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THIS IS GARNET BACK IN LAVA

Yes I finally finished a picture of Garnet! Here she is, descending gently into pure molten hell and not even breaking a sweat.

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“beauty and the beast” where beauty’s dad comes home with the rose and is like oh shit oh shit this terrible monster says i have to come live with him forever because i picked his favorite flower and beauty just goes fuck that and puts on her pants and marches down to the beast’s castle herself

and she’s expecting this horrifying dark fortress but it’s actually sort of just a normal castle with big rose bushes and furniture that’s sometimes alive

and she thinks, i can work with this

and the beast comes out and he’s like don’t look at me i am a hideous monster and beauty’s like dude you’re like a talking tiger in a cape are you kidding you’re AWESOME can i pet you can i stroke your paws can you give me a ride

and he’s like what and she goes around the castle like okay we’ll put curtains here and expand the kitchen and this could be a really cute breakfast nook

and the beast is confused because isn’t she supposed to be terrified and hate him and he had all these intimidating speeches planned and he’s like uh aren’t you going to try to run away

and beauty’s all are you kidding this is a magic castle i’m going to live here forever

so they just sort of settle in together and one day beauty goes home for the weekend to visit her family and they’re all amazed that she’s alive and her sisters go WHY DIDN’T THE HUGE MONSTER EAT YOU TO DEATH and she’s like nahhh he’s basically just a big cat he’s kind of cute actually sometimes he plays with yarn when he thinks i’m not looking

and she explains how it’s really not that bad, all the dishes wash themselves and i get all these gorgeous dresses for free because the castle doesn’t know what else to do with them and yeah there are flowers everywhere but hey that’s his hobby y’know i’m not gonna discourage that man

and then one day while beauty’s re-alphabetizing her magic library and trying to decide where to put that enchanted mirror the beast comes up and he’s like hey so this is awkward but are you like………………………………..in love with me……?????????

and beauty’s like oh uh wow haha um sorry no you’re…sort of a tiger

and the beast is like thank goodness because if you were i’d have to turn back into a human and i’ve kind of gotten used to being a big lion thing with horns and the ability to speak english for some reason like why would i want to go back to being a spindly little man and then beauty laughs and she’s like okay well can you go catch us a wild boar for dinner, dear

and they end up getting married in the end just because it’s easier to explain that way, you know, a single lady ~~living alone with a man~~ even if he’s not actually a man, and that’s fine with them because beauty was never really into the whole boys and sex thing and the beast (whose name is jeff) is honestly more interested in his flowers

and whenever any of the other ladies in the village give her any shit beauty is just like, oh, you don’t like my crepes? well you know my husband, who is literally a tiger, loves them and then everyone leaves her alone, which is really all she ever wanted

and she goes back to her magic castle and sits down with a book in front of the fire and rests her feet on her cat husband and nobody bothers her ever again

can that happen

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WHY HAS NO ONE DONE THIS??????!!!omg

I would this Ralph would be so excited to see someone else with hammer arms.

more to come~~~~

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Researchers have used Easter Island Moai replicas to show how they might have been “walked” to where they are displayed.

VIDEO

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get to know me meme [19/50 relationships]: Monica Geller & Chandler Bing

“Chandler, for so long I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soulmate. Then three years ago at another wedding, I turned to a friend for comfort and instead I found everything that I’ve ever been looking for my whole life. And now, here we are, with our future before us and I only want to spend it with you. My prince, my soulmate, my friend.”

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Peter, Sirius, and James racing into class and respectively saying:

“I’m here!”

“I’m queer!”

“I’m a deer!”

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I just noticed I use this color palette when I’m feeling down. Anyway I kinda needed to draw something sweet/happy to cheer myself up or something. 

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Sociologist: So in your opinion, what differentiates Millennials from the previous generations?

Millennials: Well, probably growing up in a post-9/11 and post-Bush Wars world, plus the Great Recession and the instability of our financial futures and the exposure of widespread police brutality and the corporate stranglehold on governments -

Baby boomers: Social media social media social media social media social media social media social media social media SOCIAL MEDIA

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“Helping the princess” by Port Sherry

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Every American white teen boy movie

My name is alex and I go to parkvale high school. It’s your typical high school with the cheerleaders, jocks, goths and the nerds. *camera zooms in on average looking white brunette boy with a wavy fringe* And yep, that’s me. One of the nerds. But that girl? *pan to typical blonde cheerleader in small skirt* That’s Alicia. She’s sooooo hot. I’ve been in love with her since elementary school. But she’s dating jarred *yet another typical white boy walks on camera* he’s our jock and super popular. He’s always bullied me. But now prom is coming up and maybe I can impress her with my two equally dull white male friends

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Name tag game! Tagged by ricekrispyjoints

• My name in song titles:

Chasing Pavements (Adele) Helena (Nickel Creek) Another New World (Punch Brothers) Nearness of You, The (Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong) Nightrider (ELO)  It Hurt so Bad (Susan Tedeschi) Numa no Soko no Ie (Joe Hisaishi) Ghost of a Good Thing (Dashboard Confessional)  

• Why is this my URL?

because I am a messy person, but not always, so I’m typicallymessy

• What’s my middle name?

Marie

• Who would you be as a fictional character?

If we take from a pool of all fiction characters that I’ve consumed, I always go with Keladry the Protector of the Small. But if we were to go more pop-culture-y then I’d have to chose Neville’s girlfriend (this is a character that I made up all on my own when I was ten.).

• Top 3 fandoms?

 My forever fandom is Tamora Pierce’s books, but the three that stick out right now are Stephen Universe, Harry Potter, and Miyazaki

• Why do you like Tumblr?

I like it for a distraction, but a lot of the reason is to check in on friends in another platform other than facebook. Tumblr also seems to have a niche sense of humor that really grooves with me. 

Tag nine people:

femphony that’s all folks.

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Square Mom is the Best Mom

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17 Graphs That Will Speak To You If You’re An Introvert

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bonus: 

“Astrid. Get them off.”

One of those idiotic things you come up with at 3 am, and somehow still find amusing the following day…

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But guys, think about super close platonic relationships

Platonic reassuring shoulder/arm/hand grabbing

Platonic tight, meaningful hugs

Platonic late-night deep conversations that end in at least one person holding back tears or sobbing

Platonic sleeping in the same bed

Platonic forehead touches

Platonic staring into each other’s eyes like the other person is the world

Platonic CUDDLES

SUPER CLOSE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS