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[transtoby]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[transtoby]

heyyyyy,

so like, some people like my poetry, and I hyperfixate, right? Right.

baisicly I’m gonna post a fan fiction on here. that’s it,

it’s marauders, and set in the 70-90s nobody knows when exactly

[transtoby]

the great thing about being a fanfic writer: if there's a certain fanfic plot you can't find, you can make it yourself.

the terrible thing about being a fanfic writer: now you *have* to write that fanfic plot you can't find.

[transtoby]

I would leap through a dog agility course rn for a cigarette

[transtoby]

support trans people.

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[transtoby]

writer, sitting on their couch thinking over a sentance: dear, whats a good discriptor for the way blood looks on concrete?

killer: uhh, ill get back to you on that- *discreetly grabbing a knife and quickly going out.*

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[transtoby]

my father said he and his fiancé are ‘going through grandmas like bad boyfriends’ and I’m too scared to ask what that means.

[transtoby]

Plorn dickens sounds like a name I would give a crack character who hits on the mc

you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

[transtoby]

who the fuck chose the rat?!

[transtoby]

sometimes I get overwhelmed and I just gotta start speaking cursive.

[transtoby]

so, this is especially hard, because, on one hand I’d like to have Remus or Sirius or Marlene, but if Remus lived he would have had to live with all his friends dying and his wife dying, although he would have teddy and probably be a little bit of a father to Harry. if I chose Sirius he would have had the guilt of his friends dying, his moony dying, not being there for Harry, + his lil bro. marlenes friends + family died, and she couldn’t do anything.

anywho have fun<3

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Reblog if you've ever stayed up all night to read a fanfiction about dead gay wizards on a School night

[transtoby]

To the axe murderer my blog is named for

How you inspire

how I wish

I could look, as you do

covered in blood, your own and others.

no longer human.

but still beloved

controlled by impulse,

and an Eldridge entity’s will.

you were bullied,

as was I,

but you were recognized

for your ailment

I was ignored,

told I was faking it,

still I am,

As I plot my revenge,

not as you did,

but just as impactfull.

[transtoby]

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!