urfavalienboy

[urfavalienboy]

"im done with my life" i say as i keep living

[urfavalienboy]

my mom got mad at me and she was cussing me out so i asked her politely "what can i do better for future reference?" and she got mad at me for "giving [her] attitude" what the fuck did i do

[urfavalienboy]

anyone have any coping mechanisms to get over my fp who also used me for my body and led me on? i can't wear the clothes i wore on that day and i can't see him in public without having a panic attack and i really dont wanna feel like that so does anyone know how to feel better?

[urfavalienboy]

the thing is, nobody else deserves to suffer, starve, or die. i do, though. i'm the only exception. i deserve to suffer. i should starve myself. i don't deserve to have a healthy meal. i deserve to freeze in the cold and be torn apart. but you don't and that's all that matters!

[urfavalienboy]

please do

imagine getting house, wilson, foreman, and chase all different white shirts with just one word on each. like house's would say "fag," wilson's would say "cancer," foreman's would say "black," and chase's would say "tranny." idk why but that tickles my fancy LMFAO

[urfavalienboy]

imagine getting house, wilson, foreman, and chase all different white shirts with just one word on each. like house's would say "fag," wilson's would say "cancer," foreman's would say "black," and chase's would say "tranny." idk why but that tickles my fancy LMFAO

[urfavalienboy]

if i ever wind up in the hospital again and gregory house isnt my doctor/clinician i think i'm gonna throw hands with a hoe

[urfavalienboy]

imagine joel getting emotionally attached to you just for you to steal the things he widdles and gang up on him with ellie to pull the nastiest pranks on him. he still loves you tho.

[urfavalienboy]

sometimes i'm just sittin there and i realize i could be making hella bank rn if i just got up from the couch and started doin something