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Pardon me @the-muppet-joker

I was attempting to enquirer about purchasing one of your NFTs, when an anonymous account sent me this. It doesn’t look like the ones you’ve sent out before. Is this some kind of collaboration with the anonymous account who sent this? Just curious?

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Don’t think your plan worked boss man

Hmph! It appears my evil plot has been foiled! Vendo fiend has not been fired from his place of employment. Never the less, I persist! I will have my revenge. Not now, but soon….. some day.

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I’ve done it! I’ve sent an email to their employer about their heinous behavior! Victory shall be mine! >:)

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PLOT FOR REVENGE

Hello all! After many weeks of contemplation I have decided the perfect revenge plot against that vending machine fiend! My plan? I am going to send his fanfiction to his corporate office and get him fired! He will no longer be able to access his wretched tumblr blog! Let’s see who’s laughing now! >:)

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THIS IS WHAT HE TOOK FROM ME!!

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HELP ME GET REVENGE!!!!

I have been thinking of what that rapscallion has done to me for weeks. I haven’t slept, I can’t even look at vending machines the same way anymore. The only place I can get my favorite flavor of Funyun is a vending machine near my apartment and I’ve been avoiding it. I haven’t had my favorite rings in so long.

Now I need help. Someone! Tell me a good method for revenge that will be swift and fearsome and finally show that vending machine loving freak who’s boss! I want my life back! I want my Funyuns back! OH HELP ME PLEASE!

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I have been seething for a full week now…. I still can’t believe that happened. That freak wrote smut about a vending machine and it was dedicated to ME!? This won’t do, this simply won’t do

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I may have spoken too soon

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Oh dear….

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Hmph! So far I haven’t heard anything from that vending machine menace. He said he would post at 10 but there’s nothing yet.

Ha! Maybe he chicken out of posting!

What a fool!

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If that vending machine weirdo dedicates his smut to me I swear….

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DONT YOU DARE!!!! ILL REPORT YOU TO YOUR CORPORATE OFFICE YOU FEIND!!

Y’all I’m bricked the fuck up. 1 like on this post and I’ll write vending machine smut. Fr.

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HMPH! How positively odious! I thought I was more open minded about these kinds of things but I guess not! Such a crude display! Muppet fucking I can tolerate but this?? Too much! Far FAR to much!! You sir need help! This is unnatural!To be sexually attracted to venting machines? GOODNESS GRACIOUS! HOW GAUCHE!!

Y’all I’m bricked the fuck up. 1 like on this post and I’ll write vending machine smut. Fr.

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HMPH! I’m peeved!

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DISREGARD THAT LAST POST PLEASE!!!!

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Oh dear….