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I needa render this but here’s that damn Apple everyone’s talking about

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petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

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He's so sad 😞

(Vol. 3, #14)

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“average Doctor is really really cool” factoid actually just statistical error. average Doctor is very uncool. The ninth doctor who wore a leather jacket 24/7 and told a dalek to kill himself is an outlier and should not have been counted

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The reason Donna has never seen the doctor regenerate without David Tennant is actually because the presence of Donna Noble spawns David Tennants in Time Lords the same way temperature feminizes lizards. If the master died in front of Donna he would regenerate into David Tennant

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I don't watch Doctor Who, but I think The Doctor should be a woman more often

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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

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you can’t write team red unless you understand that every member is both simultaneously a fucking Child and the only adult of the group, in different situations. There is a Scale. It goes

Wade - Peter - Matt

child responsible

and depending on their situation, any member can be the Adult.

Faced with working alongside another team, suddenly Matt is the only one with any common sense. This is because, when in close proximity to each other due to not wanting to socialize with other team beyond work terms, Wade and Peter become Insane Gremlins with two braincells to their name.

when injured, Matt is 100% the child. So is Wade. Which leaves Peter to be the responsible Designated Driver who can get everyone’s asses to a first aid kit

when dealing with mental trauma, bad days, depressive episodes, PTSD, anything to do with mental rather than physical, Wade takes the reigns and gets everyone a good movie, space or company depending on what’s needed, some comfort food and time off. He’s on top of that shit. 100% the responsible adult, because he’s actually decently good at dealing with bad days, and though he has some of his own every so often (Matt and Peter help him ofc) he’s gotten good at making them as painless as possible

the gist of this is that you gotta understand when writing that their ages have no impact on the dynamic. Wade and Matt are not automatically the parent to Peter’s kid just cause theyre older—it’s always a toss up depending on the situation, and they always have each other’s backs

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lesbians would rather rob a bank than confess their feelings

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Yes, I'm a responsible adult who can be trusted around spending money, why're you asking? :D I made myself an early birthday present and commissioned the incredible @negativesd09! ♥ Matt and Foggy have had my whole heart since I got into the Daredevil fandom about six months ago. ♥

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good fic rec

it’s fluffy and sweet and amazing

i need matt murdock to be happy sometimes okay

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> Find a m!reader fic on here

"Oh man finally I can't way to read this-"

> they feminize and baby the fuck out of m!reader to the point it's unbearable to read, and m!reader has the personality of a wet cardboard box that's been thrown into a dumpster to rot.

> realize that we're never gonna be able to escape shitty and harmful stereotypes of the "uwu soft boi twink wearing cute outfits!!" or the "wannabe Regina George"

Because oh no no, m!reader can't be just a regular guy, God forbid that gay men want to be seen as more than their sexuality.

Also heaven forbid that a ftm!reader actually has top or bottom surgeries if not both. no no because how else would people stomach their existence. Right?

It's almost like people want to push heteronormative roles..

Weird.. 🤔

Edit: I wanted to add on another issue I see, which isn't frequent but still annoying nonetheless. It's when someone uses the m!reader tag or another variant of the tag but the fic is clearly meant for f!readers.

Idgaf if you want reach for your fic, stop using the tag if it isn't m!reader. This can also be applied to gn!reader, stop using that tag if it isn't gn!reader.

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Sort of a continuation of that stupid joke about terminally offline Clark

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we need playing pretend now more than ever

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hey i saw you across the room at the devil's sacrament and loved your vibe

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the fact that people are still arguing over if gale killed prim...when the entire point is that it did not matter if gale killed prim because he openly advocated for the deaths of hundreds of little girls just like prim on the 'other side' and katniss could no longer see those prims as separate from her prim...and the bombs from 13 stole prim from katniss as brutally and absolutely as the sadism of the capitol would have because they were founded in the same desires for revenge and propangada

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my grandpa (24) married my grandma (17).

let’s just say they divorced about fifteen years later and leave the drama at that

My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.