hello sharks today I am asking for five billion dollars to support me in the development of a mega laser death ray power x1000 with attachable clamps for my car. It will aid me in disintegrating any other car on the road who changes lanes with no blinker. Thanks <3
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My coworkers spent like an hour bullying me into emailing our boss to be like “sir pay the fuck up” wrt my salary which is all well and good except I’ve started drafting the email and I’m getting more annoyed the more I write it bc of how much I’ve contributed to this gd company
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How I felt towards Ragna's exclusion as a guest character in guilty gear strive:
Me: (on my knees begging) Ragna!!! Come back!!!
Ragna: (standing over a cliff) I'm not coming back.
Me: But… I miss you. The fans miss you. Even arc systems misses you.
Arc systems partying at EVO.
Ragna: Goodbye.
Me: (getting dragged by my family) NOOOO!!! RAGNAAA!!!
(Current thoughts: (Sigh) Maybe in Granblue...)
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The discussion of Mr. Collins's offer was now nearly at an end, and Elizabeth had only to suffer from the uncomfortable feelings necessarily attending it, and occasionally from some peevish allusions of her mother.
"Pride and Prejudice" - Jane Austen
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Collins Dictionary Names the Word of the Year
IT'S NOT A WORD! 🙄😑
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online driving school is so stupid. like the question is "is the red car in a safe following distance behind the black car?" and they are like half a mile away from each other, and i answer safe and the are like "WRONG u can tell by the way the shadows are cast!" and
w h a t
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Ran across the “say use any pronouns and they only use one” post again (the one with the Seinfeld take at the end), and it does echo with me because I tell people “I’m fine with any pronoun (except sir), but I prefer they/them” and then they all consistently use he/him with me.
Yes, I realize I have a goatee and a low voice, but that doesn’t change the fact that I would rather you use they/them, because I am agender far more often than I am male or female.
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In typical fashion, I have some complaints about the ballet scene
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[image ID: Bernie Sanders meme with a small aromantic flag captioned “I am once again asking for you to include aromantics in your pride art/posts/merch” End ID]
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Episode 103: Hey, It's Can(n)on
https://traffic.libsyn.com/wzrdradiopod/Episode_103_Hey_Its_Cannon.mp3
Hello magical friends and welcome to episode 103 of WZRD Radio! I’m your hostwitch Bess and I’ve been meaning to do this episode for a few years now, but kept forgetting until it was too late. Not this year though!
Let’s see if you can figure out why this theme had to be September’s episode. Your first clue is “excuse me” by…
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also fucking everything in the dining hall at my school is different this semester?? and it's so fucking weird like it's not even an improvement lmao it's actively worse. and now i don't know where anything is and i feel so silly and lost like im freshman with no friends again lmaoooo
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“…she said in a voice that was pleading on the way to peeved.”
- Nick Dunne
~ Gone Girl ~
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