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i haven’t seen any bots in the wild lately but the old ones are still there so i will keep doing my duty

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and yay! navigation is back to normal! but posts are not easy to make in gothrave mode bc the text is black and so is my screen

i’m back lads

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i’m back lads

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(scheduled post to block my queue from posting on Sabbaths)

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alexander hamilton sent shivers down my spine

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How do they reproduce, you ask? Simple, they can mate with each other and since it’s only YY + YY, they can only produce YY offspring. So enough with the male/female bigfoot bull, bigfeet are human and they’re all the same biological sex.

in conclusion, bigfoot is homosexual

So basically, humans two main sexes. Female and male. Females usually have XX chromosomes, and males usually have XY chromosomes.

I’ve always wondered why there wasn’t YY chromosomes. What would that look like?

Let’s imagine for a moment that there are three main sexes: XX, XY, and YY. XX and YY, aka female and ?????, would be the most different; XY, aka male, would be right in between. Sort of androgynous, if you will.

We can get a rough idea of what our hypothetical YY human would look like by comparing human females and males. We can take the differences and exaggerate them.

How are males typically different from females?

Taller

Heavier

Hairier

Sweatier

More muscular

Bigger hands & feet

Now, if we take these differences and exaggerate them for our YY human, we get…..

[the-botswatter]

So basically, humans two main sexes. Female and male. Females usually have XX chromosomes, and males usually have XY chromosomes.

I’ve always wondered why there wasn’t YY chromosomes. What would that look like?

Let’s imagine for a moment that there are three main sexes: XX, XY, and YY. XX and YY, aka female and ?????, would be the most different; XY, aka male, would be right in between. Sort of androgynous, if you will.

We can get a rough idea of what our hypothetical YY human would look like by comparing human females and males. We can take the differences and exaggerate them.

How are males typically different from females?

Taller

Heavier

Hairier

Sweatier

More muscular

Bigger hands & feet

Now, if we take these differences and exaggerate them for our YY human, we get…..

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don’t follow me, i’ll just report and block you by reflex <3

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i swear i’m human

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i always thought “logarithm” was spelled “logorithm” and the feeling of betrayal i get from this is uncanny

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not on my watch

You work for an organisation that works to prevent atrocities with the use of the butterfly effect, receiving bizarre orders from an ultra-intelligent AI that tells you weeks later what disasters your actions prevented and how. Recently, you start to suspect that the AI has ulterior motives.

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happy valentine’s day to all my lovely aros, aces, and people otherwise content with being single <3 go eat a buttload of candy and may no one act like your being alone today is a tragedy

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this handsome man rearranged my app. chaotic evil

excuse me who is this handsome man

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excuse me who is this handsome man

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I genuinely think @staff should give us an official Bot Kill Count where it ticks up every time a bot you reported is officially taken off by the tumblr team and when you hit a certain number you get gruesome little trophies. Gamification can be of the devil but in this particular case I need a little treat for doing my daily chore of taking out the trash

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