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Eh. I call this Catharsis.

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Listen. Harry James Potter was an accident. 

You cannot convince me otherwise. Lily and James were 19 when they got pregnant. There’s no way that was on purpose. 

Please picture it. 

Lily tells James they’re pregnant. James panics, leaves, finds the other Marauders and demands a lads night, you know, no reason, just some drunken shenanigans for no reason at all with friends! Remus notices something seems a bit off and keeps an eye on his friend, but no one says anything. It’s only several hours later, when James is drunkenly crying and wailing on the floor, “He’s going to be so small! How can I protect him? SO SMALL!” that they realize what’s going on. They ask him if he is going to be alright. He sobs, tears and snot running down his face, and nods furiously. “This is the happiest I have ever been!” The others look at each other, shake their heads, and pull him to his feet. Sirius marches him back home to Lily, who has been waiting, scared, alone, and more than a little pissed off at her boyfriend for the better part of the night. She softens when she sees James drunkenly leaning on Sirius, Sirius shrugging in apology, because James is a mess but at least he’s home now. James falls to his knees in front of her and says, “I’m so sorry I ran off. I got scared. I’m still scared. But I’m happy too.” Lily can’t help but smile. “It’s alright, James, we’ll figure–” But James loudly shushes her and points at her stomach. “Wait. I’m talking to my son.” Lily glares at him and reminds him that it could be a daughter. Sirius adds, “Could be twins! Or quintuplets!” Lily glares more and tries not to laugh while James murmurs into her belly, “’M gonna ask your mum to marry me, but keep it secret ‘cause I have to buy a ring first. And a broom. Not for the wedding. For you. Do you like quidditch? You probably don’t know what that is yet. Don’t worry. I’ll teach you. I’ll teach you everything.”

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The Gays, The Prefects & The Jocks

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what do you mean wolfstar didnt raise harry

what do you mean this isnt canon (from this post)

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So I started doodling and it spiraled but y’know-

Also it’s 4 fucking am again I told myself I’ll fix my sleeping damnit

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When Remus tucks his finger into Sirius’ shirt collar and gently pulls him over himself on the bed, Sirius moves his hand down to Remus’ belt buckle, breaks away from their kiss, and breathlessly says,

“Do you have something?”

But his knuckles are brushing the skin just below Remus’ navel and Remus can’t think through his dizziness. 

“Something?” he echoes, blinking slowly. Sirius presses his forehead to Remus’ and his fingers move up to caress his side. He looks about as recked as Remus feels. 

“Yeah, Moony,” he says. “Like a condom?“ 

"A c…? Oh! Right. Sex.”

Sex with Sirius, he thinks deliriously, reaching out to the drawer by the bed. I get to have sex with Sirius.

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Literally everyone has to share the queer community with their oppressors, y'all exclusionists ain’t special.

Trans folk gotta share it with cis

Intersex folks have to share it with perisex people

Gays and lesbians have to share it with heterosexuals (trans folk exist)

Black queers gotta share it with white queers

Autistic queers have to share it with allistic queers

Disabled queers gotta share it with abled queers

Neurodivergent queers have to share it with neurotypical queers

Jewish and Muslim queers have to share it with Christian queers

Asexual and aromantic folks have to share it with allosexual and alloromantic folks

The list goes on. We all have to share the community with someone who meets a demographic of our oppression in some way.

And the funny thing here is, y'all’s gatekeeping asses think YOU’RE the victims. When you’re the ones that actively seek out people to exclude and berate. You’re the ones that seek out a soapbox to spew hate. You’re the ones cyberbullying people to DEATH because somehow you think being as bad as the people who oppressed you makes you Big.

You do not get to make the choice of someone not belonging because some part of their identity makes you uncomfortable.

We’re here, we’re ALL queer, and if you don’t like it and you can’t get along you can either grow the fuck up or meet me in the fucking pit.

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Okok listen-

Listen-

I fell into a Wolfstar hell hole and I can’t seem to leave I’m really sorry for all this fanart

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Sirius, how big do you smile when you see Remus?

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Between you and Remus, who gets more jealous when the other gets hit on?

Sirius: Oh by all means, please continue gaping.

(( OOC: Sirius has some… unhealthy coping mechanisms. Don’t be like Sirius children. ))

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so which of you is louder? yanno... in the bedroom

(( OOC: … Who do you think? )) 

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Do you stretch out the collars of Remus’ jumpers to show off his collarbones?

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Is there something that Remus does or wears that just drives you wild?

Sirius: *goes off for an hour* 

BONUS: 

The “you’re about get detention” look.

The “I’m about to get expelled” look.

The “Anxiety Shuffle”. 

The “Awkward Dad Dancing.” 

The “jealous boyfriend but trying to play it cool” look. 

The “scars are badass” look (lbr, Sirius just really likes him naked).

The “I’m about to start somethin’” look.

The “Happy Clapping”. 

The “Unrobing”. 

THE “Look”.

The… Holy fuck…

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Between you and Remus, who cooks more? Are you more fond of muggle foods or wizard?

Remus: *shouts from the next room* LIES! Sirius is a domestic goddess, don’t let him tell you otherwise! 

(( OOC: Honestly I don’t know which head canon I like more, Sirius being absolutely shit at cooking while Remus spends all this time making chocolate cupcakes and cute little baked goods, or Sirius being a fucking master chef of French cuisine and Remus burning mac-n-cheese from the box. )) 

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You ever thought about cutting your hair? I’m sure Remus likes it at this length, huh? 😏

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I don’t understand how you can love a werewolf. Aren’t you ever worried he’ll kill you or turn you into one of them?

Sirius: Trust me, I’m a lot safer than you right now. *rolls up his fluffy sleeves* Natural selection really doesn’t favor you, does it?

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sooo sirius, be honest. how often do you steal Rem’s jumpers

Sirius: I’m actually partial to his dressing robe at the moment…