lovingly.

mu qing : missionary so we can still argue.

[crimsonflowercrownx800]

Feng Xin, on the phone with Mu Qing: He's in the kitchen again.

Xie Lian, reading a recipe: "Beat three eggs." In what? Hand to hand combat?

Mu Qing: GET. HIM. OUT.

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Pei Ming: So, are there any lucky ladies in your life?

Hua Cheng, very seriously: Tell me every aspect of my personality that made you think I was straight so I can change it immediately.

[mianqingxuan]

Xie lian, to hua cheng: I love laying my head on your chest when you're sleeping so I can hear you breathe.

Mu qing, to Feng xin: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how loud you are and why I can't fucking sleep.

[incorrect-quotes-4-u]

TGCF Quote #2

Hua Cheng: Who hurt you? Xie Lian: *snorting* What, do you want a list? Hua Cheng: ...Yes, actually.

[sugar-bi-scuit]

*playing twister*

Pei Ming: Right hand red.

Mu Qing: *ends up on top of Feng Xin*

Feng Xin: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Pei Ming: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.