the-puppet-mafia

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i just took a fat shit in your inbox now what

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Why????????????

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We need a bunch of these guys as a mode of transportation 😭 😂 Like horses or something lol

I had a neon pink one and I loved him because he was so floppy and furry

Silly creature:3 they’re canon now :D

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Nice!!!! X3

Hi! Here is the puppet Mafias sexualitys ^^

Sorry for not positing it yesterday I accidentally slept all day

Spamton: Asexual, polyamorous, trans ftm, Omni-sexual (male prefering)

Jigsaw: trans ftm, bisexual

Slappy: Gay

LilCal: Polyamorous, Nonbinary, pan

Duck: bisexual

Red: gay, aromantic

Yellow: Pan-sexual, demiboy, aroace

Annabelle: Omni-sexual (male prefering)

Chucky: Straight ally

Elmo: they are a child :3

Kermit: Straight ally, aromantic

Rat: Rat

@toonsisters @loki104-uwu @jitjet y’all can add the sexuality’s of your oc if you want ^^

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CUTE!!!!!!! XD

Hi! Here is the puppet Mafias sexualitys ^^

Sorry for not positing it yesterday I accidentally slept all day

Spamton: Asexual, polyamorous, trans ftm, Omni-sexual (male prefering)

Jigsaw: trans ftm, bisexual

Slappy: Gay

LilCal: Polyamorous, Nonbinary, pan

Duck: bisexual

Red: gay, aromantic

Yellow: Pan-sexual, demiboy, aroace

Annabelle: Omni-sexual (male prefering)

Chucky: Straight ally

Elmo: they are a child :3

Kermit: Straight ally, aromantic

Rat: Rat

@toonsisters @loki104-uwu @jitjet y’all can add the sexuality’s of your oc if you want ^^

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XD Awsome!!!

Hi! Here is the puppet Mafias sexualitys ^^

Sorry for not positing it yesterday I accidentally slept all day

Spamton: Asexual, polyamorous, trans ftm, Omni-sexual (male prefering)

Jigsaw: trans ftm, bisexual

Slappy: Gay

LilCal: Polyamorous, Nonbinary, pan

Duck: bisexual

Red: gay, aromantic

Yellow: Pan-sexual, demiboy, aroace

Annabelle: Omni-sexual (male prefering)

Chucky: Straight ally

Elmo: they are a child :3

Kermit: Straight ally, aromantic

Rat: Rat

@toonsisters @loki104-uwu @jitjet y’all can add the sexuality’s of your oc if you want ^^

[the-puppet-mafia]

Hi! Here is the puppet Mafias sexualitys ^^

Sorry for not positing it yesterday I accidentally slept all day

Spamton: Asexual, polyamorous, trans ftm, Omni-sexual (male prefering)

Jigsaw: trans ftm, bisexual

Slappy: Gay

LilCal: Polyamorous, Nonbinary, pan

Duck: bisexual

Red: gay, aromantic

Yellow: Pan-sexual, demiboy, aroace

Annabelle: Omni-sexual (male prefering)

Chucky: Straight ally

Elmo: they are a child :3

Kermit: Straight ally, aromantic

Rat: Rat

@toonsisters @loki104-uwu @jitjet y’all can add the sexuality’s of your oc if you want ^^

[the-puppet-mafia]

Happy pride month!!!!

Later I’m going to post all characters sexuality’s!!! ^^

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not puppet mafia but I’m really proud of this drawing ^^

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are Slappy's siblings dating anyone or is Slappy the only one in a relationship?

Yep! Snappy is dating Dennis!! (I don’t have drawing for them yet :3)

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"Hello. I was wondering, If I could MAYBE get some help about something, I have a few people who owes me a favor and they're not REALLY DOING THE FAVOR THAT I NEED FROM THEM, so. I was wondering if you needed someone who can pick locks, not care about the mess, and knows on how to be charming. OH! and I know on how to bury bodies. PS. how would you sell substances on the black market... "

--- ' Doc ' H. Bora.

^^

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Whats everyone's body count?

Spamton: 781

Jigsaw: 300

Slappy: 217

Lilcal: 275

Duck: 197

Red: 348

Yellow: 336

Elmo: 16

Kermit: 20

Annabelle: 127

Chucky: 97

Rat: 489

^^

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Hi, dear puppets, how are you doing today, great? Many killed enemies today?

^^

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Revenge...

Ladysaw: HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO ME? TO BETRAY ME LIKE THIS... IS UNFORGIVABLE! HE WILL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE FOR WHAT HE HAS DONE AND LIVE TO REGRET HIS CHOICE FOR ALL ETERNITY! [Eyes glowing a dangerous red in rage]

Slappy: Let me guess. Your papa ate all your snacks again? [Sitting on a couch just watching her]

Ladysaw: Sigh... Yes Dad. But it is no matter. [Places out a bottle of laxatives with a devilish glare] I prepared for this... [Tone dangerous]

Slappy: Kiddo. Please. I sleep next to that man. 😨

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Hi there! If it's alright with you, then I'd like to introduce you to my oc! (Made it in gacha life 2 because I'm not really good at drawing)

Her name's Evelyn, she's 25(I might change that). She was born after around 3-4 years after Spamton's success in 1997, she was his only daughter that was born completely by the accident, but she was still loved by him. Though, they haven't seen each other for years after the day Evelyn left because of college and university. After she came back into the city, the first thing she did was to go to the Queen's mansion because it was the only place she could've think of when she decided to find Spamton, but, to her surprise and shock, he wasn't there. But she was determined to find him. She was walking everywhere through the city, trying to find her father, and then, she finally found him. She was very happy to see him again, so she ran towards him and hugged him tightly, catching him off guard. After that, they've talked with each other for a little while to catch up with each other a bit before Spamton asked her if she wants to join the puppet mafia. With a determined look and smile, she accepted his offer and now she's a member of the puppet mafia.

(She's also working in the orchestra as the cellist because it was a dream of her when she was a kid. AND, she's basically the spamvil child because of her appearance. I understand if you don't want to include this ship in the puppet mafia so you can just ignore it if you want. I just couldn't wait until you'll post at least something about Jevil in puppet mafia lore. Also, I recommend to you to draw her with the E-shaped tail, not J-shaped like I did, I just couldn't do it when I was creating her. And I apologize if it's too much for you.)

Hi! Sorry this took so long I’m going to write the lore later!!

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More billy of dead silence please bestiee

Here he is!!! ^^

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so my mental health has kind of taken a downward spiral so I don’t think I’m gonna be posting for a long while

I’m sorry for the inconvenience

I hope y’all will still enjoy the puppet mafia when I come back

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Hello, hi. How are my favorite puppets doing

They’re doing good! Just chilling:3