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Johanna: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Cato: There's no i in team, but there's five i's in individual brilliance

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Haymitch: I’m not doing too well

Haymitch: I  have this headache that comes and goes

Katniss: *Walks in*

Haymitch: Oh look there it is again

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Katniss: You played me like a fiddle

President Coin: Oh no, Mockingjay. Fiddles are actually difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are

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Lamina: Treech was annoying me today so I told him I couldn’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow. There’s nothing special about tomorrow, but there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over

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Katniss: So you fancy girls?

Johanna: Well, that is sort of an entry level requirement for being a lesbian

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Johanna, at Finnick's funeral: Can I have a moment please?

Katniss, leaving: Of course

Johanna: Right, listen here fish boy, I know you aren't dead

Finnick: No shit, but did I scare you?

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Katniss: Okay, help me please!

Johanna: Got two words for you.

Katniss: I bet they won't be helpful.

Johanna: Your problem.

Katniss: I was right

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Wiress: Beetee is teaching me to play 5D chess WITH multiverse time travel… I’ve never been so scared of math and logic before

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Coin: We need to distract them

Plutarch: Leave it to me

Plutarch: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects, discuss

*The victors immediately begin arguing*

Coin: *Watching in horror* Oh, I don’t like this, I don’t like this at all

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Finnick: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Johanna: Fish boy, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Katniss: Can I be frank with you guys

Johanna: Do I have to change my name too?

Peeta: I like my name… Can I still be Peeta?

Finnick: Shush guys, let Frank speak

Katniss:

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*Treech and Mizzen sitting in jail together*

Treech: So who should we call?

Mizzen: I’d call Coral, but I feel safer in jail

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Katniss: We wouldn’t last two minutes without Haymitch

Peeta:

Katniss: Don’t tell him I said that

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Plutarch: We’re not mad, we’re just disappointed 

Coin: No, we’re mad

Plutarch: Yes. We are. We are livid, but we’re going to let this one slide

Coin: No, we’re not

Plutarch: God Madame President, I’m not a mind reader

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Katniss: Am I in trouble?

Haymitch: Take a guess

Katniss: No?

Haymitch: Take another guess

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Annie: I like the fact that we say ‘oh man’ to express disappointment

Johanna: Because men are, in fact, disappointing