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mary ann and gorgug becoming an item is so funny to me bcus it’s literally just the “me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic” meme and frankly i love that for mary ann specifically

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The Crowley Music Theory

I was bored at work so I decided to write a paper on the theory that Crowley has been affecting the songwriting of artists like Hozier and Queen (Freddie Mercury may he rest in peace). I finished writing it today so if anyone wants to read it, here's the link!

Anyways, have fun :)

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the crowley music theory

i am currently writing a paper on the ongoing good omens theory that crowley has influenced a lot of music and other media and its almost 3,000 words now and i am not even done– theres still like 10 more paragraphs to write at least.

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not fandom related but like- i love stardew valley

however, my ex bf was the one who modded it for me like a year ago, and since we broke up 6 months ago i haven’t played it, which means that now i have to do scary things like mod it myself (which i was never taught how to do) and frankly nothing on the internet makes sense and overall i am just very annoyed

so if anyone has any smapi tips for mac users let a gay know

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i would, personally, like for Crowley to have a full on bun in season three. longer red hair tied up in a ponytail holder. i want him to wake up completely disheveled to the opening lines of Somebody to Love, throw their hair up in a messy bun and trip over wine bottles- doing just awfully because her angel is gone. it’s not a want it’s a need

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i just love this, as a regulus black kinnie it makes me (shockingly) happy

James, reluctantly: I'm sad

Reg: I'm sorry, I'm here for you if you need anything

James: ...you're not going to tell me to cheer up? Everyone always tells me to cheer up

Reg: I still like you when you're sad, cheri

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this is the most romantic thing a person could say and i will die on that hill

when mischa bachinski said "i will lay my masculinity at the altar of your maidenhood" .... kind of going insane tbh. he puts on this tough guy persona but hes genuinely one of the softest characters in this musical

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felt.

I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror.

– Regulus Black

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"Not all men" You're right. Noel Gruber, Mischa Bachinski, and Ricky Potts would never

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i know right, like…..make it make sense

the fact they released a “clean” version of noel’s lament is SO funny to me. the song is about being a slut in postwar france and having sex with a different guy EVERY NIGHT and they think that taking out “fuck” is going to make it family friendly? yeah this song is very explicitly about sex and death but nobody cusses so here let your children listen :)

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this is a little too relatable as a regulus kin, thank you

Regulus: Don’t worry, I’ve still got a few knives up my sleeve.

James: I think you mean tricks?

Sirius: He did not.

Regulus, pulling out several knives: I did not.

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i love this dynamic so much. thank you

is this anything

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this is all canon because i said so, thank you.

a few nischa headcanons from my ever-growing list of them because i <3 them

noel is a massive theatre kid and since uranium is a very small town and st cassian is an even smaller school noel gets cast in like everything and mischa is always in the audience to every single one of his shows with a whole boutique of flowers each time

mischa taught noel a bit of ukrainian so they could communicate in mischa's native language

there are a lot of days when it's just the two of them (at mischa's house in his basement, in noel's bedroom, the choir room before or after their meetings, it depends) where they will just put on some music and dance with each other! they switch who gets to choose what music they dance to and noel usually either picks some slow, romantic song that may or may not be in french or songs from various musicals he likes (those come with a full performance from him too). when mischa picks, it is such a fucking wild card because he likes every single genre of music ever

they're so physically affectionate it's SICKENING they're constantly touching each other in some way and it's usually subtle but other times one will just be fully putting all of their weight on the other

frequent sleep overs! it's usually at mischa's house because he has a large basement and his parents generally don't care (which makes noel sad, so he always offers to hold the next sleep over at his house. mischa usually says it's fine but he does give in sometimes because noel's mom is very nice). they usually sleep right next to each other but both are so restless and they move around SO much. mischa has woken up with noel fully laying on top of him and noel has woken up with mischa's arm on his face

speaking of sleepovers i think mischa usually sleeps without a shirt on (he always asks noel if it's okay before he takes it off though, he doesn't want to make him uncomfortable ever and he would die if he did) and he's so WARM noel loves cuddling to him normally but especially when he's without a shirt because he's just very warm

matching jewelry. noel gets them matching necklaces like decently soon after they started dating and soon after mischa was DETERMINED to hand-make matching bracelets for the both of them and both of them silently agree to never take off either piece of jewelry

noel broke a bone in his arm once when he was a freshman and the first person he was like "...do you wanna sign my cast?" to was mischa. it was a messy signature but it meant a lot to noel, who had a VERY strong crush on him

noel really likes playing with mischa's hair, it's soft

mischa let noel paints his nails from time to time, usually black to match his

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i have no explanation beyond the fact that i love that noel’s sweater has sleeves because my noel sweater does too and i love it

I've reached the silly memes stage of making rtc fanart

[Reference under the cut]

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these adorable characters run my life at this point, this was too amazing to not appreciate

not sure the likeness is 100% there but hey heres a funny little sketch for a cool musical i watched yesterday

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this is far too accurate to not be appreciated

so i want to jump on the mom friend mischa trend and give my two cents so here are my mom friend mischa headcannons:

only the choir get to hate ocean. if anyone else is heard badmouthing her then mischa is on it

im talking full on scraps in the alley behind the school but come on theres no competition

mischa wins

sometimes if hes there when it happens he just dives straight into action

and god forbid hes with ricky or noel when it happens

ricky will willingly give up a crutch and lean on the wall while mischa beats the person up with it until theyre lying on the ground and/or ricky needs to get to class and might want his crutch.

noel is almost as defensive over being the only person to mock ocean as mischa is, and worse, mischa wants to impress him

so imagine mischa bachinski actually trying while beating you up

yea thats what i thought

moving aside from ocean he'll fight anyone who comes close to the other members of the choir

his basement is always free to anyone who needs it

he always has a change of clothes and first aid stuff for those who need it

tell me he doesnt carry one of oceans inhalers at all times

ocean goes to his house before school everyday to shower so she doesnt smell like weed

so does penny

oh god does mischa get defensive over penny

like woah hes got everything she might possibly need

ocean: hey mischa-

mischa: nope

penny: i want taco bell

mischa: already on it

he has noel on speed dial for that

honestly penny doesnt even really like taco bell she just likes watching noel run from the mall to wherever mischa called from

penny doesnt even really need defending at this point mischas scared everyone off

wow that got long, lol.

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i’d honestly love to be in see a production of ride the cyclone where they do a full run but one of the shows there’s a swap so the guys play the girl parts and visa versa.

ocean <-> noel

constance <-> mischa

jane <-> ricky

just please i’d love for this to exist and to be cast in it