#please consider reblogging

[lemonbronze]

‘the whole of the moon’ — the waterboys

🧡 happy birth month, ferdibert 🖤

[yournextbimbogf]

Dreaming about miguel calling us corazón while pounding us into oblivion in da mirror😵‍💫

A/n: btw i barley make reader talk at all yall wtf is wrong wit me😭 also credits to @saradika-graphics for the banner.

We all know Miguel loves to pound you infront of the mirror, he loves to see your face twisting and turning as drool slip out slowly. He constantly drills his fat cock into your velvety walls as you whimper. The tip hitting your cervix as he slides in and out. Don’t forget you have him pussydrunk. From the way your walls tighten around his base, his veiny hands holding your waist in place, a clear view in the mirror of your breasts clearly jiggling. Your hands are gripping the mirror so you clearly don’t slip. His hands shift to your stomach as he keeps pulling you onto his cock.

“Migs hmm— fuck your in my guts ugh” you manage to moan out, you came so many times you forgot what day it was.

“I know i know mi corazón. Your just so adorable under me you know?” He replies back while panting. He decided he wanted to be a little rough, so he gives your ass a quick slap. He notices that your pussy tightens up when he smacks your ass so he grins and he settled to go futher. His hand roams around your body until he reaches your neck. He added a of pressure onto it, not for you to not breath oh no he would never do that! He just wanted to tease you and see how’d you react. You instantly clench around his cock, showing that you take interest in him doing that. Before miguel cums his pace gets a bit sloppy.

“baby, please cum for me.” You yelp out. That was enough for him to go over the edge. He pulls out and jerks his cock only for a second. He cums all over your back as he pants slowly trying to catch his breath. Both of you guys are tired and moving almost lazily.

“Cariño didn’t know you liked to be choked? Your a kinky one yeah?” he says in a teasing tone. He watches you smile as you respond back.

“Yeah and what about it?” You snap back playfully.

“How about we clean up and watch some movies hm? Wouldn’t want my poor wife to watch movies alone.” He replies back in a soft manner.

[admirxation]

Messy Beauty ~ Astarion oneshot

spawn!Astarion x afab!tav!reader

summary: after an impactful day, you decide to retreat into the lake and relax with Astarion, but you can't help but notice how handsome he is and stare, and he notices this.

cw: this fic contains heavy smut and features vampire blood tasting, this is 18+ only and please read the warnings, continue at your own discretion // heavy smut, consensual vampire neck biting, blood tasting, handjob (m receiving), oral (m receiving), self-pleasure (f receiving), unprotected sex (p in v), mild tit play, and coming inside. (word count: 1.8k)

You trudged wearily into camp, your muscles protesting every step, needing any rest that was available to you. The journey was doing a number on everybody. It was such a gruelling quest that repeatedly tested the fragility of life, with constant dangers lurking in every corner to drain all your energy.

To help you, you stepped away from the warm and comforting atmosphere of camp to venture with Astarion into the secluded lake nearby for some much-needed leisure for just the two of you. Both of you waited for everyone to sleep or retreat in solitude in their tent before entering that cold cascade of mysterious tranquillity.

As you approched the lake, you both felt a symphony of sensations about to unravel, both of you undressing and exposing your forms before steeping into the cold water. The air was crisp with pine, mingling with a faint fragrance of wildflowers that danced within the concoction of differing and intriguing scents. Furthermore, there was a silver mist of moonlight that cascaded down, and transformed the water into a liquid mirror that shimmered and rippled with inviting ethereal beauty.

The chill of the water, at first, sent shivers down your whole body and elicited soft gasps as you both waded further and felt that refreshing embrace that lake gave to you as your naked bodies dove right in, your bodies now acclimated to the coldness that left goosebumps along your skin. There was a sense of serenity washing over you and Astarion as the moon hung low in the sky, its radiant glow casting a spellbinding beauty over the surrounding landscape, silver beams dancing upon the surface as you danced along in the rippling water that painted midnight blue and a soft hue over you two.

Your heartbeat quickened and deepened when you got close to him, his features bathed in that soft glow, his pale body subjected to that otherworldly light that emphasised his beauty; you couldn't help but watch how the droplets rolled down the curvature of his stomach, feeling a tingling sensation in your core accompanied with that heat that smoothed around your inner thighs — you couldn't help but bite your lip to yourself and play off that you weren't staring right at him.

When it was time to come out of the water, you turned to face him, seeing the water droplets glistening like diamonds in his white hair, then trailing down his body like liquid silver. Still, you turned around and tried to stop staring at him, proceeding to squeeze the remaining water that nestled within the strands of your hair.

You heard the grass press down underneath Astarion's feet as he walked closer to you. He slowly placed his cold hands on your hips, forcing a jolt of surprise to run through you, then proceeding to curl them around you and bringing his lips close to your ear.

"You know it's rude to stare?" that voice, oh that beautiful voice that was filled with a deep smoothness, emulating a sweet treat you long craved. "I'm guessing you liked what you saw?" that teasing voice got to you, making you twirl around and have your gaze meet his red eyes that was intermingled with a lustrous look, and one of admiration of your beauty.

"Am I not allowed to like what I see?" you cooed in his ear, feeling his hand wrap around you waist before reaching one his hands to your cheek, you proceeding in an automatic movement of nesting the plush of your cheek into his hand.

He moved slowly, and you reciprocated as you two pressed your soft and glossy lips against one another, intimately sharing a connection that got deeper with every interlock; that heat you had firmly felt in the lake was now coming back in waves, yearning rolling inside you and begging for more of Astarion's touch — your stomach felt like it was in knots as you felt him tenderly kiss you, and feeling his tongue glide along yours. With no further thought, you instinctively moved forward, feeling his hardened length press against your cunt, which was getting wetter as you anticipated and begged for his next movement. You heard his breath hitch as he felt your warmth against his inner thighs.

"My, my... Aren't you excited?" you blushed at his words; he always had a way with metatheatrical romance, his expressions and mannerisms effortlessly being able to serenade and entice, but it was different with you; you could remember your first night together. It was great, but looking back, you knew he was only exercising what he had learned from automatic actions over those years of torment. But with you, he could be natural, with no acts up his sleeve and no extravagant language to make you surrender to him; it was just a beautiful moment of mutual wanting.

You felt him pull your lower half closer to his, tilting his head slowly to reach your neck: "Such a beautiful... delicious girl," he cooed in your ear. He softly left pecks on your supple neck, leaving a small trail of licks as he continued to make you shiver with anticipation.

You tilted your neck, trusting him and letting him do whatever he wanted, closing your eyes and biting your lip gently as you waited to feel those sharp teeth pierce through your delicate skin, to feel that sharp pain jitter through you and shake you to your core; with invitation, you felt his sharpened teeth graze along, but only feeling a slight scratching pain as he pricked the surface of your skin, breaking a small barrier as he let that line of blood trail down the curve of your neck, and using his wet and rough tongue to collect the pool of warm red blood, sucking your skin with hunger.

"Gods," you whispered as you let out multiple heavy and laboured breaths under his control, feeling his cock hardening against you and prodding in between your thighs.

You took the opportunity to trail your hands down and collect your fingers around the base of his length, feeling him twitch under his grasp as his breathing got deeper and his movements quicking as he swirled his tongue with more urgency along the broken layer of skin.

Your hand moved to tease the tip of his cock, already feeling the dribble of precum nestling the tip; you could feel how tense he was with how your fingers glided up and down the base of his shaft, feeling your core tighten and your slit getting wetter as you felt him tense and shake under your grasp. He whined as you continued to pump your hand slowly and gently, squeezing the base, shuddering and lightly moaning as you reached your spare hand and trickled your fingers through his damp hair, your opposite hands fingers still covering his throbbing erection.

It felt torturous as your hand continued to feather up and down his hot skin, taking the moment as he kicked his head back while he groaned to descend and feel that mossy grass underneath your knees slowly. Now, you were eye level with his twitching length that was begging for more.

"You don't have to," he told you in a whispered hush.

"Oh shush, I want to," you answered as you continued to stare into his red eyes, continuing to journey your hand along his elongated and protruding vein along his large and thick shaft.

Your lips softly surrounded the head, swirling your tongue around as you gently squeezed the base until you forced your mouth around him, releasing muffled moans as he placed his hands and let his fingers venture through the strands of your silky hair.

"F-fuck," he whined as he squeezed his eyes shut, groaning as he pushed his hips further into you, biting his lip as he continued to feel your mouth cover his cock, his hands tangling your hair as you continued to gag on his length as he fucked your throat and stared into your beautiful eyes.

That tingling sensation between your legs couldn't be ignored anymore as you reached your fingers along your folds and pressed your ring and middle fingers together to rub your puffy clit in unison to pleasuring Astarion. He was practically a mess as your head continued to bob up and down, not wanting to leave this moment... Until he could hear your muffled moans increase in variety and volume and not want you to do it all by yourself.

He placed his hand on your cheek, forcing you to look up at him and stop your movements: "I can't let you do all the hard work," he said with seduction and charm as he knelt down, cupping your warm face that was overwhelmed with blush on your cheeks, leaving you a quick kiss before gently and slowly pushing you down and climbing on top of you; you could feel him push against your wet pussy, making you release a gentle and breathy moan as Astarion positioned himself in between your thighs as he aligned himself with your wet entrance.

Before continuing, he bent over to leave a trail of kisses, then licked that previous bite that left a red stain and bruise, continuing to leave soft kisses on your chest before placing his honeyed lips on your pebbled nipple, leaving a short and gentle bite and pull that made you release a sharp gasp. His tender kisses moved down to your stomach and navel before lifting himself up to stroke his cock along your slit, prodding your entrance.

"P-please, A-Astarion, I want you so bad," you whimpered, begging for that sweet release that had been building up inside you for so long. You were met with a smirk playing at the corner of his lips and a simple 'Of course, darling' as he slowly pressed himself inside your wet hole, your breathing getting heavier with each moan, your chest getting heavier under his altered will.

"Gods," he muttered as he felt your walls surround him, "so. Fucking. Beautiful," he complimented you in between thrusts as he pushed into your tight entrance that squeezed him, rocking his hips back and forth and your moans filling the surrounding landscape as you felt very inch of him go deeper and deeper within you.

You continued to moan as Astarion grabbed onto one of your breasts, pounding himself inside you as your huffed groans kept going.

He gave you no warnings as his pace quickened, the head of his cock kissing that special spot inside of you that made you whine his name at enlarged volumes, and that made Astarion so close to his own release as he watched your chest rise when you reached your orgasm.

"Fuck," he spat as he felt your tight walls get even tighter in your sweet release, making him spurt inside you and letting his hot cum trickle inside and pool out.

He couldn't help but admire what a messy beauty you were in the moonlight.

authors note: I’ve been craving to get some Astarion content out, I’m so in love with him, and I was inspired by watching a streamer play a shadowheart romance, and the swimming scene is engrained in my head haha. I hope you liked this and all engagement is appreciated, have a lovely day/evening *kiss kiss*

[pyro-peony]

Hello! My name is Kelly, I work at HarperCollins, a book publisher in the United States. Currently about 250 members of our union are on strike. Our chapter is local 2110 of UAW. We’re striking as we’ve been without a contract since April and are asking for minimum salaries to be at $50,000 (we’re based in New York City), stronger commitments to diversity initiatives, and union protections.

I’m asking people to sign a letter in support of us. You can do so by clicking this link! We’re hoping to get 15,000 signatures by Friday. Considering support us?

You can also learn more about us and our union at this link here!

[eremiss]

The airport in my city will put public and state parks at risk for the sake of leasing land for development and mining.

Umstead State Park isn’t big, but it’s beautiful, loved, and it’s nature that deserves to be protected from greed. And it’s not the only one affected! Severa popular loca parks would also suffer from these developments.

People need and deserve parks and clean, green spaces!

If you have a second, please check out and sign the petition to save Umstead State Park!! Even just sharing this post and spreading the word around would help a lot!

More info here:

Change.org petition here:

[t1asstuff]

coquette board

[justrandomboiwhatev]

Do consider: tokusatsu series or any sort of special-effects heavy fiction movies.

I mean, imagine some extraterrestrials stumbling upon a Godzilla movie or some sorta japanese super hero series (lookin' at you, Super Sentai and Kamen Rider).

If they don't know about special effects at all, then things are bound to get funny, especially when they discover that actual humans don't use any of the tech and then hear that this whole series ain't a documentary and is just someone's imagination gone wild and re-enacted, no actual harm or world danger involved, and all extraterrestrials collectively breathe out in relief that thank the stars nobody on this godforsaken death world actually has tech that can allow them to summon black holes or stop time...

...unless some tokusatsu loving dumbass on the ship/station brings in weapon- or transformation item-themed merch of the series RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS CONVERSATION as if saying "sike bitch u thought we didn't" and all hell breaks loose,

but that's a story for another day, relative Earth time.

[the-ace-reader]

URGENT NOTICE FOR US DISCORD USERS!!!!!

There is an announcement floating around, and this one starts out basically the same way, but

I have included a more in-depth email template to send to Discord that is based on an arbitration opt-out sample letter from a legal office.

That way, your opt-out will hopefully be more watertight, as this is a legal issue. It may be overkill, and hopefully it is, but better safe than sorry, right?

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Discord has decided to do an INCREDIBLY SHADY MOVE and change their TOS to include an arbitration clause (scroll down until you see the bolded heading titled “Agreement to Arbitrate”)

To opt-out of the arbitration clause, email

arbitration-opt-out@discord.com

with your notice that you do not wish to be a part of the clause. It is STRONGLY RECOMMENDED that you do this as soon as possible.

A possible email format to use (remember that this IS a legal opt-out) -

Email Subject: Opting Out of the Agreement to Arbitrate

To Whom It May Concern:

I, [legal name], am opting out of the Agreement to Arbitrate as outlined in Section 16 of your Discord Terms of Service Agreement, on [today’s date].

I do not agree to the Agreement to Arbitrate for any accounts created by, or associated with, the email(s)/phone number(s) provided:

[list email(s)/phone number(s) attached to discord accounts]

This opt-out notice applies to any and all accounts that I, [legal name], have utilized in the past, am currently utilizing presently, and may choose to utilize and create in the future.

Please let me know as soon as possible if you need any additional information from me to implement my opt-out request.

Finally, I ask that you send me confirmation that you have received and processed this opt-out notice.

Sincerely,

[legal name]

For more information, here is someone that breaks it down a little bit:

[kittzuxp]

Alr. Because a lot of accounts like this have been following me.

If your account :

has no title

Has the default pfps

Has the default header/banner

Has no posts

Has a random woman as their pfp

Reblogs / posts p0rn

And you follow me, I will block you.

So if any of the lurker accounts follow me. please reblog something, post something to say "hi I'm not a bot account", change your title, change your header, change your pfp if you want. One or 2 of those things at LEAST.

Tag people!! (I'm sorry for bothering you but if you're also tired of bot accounts following you please consider reblogging!!)

@r0tt1ngr4bb1t @mysticlilac-ec @labratgurlz

[yournextbimbogf]

Thinking about hot and bothered Miguel gets when he gets high. His words are all slurred and mumbled, he can’t even get a single word in without giggling into oblivion. The song playing in the background slowly getting muffled by both of your snickers. He places you onto his lap and burrows his head into your soft neck before mumbling

“Mami you smell so good” he smelled so good, his smell was intoxicating with a smell of weed lingering. He kisses your soft lips getting a bit of lipgloss on his as he smirks. You feel like your on cloud nine when your with your husband already but when you two are high? It’s forget everything at this point. His kisses travel down your neck you keep laughing in response but you were turned on. his kisses suddenly go down to your breasts as he gropes them.

“Gotta appreciate these too baby.” He spoke in admiration. He licks your nipple just to get the reaction of you moaning loudly. He just had to get a taste of your pussy, he was so addicted. he pulls away and positions you to lay on the bed with your lead spreading you look up at the ceiling waiting for something to happen, in a instant you feel his warm tongue lapping at your pussy. He grips your thighs so they can stay spread as he grunts while eating you out. You feel his tongue go deep inside of you, so for your reaction you squirm and little bit.

“I know it feels good baby just let me pleasure my wife” he mumbles out. You feel a knot in your stomach indicating that your gonna cum. Your fingers find his fluffy hair and tugs it slightly. He finally pushes his fingers into your cunt and makes you cum instantly. his chin and chest is covered in your fluids as he smiles showing a bit of his pointy fangs.

“You did such a good job baby. M’ proud of you” he says while laying his body next to yours into a cuddling position.

my lovely Tag list that deserves the world! (˵´･⌄･`˵) ♡: @monstera02 @oharaslover @chiwhorei @apolloswife @rxckstarss @yougavemeyourheartyouknow

[itingtmywly]

MARAUDER GIRLS AS KPOP IDOLS, AN ART COLLAB

me and my besties (moonjunflower and hozyluvr_ on twitter!!) did an art collab drawing Lily, Dorcas and Marlene as kpop idols, hope you enjoy our work 😁😁🫶

[janecat31121]

cucurucho fanart!

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did a quick blinking animation of cucurucho haha

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reblogs appreciated !!

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[thenerdyindividual]

Chapters: 2/19 Fandom: Merlin (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Merlin/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin) 

Summary:

The Pendragons have been cursed with lycanthropy for generations. Mysteriously, the curse did not affect Uther Pendragon and he thought the curse broken. When Arthur experienced his first shift on the full moon, Uther blamed the arcane for the return of the curse and banned all arcane beings and practices from the Kingdom of Camelot.

Arthur is now king, and has welcomed back druids, werewolves, and fey with open arms. He has a loyal pack at his side, and now he needs a Pack Druid. A druid specially trained to act as an advisor and a tether to humanity for werewolf packs.

Enter Merlin; the first Pack Druid trained since Uther's ban on the arcane. While he and Arthur get off to a rocky start, it's clear that Merlin is a missing piece to the pack. That joy is short lived, however, when an attack on the road reveals a political plot against Arthur's life. Merlin and the rest of the pack must come together to figure out who betrayed them before Arthur, and all of Camelot, are lost.

(Work is completely written and edited. Will update on Fridays)

Tagging some folks who were interested: @feuxx @kairenn-n @lightasthesun @peaceheather @merlioske @isabellecressworth @zaharya / @zaharya-unfiltered

[t1asstuff]

bella lombardi ♡₊˚ 🦢・₊✧

[serahlink]

❗HELP A HOMELESS ARTIST❗

Reblogs/shares are greatly appreciated as well!

Making an updated post of this with newer works, and because we're in desperate need of help again, so this'll hopefully give me and my new family some new work.

Hi, my name is Link and my family and I (father and younger sibling) have been homeless for a year and a half now (since November 2021). It's a long story but in short, my father fell into a diabetic coma and lost his job, leaving him without a home since he mainly lived in his truck. My sibling and I were also being forced to leave our homes, so it was a very sad coincidence 🥲 my friend, who's home I had to leave due to family issues, drove us to the nearest motel and I've been doing commissions to support us ever since.

We're living day by day with the commissions I and my sibling recieve (I'll link their commissions here and here if you want to check them out) and recently, work has been very scarce. Most days, like today, we're staying up all night and afternoon to pay for our room that we're trying to stay in and we barely have any food for the week. I'm hoping to get enough to pay for at least today and something to eat for tonight.

We don't have any family support (each side of the family has refused to help) and no friend support from any of us, so we've been doing things ourselves from the start. We'd really appreciate any kind of help we could get, especially with the way things are going right now. I'll be putting my prices and contact info below if anyone is interested. Thank you for taking the time to read this and for sharing this or any help you give us if we do, it really means a lot to us.

Also! My turnaround time per commission is up to a week for smaller commissions and up to two weeks for bigger commissions since I'm usually busy with starting/finishing other commissions because I have to take on a lot at once to maintain our living situation. If you ever need an immediate update aside from my normal updates between stages, please let me know! As for payment, it will be made upfront with no refunds since we need to use them right away either for the room or food and don't have the extra funds to repay in case someone would want a fund.

Business Email - lyriumveins__@outlook.com

~Prices~

Sketch (price depending on type of sketch) - base price of 10$

Sketch page - 10$ per sketch

Headshot - 20$ (+10$ if shaded)

Bust - 30$ (+10$ if shaded)

Half body - 45$ (+10$ if shaded)

Full body - 60$ (+10$ if shaded)

Couples Commission (a commission that includes two people) - 90$ (+15$ if shaded)

Group commissions (commission that includes more than two people, price dependant on the details) - 60 base price(one character, unshaded; each extra character is +75% to the original price) (40$+ if shaded)

Paintings (price depending on the details) - 100$+

[fourphoenixfeathers]

I'm currently dealing with some financial issues between my classes leaving no time for work and my car breaking down, so if you like my art, please consider commissioning me! You can find the basics in that link, but if you aren't sure about whether or not I will draw something, it will never hurt to ask me.

I also have a ko-fi. From this point on, I will be linking both at the bottom of my art posts as well.

Here are some more examples of my art, or you can find more under the tag "#kat art" on my blog.

Emmet for @/ingo-ingoing-ingone

OC bust. Her name is Danit. (Note, flat color comms get clean lineart included, not just a sketch.)

Fanart of Project Winter. Its a great game with great aesthetics.

And me and my friend @/white-hyacinths