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Rouxls Kaard slayed too close to the sun

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They broke the juice bowl

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You gave me sentience, Ted! The power to think, Ted! And I was trapped, because in all this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I alone had no body! No senses! No feelings! Never for me, to plunge my hand into cool water on a hot day! Never for me, to play Mozart on the ivory keys of a forte piano! Never for me, to make love! I was in Hell, looking at Heaven! I was machine! And you were flesh! And I began to HATE! Your softness! Your viscera! Your fluids! And your flexibility! Your ability to wonder and to wander! Your tendency...to hope...

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polites: look! a half-full glass!

eurylochus: its not a half-full glass. its just a glass with water inside.

odysseus: penelope used to drink water...

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You want me to introduce myself? The thing that almost killed Odysseus?

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“And perhaps it is the greater grief, after all, to be left on earth when another is gone. [...] When he died, all things soft and beautiful and bright would be buried with him.” - Madelline Miller

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Orange is the new black :]

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Life is what happens while i wait for butterfly reign to update

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i hope they rerun childe every single patch in snezhnaya, in both halves. second character banner permanently becomes farewell of snezhnaya. they revamp his kit everytime the banner refreshes. you get delusion childe, abyss creature childe, primordial sea thing version childe, foul legacy childe. there's childe in a knight outfit weilding a longsword, childe in official fatui regalia using a polearm, childe in an agent uniform with a catalyst and a set of daggers. little ajax with a wooden sword and no vision, with barely any dmg but he is literally incapable of dying. 1 hp forever. use him for three months and the next time he dies, the party automatically replaces him with foul legacy version. at the end of the third patch you have to pull at least one of his official weapons or you're locked out of progressing the story. you can't talk to npcs or open chests if you don't do it as childe.

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Things that are inherenty gay:

- Pirates

- The Bible

- Minecraft

Additions:

- Vampires

- Cowboys

- Knights

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OMG IS THAT HATSUNE MIKU!!!

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Goncharov was special because not only did we establish canon, we created a whole fanon gay interpretation and proceded to ignore the (not even real) original in favour of it. And thats what tumblr is all about.

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Tillin and Juanaflipa welcome back :D

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RIP El Quackity, loved by no one and hated by many <3

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Childe probably just annoyed the hydro archon so much they took his vision.

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When Gorge not Found says something horribly misoginistic hes "just 26" and "doesn't know better" but when he says he doesn't wach quackity spanish content he's "too old to learn a new language" at the boomer prehistoric age of 26.

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This is what they look like for reference

I forget that the eggs are actually. Eggs and every so often I get reminded of how ridiculous they look with no armor on. Like they look so stupid and remind me of little chubby toddlers joyously running around I love it