#hunger games incorrect quotes

[thehungergamesmemes]

Haymitch: I’m not doing too well

Haymitch: I  have this headache that comes and goes

Katniss: *Walks in*

Haymitch: Oh look there it is again

[nightlocked-in]

“peeta is bisexual” you guys are losing the vision. peeta isn’t even straight. katniss INVENTED sexuality for him. whatever katniss identifies as, he’s like “yeah, i’ll take that one” no questions asked

[bookoholic-rosie]

Katniss: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Haymitch: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Katniss: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING PEETA WITH ME

Effie, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

[emmedoesntdomath]

finnick, grinning at katniss: hey, pretty baby

peeta, indignant: hey!

finnick, eyes wide: oh, sorry

*turning to peeta, grinning the exact same way*

finnick, winking at peeta: hey, handsome

peeta, cheeks going red:

[pixiexdusts-world]

Incorrect quote

Y/n: *is hugging Peeta*

Finnick: Hey! It's my turn to hug Peeta!

Finnick: *grabs Peeta*

Katniss: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!

Y/n: No, It's still my turn!

Peeta: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!

Finnick: But we need the moral support!

Y/n: And you're small! Which is cute!

Katniss: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.

Peeta: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.

[5sospenguinqueen]

Y/N: I love you and all your flaws.

Coriolanus: So you think I have flaws?

[f4riedimples]

katniss: there are over 4 thousand homeless people in panem

peeta: with the average age being 9 years old-

Effie: I don’t give a fuck!

Johanna:

Effie: I don’t care about fucking homeless people!

[achillyscomedown]

[httpsclarye]

Effie, about Haymitch: What an idiot, I can’t believe I’m going to have sex with him.

Portia: Well, you don’t have to…

Effie: Nah, I’m gonna.

[softie-rain]

Katniss: Oh hey Haymitch, did you enjoy the squirrel I caught this morning? Haymitch: Oh yeah, 'saw you hit it right in the eye. Good job. Katniss: Cool. Thanks dad. [everyone looking at her] Katniss: Why is everyone staring at me? Peeta: You just called Haymitch dad. You said, "Thanks dad." Katniss: What? No I didn't, I said thanks man. Haymitch: Do you see me as a father figure, Katniss? Katniss: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me. Effie: Hey! Show your father some respect!

[thehungergamesmemes]

Johanna: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

[reeve-in-a-suit]

Coriolanus: *Accidentally hits Sejanus in the face* Coriolanus *Trying to decide whether to say 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'* Coriolanus: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Sejanus: Coriolanus: *does not explain*

[katnissandpeetamellark]

[crashing9against9the9walls]

Katniss: And where have you been all night, Haymitch?

Haymitch, covered in puke while his shirt is up: I don't know don't where I am now. But wherever I am, someone threw up everywhere.

[pixiexdusts-world]

Incorrect quote

Y/n: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Johanna: Certainly, I’m as sure as I am honest!

Finnick: In that case, we’re definitely lost.

[5sospenguinqueen]

Highbottom: Can someone give me an example of a mistake?

(Corio raises his hand)

Highbottom: That's a very good example.