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i saw the cutest pair on their way to the dumpster this morning, they looked like this:

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I do not want a live action film adaptation of the locked tomb series because so much nuance would get lost in translation what I want is a limited open world video game based on the plot, cast of characters, and setting of Gideon the Ninth - with old fashioned low resolution graphics and puzzles and easter eggs all over the place and beautiful art of canaan house and unskippable cutscenes featuring "dulcinea" and haunting, beautiful music in the background another one that is just the pool scene with like TWEWY style switching back and forth between dialogue and also! lots of combat (we do bones motherfucker) and exploration of the gothic haunted castle in space and mysteries to solve and clues to find and fucking awful final battles against ianthe and cytheria at the end followed by. the finale, the heartbreaking ending. Tamsyn can you hear me Tamsyn please Tamsyn do not make me beg

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Me explaining HTN sober: It’s the story of a person that has lost everything to reach the top and regrets it, but doesn’t even remember her biggest sacrifice. But still, she aches for what she lost, and has to deal with the people she risked everything to surround herself with not being what she expected and being the worst among them. It’s a story of disappointment and regret, but it’s also about sacrifice and love

Me explaining HTN drunk: So this psychotic nun meets God, alright, but he’s a normal bisexual Kiwi man who hosts orgy parties sometimes, and-

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i can’t stop laughing at this

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has this joke been beaten to death yet?

Palamedes art credit is @kimabutch!!!

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I am always always thinking of him

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I'm aware you're not remotely a fan of King's WW run (which is understandable), but do you think Trinity is unsalvageable a concept also?

well I hate her which means she's unsalvagable, right? [joking]

More seriously, I think Trinity is an unsalvagable concept as executed but is perfectly salvageable in concept if handed to someone who isn't a misogynist and doesn't ACTUALLY just want to write a Super Sons book.

"First natural born daughter of the Themysciran Amazons" is a genuinely fascinating concept and a Wondertrev daughter is delightful in theory. It could work! It even has worked (Lizzie will never be Lyta Trevor. Lizzie wishes she was as cool as Lyta Trevor). There's genuine space for a story to be told about Diana and Steve as parents and about their daughter as the continuation of the Amazonian promise realized (Diana as the best of Amazonia embodied, Steve as the best of Man's World embodied, their daughter as the best of both worlds).

Unfortunately Tom King is not interested in actually doing any of that and instead just wants to show off his ~super special OC~ who has a nonsensical name and three lassos, gets babysat by Damian and Jon, and never interacts with other women despite being Wonder Woman's daughter and a fucking Amazon. If you create a daughter of Diana and then have her idolize Robin as a child instead of her mother or one of the Wonder Girls, you have lost the plot.

So like. You'd have to completely trash her and rebuild her from the ground up, name included. But she's not completely unsalvagable; she's just unsalvagable as-is.

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all public transport should be free unconditionally and I'm TIREDDD of pretending this is a radical idea

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gansey + ronan, adam, blue

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Hey im gana leave my dog here can you keep her safe?🐕

yes yes of course i will keep your dog safe

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Fresh off the market this ->🐕 little dog now only $4.99! Get in quick!

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nothing has fucked me up more than knowing the australian white ibis has a near-identical sister species called the african sacred ibis. the african sacred ibis is associated with thoth, ancient god of wisdom and reason. the australian white ibis is most commonly referred to as a “bin chicken”.

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The bean jar

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ALSO. the first time they met jason fully shot him so

SICK and TIRED of damian and jason getting along because league past, killing people blah blah blah

where is my deeply tense and conflicted relationship between damian "raised as a killing machine who had to learn forgiveness, mercy and redemption, not only to stop himself killing but also to make peace with his past" wayne and jason "when certain lines have been crossed, people deserve to die and he will be the one to exact revenge" todd?? where is damian hearing how jason kills murderers and standing a little closer to his father when he's around? where is jason being forced to reconcile with living proof of change and redemption in damian, someone who he would have killed without a second thought if they crossed paths before? where is it? where IS it?????

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SICK and TIRED of damian and jason getting along because league past, killing people blah blah blah

where is my deeply tense and conflicted relationship between damian "raised as a killing machine who had to learn forgiveness, mercy and redemption, not only to stop himself killing but also to make peace with his past" wayne and jason "when certain lines have been crossed, people deserve to die and he will be the one to exact revenge" todd?? where is damian hearing how jason kills murderers and standing a little closer to his father when he's around? where is jason being forced to reconcile with living proof of change and redemption in damian, someone who he would have killed without a second thought if they crossed paths before? where is it? where IS it?????

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the further i get into season 4 of tma (know i am not finished with it yet) the more baffling the fandom portrayal of melanie as a feral punk angy knife lesbian who hates john for no reason is to me. her arc is literally about getting mental help. What are you people on

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went to my best friend’s house last night and saw a little plushie dog and plushie cat that had been sewn together down the middle into a two-headed chimera. I said, “did you do that?” she said, “yes, I saved them.”

turns out at her old job when the last two plushies hadn’t sold and became deadstock, her boss told her to cut them up and throw them out. so she cut them each in half, preserved their heads, and then rebuilt them together.

cannot stop thinking about the way these little plushies were approached with the instinct of a Vampire or some sort of ancient god. “Let me save you [turn you into a monster].”