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LORD, I CAN’T CHANGE! WON’T YOU FLY HIGH, FREE BIRD, YEAH!

this will get to the right people

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Absolute Cinema

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How can you make me more gay. girls uhhhhhhh.

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I too am in this episode.

Columbo be like: Can I ask a question?

Everyone: No, fuck off Colombo. I request a lawyer

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Patient: I feel tired all the time. Its like I have too much to do at every moment.

House: The patient needs clones to live!

House 2: More Clones!

Patient and Patient 2: We feel better now, thank you doctor-

House 3: We are very smart.

Wilson: I too am in this episode.

Wilson 2: I too am in this episode.

Wilson 3: I too am in this episode.

Wilson 4: I too am in this episode.

Wilson 5: I too am in this episode.

Wilson 6: I too am in this episode.

Columbo be like: Can I ask a question?

Everyone: No, fuck off Colombo. I request a lawyer

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Unironically yes. Columbo, although using trickery and self-incrimination to catch criminals, which is morally and legally dubious, never has killed anyone despite most of the antagonists being murderers. I doubt that Columbo would do a police shooting or engage in police brutality. The police wouldn’t be perfect, but a clone army of Columbo Clones would genuinely fix a huge amount of the issues present with the police.

Columbo be like: Can I ask a question?

Everyone: No, fuck off Colombo. I request a lawyer

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I love Ulysses from Fallout: New Vegas

I'm not doing a rant or anything right now. Maybe later, but I have university work to do right now. I just want to say that he is genuinely such an interesting character and is philosophically brilliant. One of the things I dislike most about Fallout New Vegas fans is that he is characterized as a 'yapper'. The entire Lonesome Road DLC is a character exploration about Ulysses and the dichotomy of the battle of nations which New Vegas is centered on. Just such a brilliant character. He's probably my favorite beyond even the other characters I love such as Joshua Graham, Veronica, and Legate Lanius.

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Ok, like I absolutely support the sentiment and the advice is excellent and should be followed. But Columbo is like probably the only cop who exclusively takes on the 1% and elites who look down on him for being working class, and catches them and finds their guilt through their own hubris being their undoing rather than by force. I'm not a fan of cops as much as the next gal, but I feel if all police were like Detective Columbo people wouldn't hate the police as much.

Columbo be like: Can I ask a question?

Everyone: No, fuck off Colombo. I request a lawyer

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Unfortunately you fail to realize they have neat armour so therefore are entirely morally correct and the definite good guys.

Fallout games will have a villain faction of fascist slavers with a leader named Dickface McFascist and some fans will say they're ideologically right or pure after they just wiped out an entire town of civilians.

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I woke up in a cold sweat this morning, grabbed my phone, and frantically searched if Andy Serkis was still alive. I was very happy to learn he wasn't dead.

I don't know I just was utterly convinced the second I woke up that he was dead and that made me extremely sad.

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Marcy!

GET MARCY'D !!! 🐸🐸🐸

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Peace is a lie. There is only Passion.

Through Passion, I gain Strength.

Through Strength, I gain Power.

Through Power, I gain Victory.

Through Victory my chains are Broken.

The Force shall free me.

Adora, the Sith Lord of Power

l i g h t / d a r k

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The creators of Invincible will never know what “I miss William” has done to me.

“You’re not mark…”

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You son of a bitch.

*rebogs*

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Just another day in the Suburban War.

The cities we live in could be distant stars, and I'll search for you in every passing car.

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Transgender Daily Bugle photographer Petra Parker getting invited to an Arcade Fire concert? I'm totally not adding that to my headcanon whatsoever. Not at all.

this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

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I would end up probably being worse if anything. Adrias would be like "I'm going to conquer Earth" and I would go:

Its not really a cowardice thing, but honestly if I had no preconception of how bad Andrias was (seeing how he treated Amphibia in season 3) I would think he was a decent ruler (with only the context of his ruling of Newtopia in season 2) and probably better than the governments of Earth.

So if anything I think Marcy is less naive than me by immediately fighting against Andrias in True Colors.

The great thing about Marcy is that in her shoes I would be just as doomed because I would make the same choices.