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I hate journalism so much, brother that is a fucking anglerfish.

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LMAO

"Golden Rule, motherfucker."

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BOY NOW TELL ME WHAT I SAY, TELL ME WHAT WAS YOUR PLAN THERE? YOU WENT UP AGAINST THE DRAGONBORN AFTER HES KILLED MAYBE A HUNDRED OR MORE OF YOUR KIN BOY, AND NOW LOOK AT YOU. BURNING UP FASTER THAN A MAYFLY ON THE SUMMER ARIZONA CONCRETE, WHAT AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE, ALDUIN THE WORLD EATER? YOU’RE ALDUIN THE DEAD NOW BOY WHAT WAS I SAY, WHAT WAS RUNNING THROUGH THAT HEAD OF YOURS BOY?

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fuckinfuckfucking FUCK I WANT TO GIVE HIM A HUG SO BADLY

Little cat wakes up and stretches after a beautiful nap

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this painting looks like a giant bleeding scab who painted this and thought it looked good

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Imagine having both Italian and French lineage and having a family get together and Papa Giuseppe pours sweat and blood into a delicious pizza and then his brother in law Uncle Francois shows up to the function with this thing

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ULFRIC STORMCLOCK

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so I was watching my friend play skyrim and after they got to helgen we noticed a horse was there next to Hadvar even though there shouldn't be one in this scene and every time it panned from hadvar to the dragonborn and back during the character creation segment the camera briefly paused halfway in this exact position before continuing back to either hadvar or the dragonborn as seen in the picture and I couldn't stop laughing because its such a perfectly specific situation for a glitch, like the camera just makes a full stop on the horse to let it stare directly at you before continuing to pan like nothing happened and I love it

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"Inspiration can often be garnered from the utterly mundane" -some guy I saw on Reddit

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I love Bethesda games

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would you do it?

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real

I literally can’t stop shaking my ass to Cool ranch music 

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misinformationmaxxing

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what album is this the cover of?

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Can anyone explain to me why Zendaya is constantly typecast as a companion/love interest to scrawny young power bottoms?

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this would be a really funny SNL episode if I wasn't living through it

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>Abnormally observant >Can discern things from minimal details that are nigh invisible to the average person >Highly intelligent and passionate about a great many topics to the point of hyperfixation >Gets filled with child-like glee upon making discoveries that confirm his presumptions or which vindicate his efforts

>A musical prodigy I have reason to believe Sherlock Holmes is autistic