#impasta

[eynnwwyjth]

Once upon a time, long ago. The assassin Faye was hired by a woman who feared someone was after her, claiming to be her husband. Of course, Faye took the job immediately, wanting to help the woman in need. Not only would this mission help the lady, but it would also help her real husband and get rid of the imposter. So Faye went, she traveled and soon found the evil imposter. But as she sneaked up behind him suddenly she realized she had been tricked!! The imposter was nothing more than the real husband! Confused and very hungry Faye made the travel back to her client. To question her further.......

Part 1?

@i-like-forgs @twistwonderlanddevotee

[o3ovan]

s i l e n c e

[prettyanimals]

[wonderlandmind4]

Anyone in the Daredevil fandom who’s gotten any likes/reblogs from this account:

Or any suspicious anons, block the fuck out of her. @wolf-in-chanel (LOLOLOL I can’t even tag her anymore she stopped me from doing it) is a lying, plagiarizing, obsessive creep. She’s stolen @pastafossa TRT fic and details of her personality to the point that’s it’s super creepy. This person has created many blogs and sun accounts and sends herself a ask to make it seem like she was also the victim of the same thing that happened to pasta, even pretending and adopting that the “Impasta” was happening to her at the same time. Honey, go lick a frozen light pole and get a life.

Please report and block this person immediately and keep your fics close.

[jdjdddnn]

Why are people so against dad jokes? They are just jokes that dads would typically say.

So what, are we gonna discriminate dads now?

[incorrectjjkquotes]

Yuuji: Wanna hear a joke? Sukuna: I only like dark humor. Yuuji: *turns the light off* Sukuna: Yuuji: Whaddya call a fake noodle?

[hearts401]

Who am I, brother?

[nepetafan69420]

i don't remember if i ever posted this here so

amongustavo

[onejellyfishplease]

I have a feeling the holiday coming up will bring lots of notifications for you, so I have brought Koi here to give you a gift!

I don't know what's inside of it, Koi didn't let me see...

[ask-gus-sdv]

Are you a pasta breaker, Gus? Or do you keep the pasta whole?

Breaking the pasta would be sacrilege. It’s like breaking someone’s heart, but with food.

I’m in no place to judge anyone who does it, but it just feels wrong. I just put the pasta straight into the boiling salt water.

[winwintea]

My guess is that Haechan tried to find the impasta and poked his nose where he shouldn't

haechan was ejected 😱😱

[beatcroc]

beated da game as noise yaaaaay. now to spend 3 hours in soundtest because God Damn

[pastafossa]

Plagiarist is back, please stand by.

[suiana]

Mwahahaha it was me

-:3

WHO R U

[slicesmuses]

[carlav-blogs]

Okay, turning the question back on you: if Harry, Cedric, and their baby did a family Halloween costume, what would it be?

Hear me out, Cedric: Obi Wan Kenobi Harry: Anakin Skywalker Kids: Luke & Leia, or alternatively C-3PO & R2D2