the-clone-captain
the-clone-captain
Captain Rex 501st Squadron
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the-clone-captain · 1 month ago
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General Skywalker says May the fourth be with you 👍
(on a separate note- has anyone seen my helmet?)
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the-clone-captain · 8 months ago
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Looks so good!
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"I can't not hate you for that, a little"
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the-clone-captain · 8 months ago
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Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!
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the-clone-captain · 8 months ago
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Uhh, Captain? Fives is trying to climo the outside of the ship- **Fives falls and Echo laughs** --Nevermind, where is Kix?
"I assure you Kix is.. nearby" *looking down at Fives shaking head* "This situation will be handled promptly Anon, Thank you." *scruffs Fives, walks to medical bay while scolding him for being 'insubordinate'*
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the-clone-captain · 9 months ago
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Gladly of course not 😇
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imagine sex with him after this
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the-clone-captain · 9 months ago
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PSA TO ALL CLONE TROOPERS!!!
You MAY NOT wear platform thigh high boots on the battlefield it is NOT GAR regulation! Please wear your GAR regulation Combat Shoes. Under NO circumstances should you be wearing those death traps to the field, please instead wear your walking death wish shoes to the 79s on your days OFF DUTY
Thank you-
Captain Rex aka CT-7567
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the-clone-captain · 9 months ago
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This has happened so many times
Rex: What are you two up to? Fives: Why would we be up to anything? Echo: We are good innocent brothers Rex: I've never trusted you less in my life Fives: Completely valid
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the-clone-captain · 9 months ago
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Okay, Captain.
I have a few short and almost tedious questions if thats okay?
1:What's your favorite non GAR food?
2:What is your favorite sleeping/cuddling possition?
3: If Skywalker wasent your general who would be, if you got to pick?
4: What is your biggest regret?
5: What is you preferred love luangage?
6: Do you like to read?
6 1/2: what do you like to read?
7: Do you have a favorite sibling? (Besids Ahsoka)
8: Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
9: Sad snuggles or happy cuddles?
10: Technicly not a question. But you are my favorite person in the GAR..in the whole galaxy and i just want you to know how importent you are <33
Thats alright, i have some time! 1.) My favorite non-GAR food is most definetly mantel mix, but if your talking actual food and not snacks, i'd have to say pizza, its simple and always hits just right for me. 2.) I usually sleep on my right side, but if one of my squadmates needs to cuddle or comfort i prefer to sleep face to face cuddling. typically i will have my chin on the other persons head 3.) If General Skywalker wasnt my General I think I would want either General Kenobi or General Koon. Though if i had the choice, I would want to stay with General Skywalker. 4.) My biggest regret is not telling my men about their inhibiter chips when i discovered mine and had it removed. i could have saved my men much pain if i had done so.
5.) My love language is Physical Touch, though Gift Giving is not far behind, as a soldier i do not get much physical touch.
6.) I do like to read when i get freetime, my favorite genre is Romance, though a close second is comedy.
7.) My favorite sibling is probably Cody, Hes one of my closest brothers, and he doesnt cause as much of chaos as my other brothers, although he still knows when to relax, i can appreciate that
8.) I prefer sunsets, its calmer, less people milling about and more freedom to sit and enjoy the quieting sounds of the galaxy
9.) Happy cuddles, when im sad i prefer not to show that around others.
10.) Thank you! I appreciate the sentiment, you are kind. Most Civs dont share those thoughts on us clones so its nice to hear someone appreciates me
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the-clone-captain · 9 months ago
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In the most unfortunate way- yes
*when Cody comes to visit*
Fives: Do you want to see a butterfly? Cody: Uh, yes? Rex: NO! Fives: *throws the butter across the table* Echo: Fucking majestic
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the-clone-captain · 9 months ago
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Can confirm this has happened more times than I'd like to admit
*when Cody comes to visit*
Fives: Do you want to see a butterfly? Cody: Uh, yes? Rex: NO! Fives: *throws the butter across the table* Echo: Fucking majestic
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the-clone-captain · 9 months ago
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They dont have 'Time' for regulations, they think they are too good
Does the Empire have any kind of OSHA? If so, have you ever had the pleasure to meet one of their representatives?
Taking into consideration the absence of guardrails aboard the Death Star as a prime example, I shall entrust the determination of this matter to your discretion.
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the-clone-captain · 9 months ago
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Theoretically speaking, if you were tasked with hunting someone down that needed to be kept alive, how would that play out? Asking for a friend, of course. He's just wondering (〃´▽`)
That depends on who gave the order.
Accidents do happen.
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the-clone-captain · 9 months ago
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Hello there wrecker, I have a very important question.
Let's say you were a 1890s gentleman cursed with the bite of a werewolf......would you have long hair or not?
I dunno if I'd have hair... but I'd probably have those big mutton chops ehehe!
🤣
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the-clone-captain · 9 months ago
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Excuse me, Mr. *checks notes* Cog Piece. Have you ever heard the earth song Jesse's Girl? If so, how do you feel about someone writing an entire song about a girl who is in a relationship someone named Jesse? I've always been struck by the fact that this songwriter doesn't sing about this woman directly. He sings about her as she relates to her boyfriend. The tune is catchy, but I think the songwriter has a real problem and I'm glad this lady is with Jesse because this other guy sounds like a real creep. Not sure where I was going with that, but I'm not going to erase it.
Ooh, Mister, eh? I'll take it.
I actually have heard that song -- did you know it was actually Kix who wrote it, about pretty much every girl I ever had? Right, @black-and-501st-blue?
You're right -- he does have a real problem. 😉
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the-clone-captain · 9 months ago
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I'm sorry but I cant be friends with Wolffe anymore. I just witnessed him call Caff a 'Cup of joe' I'm sorry. Can't do it anymore. This is it. I expected better from him.
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the-clone-captain · 9 months ago
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My Asks are open now come chat! I've not got much else to do on my day off. General Skywalker made sure of that
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the-clone-captain · 9 months ago
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So we were watching the finale of a show where one of the villains realizes he’s fucked and you can see it in his face.
My dad, being, well, my dad, had to pause and gleefully tell us that in the army, they had some unofficial hand signals.
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“Cover me, I’m fucked”
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“Fuck you, I’m covered”
And my mind INSTANTLY went to the Bad Batch using these hand signals.
Bonus if they’re the ONLY hand signals Wrecker can remember.
(Echo joins the squad and is so goddamn confused about what his brothers are signaling, especially when they start using the signals outside of training or missions. He starts to get the gist of it when Hunter signals ‘cover me’ when he has to go get reprimanded and Crosshair just grins back at him and responds ‘I’m covered’.)
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