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Hello, good day, it’s weird thought process o’clock

Hazbin hotel story where all the overlords get turned into preschool age toddlers.

Little Rosie having a severe biting problem. Like, “she keeps trying to bite the other kids” kinda problem.

First she bites Little Zestial. She wasn’t mad at him, she wasn’t even thinking, he was just sitting next to her and she bit him.

She gets told not to do that, of course, very gently because toddler. She says she’ll try to remember, but she’s still a little little kid so she promptly forgets the instruction the moment she’s distracted. She gets caught in the act the second time before her teeth can make contact and she’s all sad cause she forgot not to bite. Not because she got caught, she just genuinely wants to be a good girl.

The above scenario happens again, and she’s warned that if she bites someone again she’ll be put in timeout.

So of course the moment she’s distracted again she bites someone.

Charlie: Rosie, we told you not to bite people.

Little Rosie: Oh… I forgot again…

Charlie then scoops Little Rosie up and plunks her in essentially baby jail (read: a toddler playpen in the corner). There’s toys, she knows what she did, she got ample warning, she’s fine. She’s just kinda sitting there wondering why she can’t stop herself from biting.

It was only a five minute timeout, and Vaggie showed Little Rosie how sharp her little teeth are so she knows how much damage she can do with them, in the hope that it would make it easier for her to remember not to bite.

Afterwards, Little Rosie goes to sit with Little Alastor, who’s sitting at a table by himself having a little snack, and he offers her a piece, so she takes it and ends up biting herself.

Vaggie: I heard an “ow”, what happened?

Little Rosie, showing Vaggie her finger: I bited myself..!

Vaggie: *Blinks twice* How did you manage that?

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Undertale movie fan casting

I want to do this as a community thing. I would like to see reasons for the casting choices.

I’ll start

Jack Black as Asgore. This man chews the scenery like bubblegum in everything he’s in and having him play a “big finale” character like Asgore would yield something really special for an adaptation to a really special game

Todrick Hall as Mettaton. Tbh this one is vibes. Watch some of his music videos and you’ll get my point.

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My point exactly, thank you.

Raz is food aggressive

The interns junior agents are eating dinner and Raz is eating very quickly.

Lizzie: He’s gonna make himself sick.

Sam: If he doesn’t choke first.

Norma: Someone should stop him.

Adam, reaching a hand towards Raz: Alright, mate, you should really slow down…

Raz: IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER YOU’LL PULL BACK A BLOODY STUMP!!!

Everyone is surprised

Adam, curling up in his seat slightly: Ok, I’ll just eat my spaghetti in peace.

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I haven't made anything I'm ready to post yet, but I am working on it! I'm glad people are interested!

random octonauts au ideas:

Kwazii never joined the Octonauts, and he’s a pirate on the hunt for his grandfather.

Kwazii never joined the Octonauts, but he knows who they are, and really wants to. (but he’s afraid to approach them because he’s a pirate.)

Calico Jack never left.

Captain Bianca. (bonus points if Barnacles is still on the MV Manitoba.)

Pirate Barnacles.

“Oh heck we actually found a monster this time.”

Kwazii’s not an octonaut because of his pirate background; but him and Barnacles are friends in secret who hang out sometimes.

Tweak + Kwazii roleswap specifically— everyone else is the same.

Everything’s the same but Inkling only breathes water. y'know like a normal octopus.

The Vegimals are sea monsters.

Dashi + Kwazii roleswap.

Peso + Barnacles roleswap.

Peso + Kwazii roleswap.

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Shhhhhhhhh, she doesn't know she's having twins yet.

Original Twilight vector: https://www.deviantart.com/estories/art/Vector-Twilight-Sparkle-123-994470833

Baby base: https://www.deviantart.com/dusklightyt/art/mlp-BABY-base-770235600

Foals are my own design, their names are Sunrise Shine and Moonbeam Glitter.

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So, my current comfort characters consist of…

Fighting game

Sequel to a fighting game

Horror game

3d platformer

Sequel to a 3d platformer

Kids show

And kids show

These characters have very little, if anything, in common. If you can find a pattern here, let me know.

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Welcome to English! Where the rules are made up and the points are arbitrary!

Meeting the Team: Part I - (Part II) - Part III - Part IV

Headcanon time: Heavy needs reading glasses because he’s an old man. (When you look at his contractor animation you can see that he holds the contractor far away from his face, like old people do when they try to read something without their glasses. XD)

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Please do not alter, repost/reupload or redistribute my artwork anywhere! (Reblogging is perfectly fine, of course.)

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I have a baby

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Having Hazbin Hotel thoughts

Specifically about Charlie and Rosie sitting Alastor down for a crash course on the wide variety of sexual and romantic attractions. They start by explaining the difference between sexual and romantic attraction, and when explaining each type, they explain the sexual orientation first, and immediately follow it up with the corresponding romantic attraction.

Right after they finish explaining asexual and aromatic attraction Alastor blurts out with “So THAT’S what’s going on with me?!”

Yeah, dude. That pretty much sums it up.

After that Rosie explains queer platonic relationships and Alastor just sits there feeling silly for not having realized any of this stuff about himself.

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I made the original character (Left) on random inspiration and immediately got attached, so I made a proper ref (Right).

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I love Misha's expressions here, like "You DARE bribe me with selfish gain?! The punishment is BONK!!!"

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To add: Look at these expressions and tell me you've never made the same face when the only thing running through your head is "Hehe I'm so sneaky", or you just know you're (or you're about to be) getting away with something

Edited to add something I didn’t think of when I rebogled: if these two are what I think they are (a pair of gays that want to open an orphanage so they can raise children) then that facial expression they’re making is saying “Hehehehehehe loop hole haHA”

I only have three explanations for this

They are gays who actually want to open an orphanage and help kids

They are pedophiles

They want to harvest children organs to sell on the black market

This is it, no one ever talks about these two panels or even these two fuckers

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Their backs must be killing them with how often they carry the team

Backrubs for Medic and a massage chair for Engi. Do it, artists of Tumblr, you won't (And I can't draw humans)

smart friends that enable each other’s bad decisions

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STUFF SCOUT IN THE FRIDGE!!!!

life is hard for a heavy, it’s hard and no one understands

(inspired by this post)

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Question

Am I the only one who thinks Bea would actually be at least descent at cooking/baking? Every other baking headcanon about her I've seen has her either burning the food or starting a fire

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High time I show Y'all the final image, yeah? It's been done for ages, I just forgot to post it

Heard we were posting WIPs, so have a video of me losing my mind detailing a WIP

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