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I saw Superman, and I have to say something.

Slight Spoilers

The only thing wrong with a secret harem is the secret part.

SIGN ME UP!

GIVE ME THE APPLICATION!!

You telling me no woman were like, “hear me out” because Superman is not a hear me out. He is sunshine in the form of a gentlemen. If y’all don’t want to be in his harem, make fucking room.

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I need to know where to find Superbunny right now. My sanity hangs in balance.

Shut up and look at Superbunny

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A very important thought, because a while ago someone sent me a dumb video about it.

I pull out my eyelashes, but I do not rip or pluck my eyelashes. If I blink and it feels weird, I will grab a fingertip's length of my eyelashes and run my fingers up/down the lashes. The only eyelashes that come out are ones that are already loose.

I do not have bald eyes nor do I intend to. I pull far more gently than I’ve seen people clean their make up off their eyes.

I have not gotten an eyelash in my eyelashes since, my hands are very much clean, and I will continue doing so.

Good day.

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I love the concept of Brucie Wayne and Batman being ex’s. I want Brucie be like out for blood and over the top.

Reporter: Brucie Wayne, what do you think of the Batman and the allegations that you’re connected to him?

Brucie: Alright, actually- No. Okay. Batman is a fucking bitch. I confide in someone I thought I could trust about how I have a very real phobia of bats, and after we break up, guess who shows up dressed as a giant ass bat in my city.

Reporter: So, are you saying you know who the Batman is?

Brucie: I wish I did. The fucker gave me a fake name and acts like I’m the asshole. I can tell you his name isn’t fucking Brian. On that note actually, I’d like to know the minute GCPD have a name because the minute I find out I am suing his ass.

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I don’t know if y’all are doing the anthology thing, but Xianyun trying to kidnap-adopt Razor has me dead.

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I forgot the thought that made me write this out to begin with.

I want an immortal that will be ready to fist fight historians over the stories of their friends.

Apathetic immortals who isolate themselves and distance themselves from mortal folk. Out.

Depressed immortals who mourn their existence for enduring last past any loved one. Out.

In. A social immortal who will not shut up about all their friends who have long since passed, who will learn everything and every talent from every person possible to show off to later generations, and their house is a growing collection memorabilia. They love people and the value their immortality as it means they can walk to the ends of the Earth learning, loving, and caring and bring every soul that ever crossed their path along with them.

Yes, being immortal can be sad at times, but what is the point of life if you’re afraid of living and loving?

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Apathetic immortals who isolate themselves and distance themselves from mortal folk. Out.

Depressed immortals who mourn their existence for enduring last past any loved one. Out.

In. A social immortal who will not shut up about all their friends who have long since passed, who will learn everything and every talent from every person possible to show off to later generations, and their house is a growing collection memorabilia. They love people and the value their immortality as it means they can walk to the ends of the Earth learning, loving, and caring and bring every soul that ever crossed their path along with them.

Yes, being immortal can be sad at times, but what is the point of life if you’re afraid of living and loving?

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I love the concept of Brucie Wayne and Batman being ex’s. I want Brucie be like out for blood and over the top.

Reporter: Brucie Wayne, what do you think of the Batman and the allegations that you’re connected to him?

Brucie: Alright, actually- No. Okay. Batman is a fucking bitch. I confide in someone I thought I could trust about how I have a very real phobia of bats, and after we break up, guess who shows up dressed as a giant ass bat in my city.

Reporter: So, are you saying you know who the Batman is?

Brucie: I wish I did. The fucker gave me a fake name and acts like I’m the asshole. I can tell you his name isn’t fucking Brian. On that note actually, I’d like to know the minute GCPD have a name because the minute I find out I am suing his ass.

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I love writing, and of course, I do bully my characters. But, as I empathize and sympathize with these creations I’ve pushed through hell, I want nothing more than to comfort them.

At the same time, I will write right universe where I made it right. I spend the whole time comforting and giving them what they were deprived of.

So, yes, I write self-insert fanfic of my own works.

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Me, picking up take out: I have an order for *my name*.

Hostess: I don’t have an order for that name.

Me: … Is it under Jennifer?

Hostess: Oh, yes. There you are!

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I saw Venom Last Dance, and now, I now have demands.

1. Sadie and her symbiote need a Christmas movie. I don’t know who she should fight, but a red symbiote would be in season.

2. A romcom of those two symbiotes that upon release fused together (two headed symbiote). I need there love story and it need it now.

Thank you.

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People: You're so nice.

Me: This is not even me being nice. This is basic human decency. Who are you interacting with?

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Spy x family but make it supercorp >>>>>

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I have recorded myself singing all parts of Let Us Adore You (reprise) from the Steven Universe movie, so I can harmonize with myself because no one wants to sing with me.

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I can cry on demand anytime I want.

Is it acting or am I on the verge of crying at all times?

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I was singing Until I Found You, and said “Romiet to your Julio”.

This now how I prefer it to be.

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I don’t believe in guessing when you are going to die, but in my youth, I did take a quiz to predict when I would die. An ad popped up and I closed it before I could read the exact date, but I read October.

I hope it is around early to mid October. I want a Halloween themed funeral. I want to be dressed in a witch costume and the kids could be princesses, Buzz Lightyear, and a ketchup bottle. Adults need to dress up too.