velviethecheescake

[velviethecheescake]

☆☆intro☆☆

°°♧♧♡♡I make random stuff might not post everyday♡♡♧♧°°

《《¤¤my favorite character from hazbin is VELVETTE obvi¤¤》》

☆☆I made this so my profile looks pretty☆☆

○☆ B-day: June 9☆○

♡♡ yumes: Velvette (HH), Lute (HH), twizzly gummy (CRK)♡♡

☆☆that's it bye bye☆☆

☆☆◇◇"Honey, but we've got no money"◇◇☆☆

Beautiful, dirty, rich - lady gaga ☆☆

[velviethecheescake]

haven't posted in a WHILE so here's my velvette headcanons rant

You know how velvette says the other vees have 'better shit to do' THEY WERE BUSY SO THEY MADE HER GO

And in ep 4 you see Vox and Val interacting and shaking hands But all velvette gets is a billboard

Not even a small show of real her Just a billboard

And in ep 8 at the vees part of finale she doesn't even get a line and they don't even try to add her She had to add herself at the end of it Cause they basically forgot about her

And most of the times she's with voxHe's annoyed or she's annoyed. Velvette asked Vox to just make Val stop tearing her models And he's whining like a shit But in literally the next ep Velvette is seen doing to the meeting for them She does all that shit for them but they don't do ANYTHING back

And when she says 'I'm the backbone of the vees' She adds Val and Vox in the background When they see her as annoying When she includes them in HER episode

And when she said 'are you doubting me really me?' It was like she was joking Like she's used to it

The definition of 'there's a duo in a trio'

or maybe I'm thinking to much in this

Sorry for the rushed writing was originally a discord message but this is all just headcanons

[velviethecheescake]

this is me if you even care

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I'd do ANYTHING FOR HER, ANYTHING. SHE CAN STEP ON ME, FEED ME,I DONT CARE. THIS WOMAN ISNT JUST A WOMAN ITS A CULT, AN OBSESSION TO NEVER END, NEVER ESCAPE. LIKING HER ISNT AN INTREST, ITS A RELIGION AND SHE IS THE LEADER.I NEED HER. I NEED HER SO BAD.

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velvette HCs day 3

Insomnia, she lives in the same place as a porn studio poor girl probably wears headphones and is on her phone all night

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velvette HCs day 2

she's a juicy couture super fan,she has all the bags, shoes, tracksuits, perfumes, etc. It's her favorite brand. Dump Him

[velviethecheescake]

velvette HCs day 1 I guess

Genderfluid, she literally one of the voys 1 minute then changes, gotta love a chronically online fruity pebble