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I love watching people exercise while I stuff my face and criticize their every movement

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*doesn’t look at serving size on chocolate bar in futile attempt to convince myself it’s a single serving*

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Does anyone else do emo bath time where you just kinda sit in a bath for an hour and listen to music and contemplate life?

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Isn’t it weird that our whole life revolves around dying? Like, we are steadily getting closer and closer to the day we die, and every 24 hours we need to dedicate like 8 to faking death and if we don’t fake death for too long we actually die.

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Me 90% of the time

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If you find mental illness sexy, I’m your gal

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When you’re eyeing another girl but your ex is planning revenge

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Being a woman with depression sucks because on a daily basis you think about how awful everything is then once a month your period shows up and just goes “hi, bitch :)”

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After watching the new Queer Eye: I’m a sexy beast and I can do anything with a little effort!

Literally anytime else: *eating a handful of Doritos* Do you think I could get away wearing these sweatpants for the third day in a row?

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Me, eating a whole sleeve of thin mints: Self control’s for pussies