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Welcome to Ultimate Simp!

We don't discriminate here! I will gladly hear you out on that character!

Masterlist (not yet posted)

Personal account: Journal a la C

Sep 4 note: restructuring this account to make it more about my fanfiction which is what I initially created it for. Any non-fanfiction or fandom related posts will now be shared to my personal account, linked above! Hope to see you there!

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@crazy-lizard-lover @galadhir

Hi! I'm the anon. I feel like I need to provide more context.

As I said I'm not super into it anymore, so it's more a skill that I now have and less of a hobby. Also it's mainly just to try to get a little money back on the yarn that I bought when it was more of a hobby.

Lots of emphasis on "small scale"! Local and surrounding areas only, no shipping or anything like that. Mainly posting on places like Facebook or seeing if any of the local churches are having craft fairs anytime soon.

Should I try selling crochet? Yes/no/results

It would be small scale, not trying to make a living off of it. Mostly just trying to pass time and get a little money back from the yarn I bought when I was more into it

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Do you use tone tags? (/j, /srs, etc)

Yes, often/always

Yes, sparingly

No, unless specifically asked

No, never

What’s a tone tag?

Results

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Biscuit and Celeste, respectively

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Wtaf? When I tell you my jaw just kept dropping 😭 that was wrong on so many levels. Vid under the cut, open at your own risk. CW NSFW, Nazi paraphernalia, and something about pigs??

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soap alien drawings???? 🙏🙏🙏

here you go! soap is definitely the most human looking alien on the crew, and the easiest for reader to understand in terms of body language!

the red part of his fins are bioluminescent, bc red doesnt travel well under water, they need some cool lights too. he can breathe above and below water by expelling the water from his lungs though his gills, then closing said gills. the reopen when hes fully submerged in water and take over for his lungs :]

The main foods are crustaceans with hard shells, so soaps species has developed special tongues that can scoop out the insides of various creatures onces the shells are broken.

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reblog to give any and all pain, no matter how minor, whether it be your brain being mean or having a fucking heart attack, to a bigot

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Being chronically ill is like

“It’s fine”

“It’s fine”

“It’s fine”

*complete mental breakdown because you can’t do this anymore*

“It’s fine”

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another day another guess who guess what guess why game

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How are y'all feelin' right now?

Happy

Sad

I cant take it anymore I cant take it anymore I cant take it anymore I cant take it anymore I cant take it anymore I cant take it anymore

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Me at 4AM: well, time for bed! *Turns off TV and gets comfy

Also me: *scrolls and plays on the phone until sunrise, approx. 1 hour later

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Okay I really want one of the squid game knives

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I'm barely into squid game 3 and doing my best to avoid spoilers, but y'all tell me, what episode does the freaky shaman lady die? I don't like seeing her torture poor broken Gi-hun like that! 🤬

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I present to you my first posted original fic, inspired by current events. A quick read at only 6.2 k words

Ao3 link Wattpad link

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The way that I haven't written anything original since I had to for an assignment in the third grade, but the state of the world made me actually write an original story 😬 it's only 6.2k words, but the way I completely wrote this in like a week and am satisfied with it

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I feel that it is my duty as an American citizen to say that I do not support our president and his bombing of Iran.

Link 🔗

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Looking at inspo pics cuz I'm getting my hair done and I was looking at these pictures and I said I really like two of them and my brain said "are you looking at the hair or the girls?" 😳 what?