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Not that into fake relationship fics but I just read one where everyone was in on it except for the parents and it was actually really entertaining.

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Fun amnesia prompts (no heavy angst)

Character with secret identity/power wakes up with amnesia. They remember their secret but don't remember that their loved ones know, and now have to try to keep their secret from people who already know said secret.

Repressed character wakes up with amnesia and forgets their internalised homophobia. Character now has to try to convince everyone that they've been gay all along.

Character had huge lifechanging moment (got married/divorced, won the lottery, is pregnant) but got amnesia before they were able to tell anyone. How do they find out? What's their reaction? What's everyone else's reactions?

Pre-transition transgender character wakes up only to find out that it's been years and they're now post-transition. Cue absolute fluff of character having the best time admiring their body and being comfortable in it.

Alternatively, character forgets years of their life and is horrified to see that they're balding.

Character wakes up with amnesia and their offspring is so excited to see what their parent was like before they were born.

Character wakes up in a hospital room with no memory. There are multiple people in the room and there's a ring on their finger - now they just need to find out which person they're married to.

Character wakes up with amnesia and slowly learns more things about their life. Character uses their nurse as a sounding board as they try to figure out their life. Written in POV of the nurse. (POV outsider)

Character wakes up with amnesia and has concluded that they're an idiot. Because even them with no memories can tell they're way more in love with their best friend than they are with their current SO. (Extra point: character waxing poetic about best friend to the nurses.)

Character wakes up with amnesia and still thinks they're taken. Their loved ones and ex take pity on them and ex agrees to pretend they're still together until character gets their memories back. Character may have lost their memories but still knows something isn't quite right. Cue character being the absolute worst SO possible in an attempt to get ex to break up with them and ex putting up with an increasingly number of wacky things while trying to remind themselves it's temporary. (Extra point: ex finally has enough and yells at character, revealing the truth. Character is like "oh thank god.")

Character wakes up with a lot more tattoos than they remember. Cue loved ones telling character of the stories behind each tattoo. (Extra point: one friend starts lying and making up the weirdest stories)

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Cinderella Vampire AU where the heir looks for the vampire whose teeth fit their bit mark instead of the shoe.

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I want someone to write some medieval fiction and randomly mention a queen named Ellen the Generous , and she's a terrible, terrible person

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Today's fuckable dragon of the day is...

THE NANOWRIMO DRAGON from NANOWRIMO.ORG

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i love you sober friendly spaces i love you restaurants w mocktails on the menu i love you social events not hosted at bars i love you bringing non-alcoholic drinks to parties i love you shamelessly being sober so people know it’s accepted i love you not making fun of ppl who don’t drink i love you still inviting people who don’t drink to social events where ppl are drinking if u know they’re comfortable w it i love you normalizing not drinking

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Pet peeve in fanfictions is when the character develops a severe infection in their wound within less than a day.

Like dude infections take a couple days for the symptoms to even start showing.

Another thing I hate is when they pass out or hallucinate as if those aren't really rare symptoms.

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The two ways my OCs get named:

1. I spent hours researching and understanding the language conventions of this fictional race my character is from. I understand both the pronunciations of the language and have looked at hundreds of example names. My character's name is two halves of official characters from this fictional universe. And their name's meaning refers back to the overarching plot of the story and the role the character plays in it.

2. This is the one name that I've been obsessing over for the past 6 months. So all my babies are called the same.

There are two ways my original characters get named:

So the character who inspired her has the first name Jade, so I tried out some rock/crystal/semiprecious stone names, and I got to Amber, which reminded me of Amber Riley, and I liked 'Riley' better as a first name. Also, her mom's last name is Jones and her dad's last name is Graham, as a wink and a nod to the author of the character who inspired her, but she uses the last name Loomis, which she chose, because the character who inspired her also chose her own name, although that was her first name. And the last name Loomis is a reference to both Halloween and Scream, two iconic slasher movies, and this whole story is about meta slasher horror, and also Dr. Loomis in the Halloween series is, if sometimes a little intense, mostly on the side of the angels, but Billy Loomis in Scream is a villain, and the central tension of this story is about whether its protagonists are heroes or villains and what makes the difference anyway -

That's just their name.

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The enjoyment I get out of writing a violent action scene is not normal but it is a guilty pleasure

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"I'm not saying that every bisexual creates a massive demonic sex cult - I mean they should."

~The guy in the podcast my mum is listening to

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girl what kind of deranged advice was this guy going around giving people when he wasn’t trying to kill them…. 😭😭

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I have discovered the truth about chainmail bikinis, and it is imperative those wearing such armor do not think about it too hard or they may inadvertently cross the line between Sexy Hero and Homicidal Pervert.

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I do not want to go to work

I want to write my silly little fanfictions

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Sad! your hottest transgender mutual lives in an inaccessible pit at the bottom of a deep ocean trench

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There are two types of autistic people:

Those who wear mismatched socks,

And those who physically cannot.