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Harrys little glasses are crooked all the time so James straightens them a lot, and every time he does Harry then reaches up his little hands and straightens James’s glasses right back

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sometimes a song is so fire i crush and burn and collapse on the floor and then i have to remind myself that i don’t actually have a similar experience to it

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i think conan gray has made such an impact on the yearning side of music that i forgot sombr is literally into women

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my marauders pinterest board is named "being in the marauders fandom is a form of sh " and i think this sums us up pretty well

we really do be creating shit and then sob uncontrollably to them

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can anyone tell me how to not feel physically crushed by a plane every time a think about sirius in azkaban …asking for a friend

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having creative ideas beyond your skills is like that scene in the mushroom circle from tinkerbelle…and my own personal hell

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Honestly, y'all, I'm begging you. Take the time to think and learn for yourself. Even if it's just something casual like knitting or cooking. Exercise your brain. It's important.

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Need you guys to know I am soooo anti generative AI. In case that wasn't clear. It's bad for the environment, unethical, theft, and will never be as freaky as me. It is inferior in every way

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“They’re just fictional characters” ok then why do I feel like their heartache personally cracked my ribs?

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hey so i Fully Believe that telemachus was not afraid of odysseus in Hold Them Down

people may have told him stories of Odysseus, King of Ithaca, Athena's chosen Champion, Hero of Troy

but mama's boy telemachus sat by her feet as she wove tapestry after tapestry; and penelope told her little wolf stories of his father

how they met, how he tripped over himself to woo her, how he cried his eyes out when penelope became pregnant, how telemachus wouldn't sleep in his cot as a baby because he was so used to being in his father's arms because odysseus would not put him down; and yes, how viciously he defended their family when the atrides came to retrieve him for the war

telemachus? the child of the Unhinged Power Couple? who knew very well how horrible those suitors were, how they treated him and spoke of his mother?

took one look at his dad viciously protecting their home, their family, and thought he was the coolest, strongest person ever (after mom ofc)

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Odysseus really saying "I am not your kind and gentle husband" after calling Telemachus "my son", "my boy", "sweetest joy I've known"

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snoopy is traumatized:(

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"wolfstar is canon" I say into the microphone. the crowd boos. I sigh and begin to walk off stage. "she's right" a voice says, I turn and there he is. David Thewlis.

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the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

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"My child is fine." Your child is reading the angstiest fanfics about Harry Potter's dead parents and their friends on purpose.