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[urded2me]

How does nobody ever like my tweets. Like fr I got the funniest shit ever and no one does anything.

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Y’all ever realize how cats have these big ol’ beedy eyes. Like, how have we not checked to see if they’re aliens or not.

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Today I woke up and the radio was on and the pool in the backyard was open.

It is an active day. That is not my kinda day.

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Up at 3:00 in the morning and my inner demons be like:

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Me thinking someone’s post is funny and about to like it until seeing it has like 1 like:

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Everyone in 2021 be like:

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You know when your playlist keeps going, and then there’s this song playing and it’s like it refuses to end, but you’re listening to it without knowing that you were listening to it ‘cuz you were absent-minded and then you snap out of it and yer like, ‘What tf is this?’

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Anybody else be tryna spell, ‘love,’ but it autocorrects to ‘live,’ as if that makes sense in my sentence.