triggerhappyhammock

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none of this

“no girls allowed” “no boys allowed”

nonsense???

from now on its just “no one allowed” and no one gets to talk to me

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hmm,,

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who wants to plunge into the mysterious unseen cold wet depths of vast darkness through the seemingly limitless caves which barely give us room to inch through while being miles below the surface as we can barely hear each others voices due to the blaring echoes of water dropping

with me😃👍?

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this time its its not even 4 it’s literally 6:18 rn i

i will am just not sleep

oops 4:39 in morning :,)

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oops 4:39 in morning :,)

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ok but what if like

trump is actually just trying to speedrun having the world hate him

he let the US get coronavirus. he insults everyone. he has been accused of crime many times. he is the stereotypical evil money man. its perfect. the reason he ran for president was just so more haters could know him. this mans a genius

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um

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they’re,, theyre...... an impasta

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idea:

so you know how theres animal crossing animals that have specific careers and shit

imagine blathers has a distant cousin (who he completely ignores out of hate and fear) who runs.. a...

hooters

because they’d be an owl

hoot

im sorry

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why does my brain do the

chaos of the bill nye the science guy intro, that shit when you push into eyes, pins and needles feeling, kinda just screaming, 1000 drumsets being bonked, all the piano keys at once, bunch of thunder noises,

when im just trying to sleep

please calm

no

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ok. danganronpa ship. kazuichi and mechamaru.

1: robot and mechanic

2: kazuichi constantly asks mechamaru if he can “look at his insides”

3: mechamaru dispenses soda. its a sign.

4: mechamaru notoriously loves shit. you know whos shit??? just kidding i love you kazoo man