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Not to be horny or anything but I would let Legolas.........

......buy me flowers

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Gen Z culture is your mom saying she needs mental help because she got the wrong kind of milk meanwhile you cry yourself to sleep every night

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Freddie Mercury deserved the world but the world did not deserve Freddie Mercury

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I don’t know who invented the hoodie but I love you so much baby I hope you’re flourishing

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Shrek and The Princess Bride use the same form of humor on opposite ends of the spectrum but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation yet

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PLEASE STOP PUTTING UNSKIPPABLE HORROR MOVIE TRAILERS ON AT LATE TIMES

Thank you

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Its. dumbicth szn

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YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE

Disrespect my mints

i hope y'all are getting paid to lie about how mint & chocolate tastes good together

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What I should be doing: cleaning my ridiculously messy room

What I’m actually doing: shiding and farding

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Me:(

David Bowie music: *plays*

Me:)

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Who did this

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One time I was walking down the sidewalk and a jogger came up behind me and said “On your left.” I forgot that this was, in fact, an actual thing that people say- not just a Captain America reference, and I proceeded to stand there like an idiot and nearly collide with this poor man.

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The entire fellowship would completely fall apart if Sam wasn’t there and you cannot change my mind.

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me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

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I will not stop compulsively doing peace signs until there is actual peace. Thank you for your time.