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Entry level jobs haven't existed since the 2008 crash. 90% of hiring managers won't hire recent graduates. A quarter of job listings are ghost jobs. Companies hire part time so that they don't have to give benefits. Federal minimum wage hasn't increased since 2009. The True Unemployment Rate is 25%. Master's are the new bachelor's. For most the job search takes over a year. 75% of resumes are never. actually seen by the hiring team.

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My journey thru my kid’s Paw Patrol phase via posts from my Bluesky account.

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let me do the soundtrack for this film

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THE BIRDCAGE (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

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fuck it here's part two of "Keira Knightley/Jack Davenport Pirates Commentary bits that live rent free in my head" feat. a lot of corset talk

(i also made a podcast about the making of this film please listen to it I promise it's good.)

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"i’m really tempted to start writing potc fic but i’m afraid i’ll get WAY too into describing how the vessels are rigged etc instead of actually having a plot. who wants 6 chapters of me possessing jack and getting him to explain the difference between square rigging and fore and aft rigging to an unmentioned second person"

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This is my discomfort character I want to see them in unimaginable pain

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you bottle Miette??

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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

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Friend is in desperate need of help, so, please buy her characters or make offers.

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"I really want to know what Teague was like as a parent for Jack to be like that…"

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The "taking requests" was from like a year ago but I'll take anything NSFW for Davy jones 👀 it's so hard to find fics for him!

(A/N) I thousand percent agree! He only has three things in / reader on A03! Minors DNI! And under the cut we go!

DAVY JONES NSFW HCS

Right off the bat, the idea of sex for him is foreign. Not as a man, but as a monster.

He is by no means a virgin, laid with many in his life albeit when his curse arose and this octopus form took hold of his body… Not much people were attracted per say.

Even learning how to pleasure himself again was a pain. His claw arm useless, whilst his other a tendril on his pointer finger.

His penis probably took form as a mixture of tentacle and simply regular… Penis. It was long, with a less noticeable tip compared to a human’s and his girth gradually increased in size.

He also has, some control of it. No where near the amount he has in his tendril beard, but he can still make it squirm.

Which, speaking of-

Intating this type of interaction with Jones requires a stronger bond, a romantic one at that perhaps and if not, a lot of booze. But pray tell you’d best be lucky, because the captain would never allow himself to be a vulnerable drunk in front of his crew.

But if you did find your way into his severed heart, his sexual attraction to you would be something he’d try to hide away.

Yet until you would make the first move during a few kisses, that turned into something more.

With hesitance from him, possibly some from you, you daringly pushed forward (with consent) and some reassuring encouragement.

His body did not have a six pack, not in the conditions of this ship no. His body was more akin to dad bod, less muscle gun show and more body.

His grip on you with his tentacled hand would have its longer tentacle finger swirling around your waist, with the human digits clawing into your skin.

The tendrils all over your upper body, caressing your chest. Slimy coats of it remaining too. Granted, every touch of him was.

…

He gives really good head.

Mind boggling, toe-curling levels of head. He’s very good at what he does, his kisses on your thighs and the feeling of his slimy tendrils wrapping around and teasing you endlessly,

As his tongue hungrily devours you with a few tendrils edging your weak spots… God, he would make you see stars with that mouth.

He knows exactly where to lick, where to please, and he will gently hold you down with his crab claw as he fingers you with his regular fingers before fucking you raw with the tentacle on his pointer.

He likes to see you eyes roll back as it’s inserted each time, he doesn’t have to do much to make you cum with it. As he watches you try to ride it, he has it squirm, before pumping deeper and deeper till it reaches the g-spot.

He is a HUGE tease

Nothing he knows you can’t handle but, but he likes taunting and teasing you so badly.

At the end of it all, he’ll give praise.

He’s more dominant, but he’ll allow you to ride him. He likes seeing you do so from his angle.

He prefers positions from behind, makes him feel in control. He likes hearing the vulgar sounds of him pounding him you raw and deep.

His favorite position, is the downward doggy.

Him inside you is an ethereal experience, he can have his cock brush against the pleasure walls in you. While also touching the g-spot, pleasurable the max.

(a/n: There’s probably more but that’s all I can think of for now! Thank you all :)!)

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My trauma has in fact made me stronger, but less in the "Dragon Ball training montage" way and more in the "obscure 1950s superhero who gains weirdly specific powers after being struck by lightning" way.

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The is year is 2022 and I'm still irrate that y deleted the first round of the Liar Dice scene in Dead man's Chest.

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[runs in full speed] DAVY JONES HAS A MOUTH ON HIS HAND THIS IS NOT A DRILL

THANK YOU @skymagpie FOR THIS INCREDIBLE DISCOVERY

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I am obsessed with Davy Jones and Calypso because of how Greek tragedy-esque their story is, where neither is clearly right or wrong in what they did, they both acted as best as they could due to their nature and in the end, their worlds clashed and tragedy was unavoidable.

Calypso didn't leave him waiting because she didn't care about him, she loved him and she still does in her own way despite everything, but it's in her nature to be unpredictable and she can't change that, even if she wanted to. Davy Jones did not realize what it means to fall in love with something above human, with something so vast and powerful and he thought that he would be the one who could play with fire and not get burned - and he was wrong.

But on the other hand Davy Jones behaved the way that was fitting to his human nature too - he felt used, betrayed and tricked into what is essentially torture for all eternity. And in turn, he wanted to retaliate in a way to make her feel the same, make her feel trapped in mortality the way he was trapped in immortality. It's a common theme with him to try and make other people suffer the same way he does so he won't be alone in his misery. But he still didn't do anything to force her to love him or to force her to be with him, he just wanted her to feel what he felt when he thought she betrayed him.

What he did is still inexcusably terrible and he knows that, that's why he ripped his heart out, but that is also part of his human nature - he regrets it and he regretted it right after he did it because he loves her. And love is just not enough sometimes. Calypso does not regret not showing up because she is not human, to her one day in ten years means nothing, she expected him to understand that. And probably Davy Jones's biggest crime is that instead of fixing the problem once he realized he hurt the person he loves, he doubled down in becoming a monster (literally and figuratively) and basically accepted that the only way this will end is in his death and that he will be cruel and vile up until that point. He wouldn't dare ask for forgiveness and redemption after what he did, but he also wouldn't apologize and try and mend it. Because he couldn't face her anger. Because it is in his nature to be this way.

This story is such a small part of the series, but it's written so beautifully and so well that it's the only thing that I've been thinking about since I watched the films.

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Since you are considering writing for Pirates of the Caribbean, Can I request Yandere Davy Jones concept if it’s okay

I can try, lol. Sorry for the wait, I needed time to rewatch the movies.

Yandere! Davy Jones Concept

Pairing: Romantic

Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Manipulation, Mentioned murder, Implied kidnapping, Obsession, Possessive behavior, Sadism, Forced relationship.

- Based on how Davy Jones acts in POTC, he's a very dedicated man.

- His heart goes to one person and one person only.

- He gives the person he loves everything and expects the same in return.

- He also takes betrayal very seriously.

- Davy Jones would be Possessive, Dedicated, Manipulative, Cruel, Forceful, and Sadistic.

- He comes off as, strangely, adoring and loving towards you if you felt the same way towards him and did not plan any betrayal.

- He may even be softer towards you than anyone else.

- Davy Jones is obsessive about keeping you dedicated to him.

- It makes him come across as possessive as he doesn't want any chance of you loving someone else.

- Which means, yes, he'd get rid of other crew members or really anyone that got too close to you.

- Mercilessly, too.

- He's big on loyalty between you and him.

- If he senses the slightest bit of disloyalty or dishonesty from you, it sets him off.

- Betrayal is not something he can overlook.

- If you do not feel the same for him he'll try to correct it.

- He can be manipulative.

- Threatening, too, as he is not above threatening friends and family if you do not comply to him.

- You want off his ship?

- Is your freedom really worth sacrificing a life, dear?

- He can be cruel towards anyone.

- That could either be people he feels are threatening the bond between you, or you yourself.

- He'd only ever be cruel if you tried to escape/betray him once though.

- Davy Jones can also be forceful if you aren't reciprocating like he wants.

- He isn't quite delusional but he's willing to push things to get you to love him.

- He prefers if it happened naturally but... once he adores you he isn't sure if he can give his heart to anyone else.

- Davy Jones is also incredibly sadistic.

- He mistreats his crew with no remorse.

- People trying to take you from him would meet a slow and painful end.

- He can't really bring himself to be sadistic towards you unless you really angered him, however.

- It's also nearly impossible to escape Davy Jones if he's obsessed with you.

- He knows the sea, if you escaped on a ship then he'd find you soon.

- Even if you hid on land he'd probably still find you with his crew.

- Charming this beast's heart seals your fate.

- You will be aboard his ship alongside him one way or another.

- At this point he doesn't care if you love him back...

- He just wants to keep you with him and close to his heart.

- "You wouldn't dare betray me, would you?"