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Looking for a CG!

Hi! I’m Jay (not my real name :p) and I’m looking for a platonic caregiver 😼

Age: 17

Little age: around 1-8 I’d say

She/Her pronouns (Cisgender)

Looking for a male or female caregiver, ages 16-20. SFW!!

I’m sensitive and talkative (once I’m comfortable) but I have some mental issues that require patience when dealing with me (autism, adhd, anxiety, depression, ocd, c-ptsd) I’m looking for someone who can give me attention and make me feel better when I'm little. I can’t meet up irl and am unlikely to chat everyday (I get tired easily). I don’t like talking over the phone so texting would be the main way of communication. My discord is

i_cry_on_my_pillow7989

Kinda corny I know. But if interested hit me up! Dm me here if you don’t wanna go through discord

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Felt 🙏

So does anybody else have experience with partial regression? Like honestly, I think it takes a lot of focus and grounding for me to stay either fully regressed or fully big for any substantial period of time… most of my days I’m rapidly slipping in and out of little space, presumably based on environmental and intrinsic triggers. On some days I enjoy it but a lot of the time it can be annoying. Idk. Thoughts? Is this relatable to anybody?

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Caregiver Matt <333 (He'd read books in Braille for you <3)

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Imagine getting sleepy watching your favorite little space show and your caregiver picks you up and pop a paci in your mouth as they carry you to bed and lay a baba filled with juice or milk next to you in case you get thirsty and ruffles your hair gently while kissing your forehead before saying sweet dreams as you drift asleep hugging your stuffie. Goodness that would be wonderful to experience some day

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I wish I was treated like I was physically little.

I wish I was greeted with a smile and a kind word by adults who didn't know me. I wish my shyness was seen as cute and not 'weird'. I wish my mistakes were corrected gently and forgiven. I wish I was carried to bed as I grew tired and tucked in with a kiss. I wish that when I grew frustrated and cried it was met with "aww, it's OK" and not sneers and laughter and "why are you acting like a baby? Grow up." I wish that when I got overwhelmed it was understood that I needed some quiet rest and I wasn't pushed to keep going.

I know lots of adults didn't give these graces even when I was physically little, but even the little bit that I got made it just that much easier. I'm still so small in such a big world, and it's just gotten rougher as I got bigger.

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“ ugly ” regression

☆ it’s not talked enough in regression about the hard big angry feelings. It’s not always relaxing and playing

☆ I want to yell and cry

☆ Throw my toys and push you away

☆ I don’t understand how to process these big feelings

☆ I can’t verbalise what I want

☆ All I want to do is scream and tantrum

☆ Things aren’t going my way and I’m not spoiled for feeling that

☆ I wanna scribble all over my pretty drawing in a black crayon

☆ It’s okay to feel this way

☆ It’s okay to get those feelings out

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Bruce Wayne as a cg

Always there to comfort you as best he can ♥️

Has a whole nursery / playroom in the batcave for his kiddo

Let’s you hide in his cape and play fun games like peek a boo

He takes you with him on missions but keeps the Batmobile extra safe on the inside and lots of toys n a tv for movies to keep you occupied

He spoils you

Buys you lots of stuffie friends

He always makes sure the batcave is sensory friendly

He reads you bedtime stories

He always makes sure you have your safe foods and Alfred helps cook them

He has a hard time saying no to you

He’s happy his kiddo found a good and healthy coping mechanism that makes them happy

Caregiving is also a good way for him to cope to

He remembers your stuffies names

He babytalks you but stops when Alfred walks past bc he’s shy but loves babying you nonetheless

Loves giving you cute nicknames

Loves cuddling and giving his kid hugs

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KITTY :D!!

@puppymurdock yours is so cute >.<

@soupnwaffles I liked!! :33

i did a picrew thingy !!!

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Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.

That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)

If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:

How to clean dishes by hand

How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)

How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)

How to mop the floor

How to sweep the floor

How to swallow pills

How to make small talk

How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)

It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.

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I’m screaming I love him (I was the ask, thanks for responding <3)

Hi! This isn’t really a request I just wanted to share a personal headcanon that I have about Matt that I haven’t seen anyone talk about. I’ve been thinking a lot lately about the fact that he’s fluent in Spanish. I’m currently in my second year of learning the language but I still have a lot to learn and it doesn’t feel natural yet. I was thinking that he would be more than happy to help teach his regressor if that’s what they want, especially because regressors are usually in that baby/child headspace so it’s less embarrassing to make mistakes. I can imagine him teaching them the same way a parent would teach their baby a language, asking what certain objects are called or trying to get you to ask for something in Spanish and helping when you don’t know the words but praising when you do. I don’t know, just a random thought I wanted to share :)

eee i love getting matt related asks ૮⍝> ﻌ <⍝ა

mhm!!! as someone who's part hispanic and a (mostly) no sabo kid i really really love this headcanon !! i think matt as a cg is already v non judgemental and patient (like how he is with his more timid clients), he'd make a rly good teacher :> when you're sleepy he'd mumble different words in spanish and then explain the meanings to you, and be the proudest ever when you get words right (even if theyr a little babbled)

ty for the ask anon !! i rlly enjoyed reading this ☆༉

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Hi! This isn’t a request I just wanted to share a personal headcanon that I have about Matt Murdock that I haven’t seen anyone talk about and it’s been irking me (I have no friends to tell this to 😭). I’ve been thinking a lot lately about the fact that he’s fluent in Spanish. I’m currently in my second year of learning the language but I still have a lot to learn and it doesn’t feel natural yet. I was thinking that he would be more than happy to help teach his regressor if that’s what they want, especially because regressors are usually in that baby/child headspace so it’s less embarrassing to make mistakes. I can imagine him teaching them the same way a parent would teach their baby a language, asking what certain objects are called or trying to get you to ask for something in Spanish and helping when you don’t know the words but praising when you do. I don’t know, just a random thought I wanted to share :)

Hiii!!! You are absolutely right!!! I think he'd probably know a few languages and would teach Regressors if they want to learn one!!! And if you already know some of one he would absolutely support you learning it in any way he can. I feel like if you wanted to learn/or were learning but wanted more help with a language he doesn't yet know that he would learn it alongside you!!! <333

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hi there !! ૮ >ﻌ<ა i love ur boards !! could you do one for cg!Matt Murdock (netflix's daredevil) maybe? totally okay if not, dw! 💙

i actually had so much fun making thing board even though i know nothing abt the source teehee!! but i found the PERFECT stuffie to include and the rest fell into place <3 i liked imagining murdock in a “take your kid to work” scenario and ran with the theme!!

i hope you like it!!

visit the agere shop below and use my code “jelly” for 10% off your entire purchase!!

https://instagram.com/bunnys_baby_shop?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

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Genuinely love Jareth sm!!! soooooo here is a caregiver moodboard!!! My mum got me to watch this movie an I love it's!!!

Banner by @agere-explorer

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(Andrew Garfield) Peter Parker/Spiderman caregiver moodboard. I love making moodboards 😂

❤🕷🕸📷🛹💙

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Hewwoooooo! Can yous do Elijah mikaleson caregiver moodboard pwease? Fank youuuu 🧡

Hiiii!! I really hope this fits his character!! I don't know him very well 😅

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Essentials for Littles with Chronic Pain/Illness

 1. A cute hot/cold pack!

2. Cute pill organizers to motivate you to stay organized!

3. Comfy compression socks!

4. A colourful mini fridge for beside your bed (you can decorate it with magnets or stickers)!

5. Stickers to decorate your mobility aids and medical devices!

6. Distracting but low-effort activities, like puzzles or video games!

7. If hot baths help your pain, get some bath bombs or bubble bath!

8. Comfy headphones or earphones to prevent headaches!

9. Cozy pjs and onesies for rest days!

10. A cute eye mask for migraines and naps!

11. If vitamins help prevent your flares, get them in gummy form!

12. A cute water bottle to keep beside your bed!

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batman themed agere board?

Here ya go :D !!