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Pirates of the Caribbean - But everyone is Baldur’s Gate 3 characters.

And Astarion has to be Elizabeth Swann.

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Sometimes, you're just playing Baldur's Gate 3, and Astarion says something that makes you choke on your drink. Featuring my Tav, Vallis in place of myself.

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I have a toddler... we watch a lot of Bluey, I felt inspired to draw a crossover.

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YOU STOLE MY MOMMY!!!!! x

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Kim Possible. I’ll also be doing the Naked Mole Rap as a conclusion.

mutuals do this

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i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

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Today, (June 7 2022) is Kim Possible’s 20th anniversary.

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Ok we all talk about the Pevensies’ trauma at returning to Earth at the end of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe and their trouble readjusting to life there again but think of all the funny/good parts too

They return from the country, and their mom is surprised when all her children hug her at the station. Even Peter, who thinks he’s all grown up. Even Edmund, who went away surly and withdrawn. She doesn’t know her children haven’t seen her in over a decade.

They miss their dear Cair Paravel, but they absolutely do not miss its chamber pots. Indoor plumbing is amazing.

It takes a while to remember how modern technology works, though. How many heart attacks did the siblings give their parents or the professor because they walked into a dark room only to turn on the light and find the children sitting there in the dark. (They were by the window! There was still plenty of light from the sunset! They would have gotten a candle in a minute!) The kids sheepishly remember oh yeah electricity is a thing.

(Edmund has a new electric torch in Prince Caspian. He was so excited to get that torch. Almost more excited than you’d think a kid his age would be, and his parents expect Peter at least to tease him, but the siblings all agree light in your hand at the touch of a switch is terrific.)

Suddenly getting really high grades in some subjects and terrible in others. Their grammar, reading comprehension, spelling, vocab, even penmanship? Amazing. History and geography? They don’t remember anything. One time in class Susan forgets Earth is round and wants to die.

Also they can never remember what the date is supposed to be because Narnia uses different months and years. They can estimate time really well by looking at the sun though, and Edmund at least can always tell which way is north etc without thinking about it (again, using the sun)

Okay but how many times did they go to pick something up or reach something and realize they are so much shorter and less muscled than they expect? It’s a common sight to see Peter climbing on counters to reach a top cabinet, grumbling about how he’s High King this is demeaning. (No he never takes the extra five seconds to grab a stool. He will climb that shelf.)

Peter and Susan being delighted because they are no longer almost thirty. (In a few years Edmund and Lucy will tease them about being old and their parents will not understand.)

Lucy doesn’t have to deal with periods anymore for a few years yet. Susan might not either. Heck yeah

Lucy loves to climb into her siblings’ laps and be cuddled. In Narnia she eventually she grew too big, but now she is small and snuggleable again. Peter is her favorite, and if she’s upset, he’ll tickle her and tell bad jokes until she’s smiling again, but really she loves cuddling with all her family. She grew up without her parents; how many times did she just want to crawl into her mom’s lap and her mom was a world away? Imagine the first time she realizes she can now. Or, imagine one day, a cold and grey sort of day, when the rain is pattering against the windows, and it sounds like the rain on the windows of the Professor’s house, that first day they went exploring. It sounds like the day they played hide and seek. It sounds so like the rain on the windows of Cair Paravel, that if Lucy closes her eyes she can imagine she’s back there, having tea and chatting with Mr. Tumnus before the fireplace of her room, and soon the rain will stop, and they will go out on the balcony and wave to the naiads and the dryads and the mermaids, who have come out to enjoy the rain and visit one other on the banks of the Great River winding past Cair Paravel down to the sea.

But if Lucy looks out the window, all she’ll see is the rain over London, so it’s not only a cold and grey sort of day, it’s a lonely sort of day too.

Susan and Edmund are playing chess in the living room (and they must have studied with Professor Kirke, thinks their mother, because they certainly weren’t that good when they left). Lucy goes over to Edmund, and oh dear, thinks their mother, now he’s going to call her a baby and be horrible to her, but instead he picks her up and puts her on his lap without even taking his eyes off the chessboard; it’s simply a matter of course.

“Doesn’t the rain sound familiar?” says Lucy in a solemn, wistful way.

Their mother doesn’t know what that means, but her siblings must, because Susan says, “Yes, Lu, it does,” and Edmund gives her a little hug with his free arm as she tucks herself under his chin to watch the chess match.

(Five minutes later there is a crash from the next room as Peter falls off a counter. Their mother does not understand the words he must have picked up from the Professor, but he’s grounded for them anyway. His siblings have no respect for their High King, because they refuse to stop laughing.)

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If i had a nickel for every time a fictional pirate became a father figure to me,

I’d have two nickels. 

Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

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John Musker and Ron Clements villains

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Why did Star Trek 2009 steal Jim's introduction scene directly from Treasure Planet

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Behold, my childhood

Take me back to when movies were usually Animated this way.

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TREASURE PLANET (2002)

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Headcanon:

The whole Elizabeth/flirting thing was Breda’s idea. As the group is planning how to keep Roy in the loop for the whole clocktower mission, he just sort of …

Breda: Well, sir, you do have your reputation. I know it’s for info gathering mostly, but we could leverage it here, too.

Roy: Oh?

Breda: (glancing at Hawkeye, oh, I am so sorry) Maybe instead of just meeting dates on work time, you could start calling them too.

Roy and Riza exchange a glance.

Roy: So I flirt with Lieutenant Hawkeye … for the mission?

Riza: That’s actually a pretty good way to keep you informed.

Roy: DID YOU JUST NOT VETO IT??

Breda: So do you guys think you could … I mean I know it’s weird and all … But for the mission ….

Riza: Yes, that’s totally fine.

Breda: And just in case the wire is tapped, you’ll need to sound like one of his other dates

Riza: Like this ~ ♩ ?

Roy: (leaning closer) YES.

Breda: (what have I done)

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So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*

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I’ve lost control of my life. Have another Kingdom Hearts/Ducktales(2017) crossover. Staring Kairi as Webby.